Christmas Tree 4543 Posted May 17, 2014 Share Posted May 17, 2014 How are you going to escape poverty, picking cockles? Who wants to escape Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4543 Posted May 17, 2014 Share Posted May 17, 2014 Nip round to Gus' house in your shorts, CT, welcome him to Sunderland. Bitchy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41521 Posted May 17, 2014 Share Posted May 17, 2014 Bitchy, Gus? Nah, I've heard he's very accommodating to the mentally challenged. You might get some free tickets Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 32125 Posted May 17, 2014 Share Posted May 17, 2014 What a stunning morning it is already. Â Suns warm as toast already and its going to be the hottest day of the year so far. Â Meant to be doing a double shift in a taxi but being tempted towards the rockpools at Whitburn instead. Â Do a double shift when it's raining. You'll get more customers. Buzzin' about having my washing on the line two days in a row. I should really go for a run or do some gardening, but......... the effort. Haven't ran for about three weeks as I've been bad, might try today even though I haven't totally shaken it off yet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 6899 Posted May 17, 2014 Share Posted May 17, 2014 Thoroughly depressed to be on a 13 hour shift today. At Sunderland Royal no less Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41521 Posted May 17, 2014 Share Posted May 17, 2014 Thoroughly depressed to be on a 13 hour shift today. At Sunderland Royal no lessAmuse yourself by keeping a running total of physical deformities. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 43260 Posted May 17, 2014 Share Posted May 17, 2014 Been sunny as fuck here this morning, but just got crazy windy and everyone is packing up and heading. I'm toughing it out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41521 Posted May 17, 2014 Share Posted May 17, 2014 Hope you've got plenty factor 50, you know how you Gingers burn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jill 0 Posted May 18, 2014 Share Posted May 18, 2014 I've got various patches of mild sunburn from yesterday despite lots of sun cream. I'd love to know why our household only has factor 10, that's never going to be sufficient for my colouring. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21580 Posted May 18, 2014 Share Posted May 18, 2014 25 degrees and sunny this weekend doon the smurk. Bliss Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10543 Posted May 19, 2014 Share Posted May 19, 2014 I'm going to burn like every English holidaymaker ever Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41521 Posted May 19, 2014 Share Posted May 19, 2014 I'm going to burn like every English holidaymaker ever It's started- pics of the garden, next it'll be pics of your lunch, then you'll be taking The Knowledge. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted May 19, 2014 Share Posted May 19, 2014 The fit window cleaner is doing his rounds in just a little pair of shorts today Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41521 Posted May 19, 2014 Share Posted May 19, 2014 Yes, I am. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10543 Posted May 19, 2014 Share Posted May 19, 2014 It's started- pics of the garden, next it'll be pics of your lunch, then you'll be taking The Knowledge.  Fat Chance®  I'm amazed you haven't mocked the AstroTurf yet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41521 Posted May 19, 2014 Share Posted May 19, 2014 Probably because whoever laid yours actually finished the job Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted May 19, 2014 Share Posted May 19, 2014 Yes, I am. Â I've got 2 blokes coming to sort the garden out on Wednesday aswell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41521 Posted May 19, 2014 Share Posted May 19, 2014 I refer you to my post above Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4543 Posted May 19, 2014 Share Posted May 19, 2014 Probably because whoever laid yours actually finished the job Ouch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted May 19, 2014 Share Posted May 19, 2014 I refer you to my post above  I've just had a horrible thought. CT - you haven't decided to take up tidying other people's gardens as your new hobby, have you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4543 Posted May 20, 2014 Share Posted May 20, 2014 Â I've just had a horrible thought. CT - you haven't decided to take up tidying other people's gardens as your new hobby, have you? See you Wednesday. Â I can take a look at your damp patch while I'm there! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted May 20, 2014 Share Posted May 20, 2014 See you Wednesday.  I can take a look at your damp patch while I'm there!  Good gawd  Thankfully my plumbing is fixed! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41521 Posted May 20, 2014 Share Posted May 20, 2014 Do you think when CT has sex he balances a cherry tomato on his head to make himself look healthier? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10543 Posted May 20, 2014 Share Posted May 20, 2014 Do you think when CT has sex he balances a cherry tomato on his head to make himself look healthier? As long as we never see a photo of a point-coital CT, a buttered slice resting upon his spanked raw arse Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41521 Posted May 21, 2014 Share Posted May 21, 2014 And his raw mushroom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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