ewerk 33587 Posted October 7, 2024 Share Posted October 7, 2024 On 07/10/2024 at 10:13, Dr Gloom said: they’re so easy to ignore though. That’s the beauty of them. Not like the messenger apps which tell the sender if you’ve seen their message or not. Expand Don’t get me started on cunts who request a read receipt. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 23893 Posted October 7, 2024 Share Posted October 7, 2024 On 07/10/2024 at 11:19, ewerk said: Don’t get me started on cunts who request a read receipt. Expand automatic ignore Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6947 Posted October 7, 2024 Share Posted October 7, 2024 On 07/10/2024 at 11:19, ewerk said: Don’t get me started on cunts who request a read receipt. Expand Years ago I had a script which mail-bombed anyone requesting a read receipt with whatever arbitrary number of receipts you wanted to. People soon stopped doing that shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 50949 Posted October 7, 2024 Share Posted October 7, 2024 Absolutely unavoidable, I'm afraid. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJS 4625 Posted December 2, 2024 Share Posted December 2, 2024 Bloke sent me an email at 17:08 on Friday and then sent a Teams message ar 07:08 this morning aisling if I'd read his email. Well yes cunt I did, but I'm now going to ignore it for at least a day - if you're lucky. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 7782 Posted December 2, 2024 Share Posted December 2, 2024 On 07/10/2024 at 08:33, Dr Gloom said: People who begin emails with “gentle reminder” Look, cunt. I was deliberately ignoring you and hoping you’d get the message. Fuck you and your passive aggression Expand Well as a gaffer who has to send those emails, just fucking do what you were asked the first time and you will stop getting reminders! 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 23893 Posted December 2, 2024 Share Posted December 2, 2024 On 02/12/2024 at 09:44, Kid Dynamite said: Well as a gaffer who has to send those emails, just fucking do what you were asked the first time and you will stop getting reminders! Expand I work in a business where my inbox is bombarded by clueless dickheads chancing their arm. I almost feel sorry for them at times because PR can be a soul-destroying job and they’re used to this treatment. Replying to every pitch would be a full time job. Not happening. On the rare occasion when I do reply to let them down I usually get a grateful response because they’re so used to being ignored but get the fucking message. I don’t ignore the people that matter 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 23276 Posted December 2, 2024 Share Posted December 2, 2024 My gaffer gets close to 200 emails a day. Most of em shite. Our office manager ccs him into emails about getting milk ffs. I've told her there's no need for him to be in these emails and she disagrees with me. 😂 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 7782 Posted December 2, 2024 Share Posted December 2, 2024 (edited) On 02/12/2024 at 09:54, Dr Gloom said: I work in a business where my inbox is bombarded by clueless dickheads chancing their arm. I almost feel sorry for them at times because PR can be a soul-destroying job and they’re used to this treatment. Replying to every pitch would be a full time job. Not happening. On the rare occasion when I do reply to let them down I usually get a grateful response because they’re so used to being ignored but get the fucking message. I don’t ignore the people that matter Expand Fair enough. My emails are more in the realms of: "Just a gentle reminder to remember to make a MARAC referral for that woman that's a high risk of being murdered by her husband, because I'm fucking sick of picking this up after the fact every day" Edited December 2, 2024 by Kid Dynamite Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 23276 Posted December 2, 2024 Share Posted December 2, 2024 Maybe you would get a better response if you didn't put the last bit on 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11333 Posted December 3, 2024 Share Posted December 3, 2024 On 02/12/2024 at 10:25, wykikitoon said: Maybe you would get a better response if you didn't put the last bit on Expand You're giving office etiquette advice? You are? 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 23276 Posted December 3, 2024 Share Posted December 3, 2024 I thought this response would have come sooner. You're slowing down guys, come on! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 37032 Posted December 3, 2024 Share Posted December 3, 2024 On 03/12/2024 at 14:12, wykikitoon said: I thought this response would have come sooner. You're slowing down guys, come on! Expand 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 7782 Posted March 6 Share Posted March 6 People (women) who don't like driving somewhere they've never been before. If you can drive and you can read a sat nav, what fucking difference does it make if you've been there before or not!? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 50949 Posted March 6 Share Posted March 6 Tbf, she's let you fill her conservatory with pinball machines. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 7782 Posted March 6 Share Posted March 6 On 06/03/2025 at 17:57, Gemmill said: Tbf, she's let you fill her conservatory with pinball machines. Expand It's one of the mams in the bairns football WhatsApp group. The GK can't play next week cos Mams never driven there before 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 37188 Posted March 6 Share Posted March 6 It’s not an 8.30 meet for a 9.00am kickoff by any chance, is it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 50949 Posted March 6 Share Posted March 6 The way things are going, Bruno will miss the cup final for the same reason. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 45742 Posted March 7 Share Posted March 7 On 06/03/2025 at 18:17, Kid Dynamite said: It's one of the mams in the bairns football WhatsApp group. The GK can't play next week cos Mams never driven there before Expand Tell her to ask for directions from wherever the game is back to her house- she’s been there before, shouldn’t be a problem. Then get the fucking airhead to reverse the directions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 12636 Posted March 7 Share Posted March 7 On 07/03/2025 at 08:58, Monkeys Fist said: Tell her to ask for directions from wherever the game is back to her house- she’s been there before, shouldn’t be a problem. Then get the fucking airhead to reverse the directions. Expand That's your International Women's Day prize sewn up to go with the Parent of the Year. 🙂 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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