Renton 21032 Posted May 22, 2020 Share Posted May 22, 2020 Depends on the aisle space. For a big supermarket, go past, for a local one, its usually one way. In which case the fuckers taking ages to pick something off the shelf fuck me off. Who's wearing a mask now btw? I am when shopping, pretty sure if everybody did it would make a big difference. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21756 Posted May 22, 2020 Share Posted May 22, 2020 if i worked in a corner shop or supermarket i'd be shooting daggers at any cunt who came in without a mask Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44090 Posted May 22, 2020 Share Posted May 22, 2020 My new favourite thing is spotting people driving their cars whilst wearing a mask. I want to cut their brake cables. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 6961 Posted May 22, 2020 Share Posted May 22, 2020 15 minutes ago, Renton said: Depends on the aisle space. For a big supermarket, go past, for a local one, its usually one way. In which case the fuckers taking ages to pick something off the shelf fuck me off. Who's wearing a mask now btw? I am when shopping, pretty sure if everybody did it would make a big difference. Pretty sure it wouldn't. Half the knackers are walking round with chopped up boxer shorts on their faces, wearing the same rubber gloves they've had on for a week spreading god knows what to everything they touch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15342 Posted May 22, 2020 Share Posted May 22, 2020 54 minutes ago, Kid Dynamite said: Same goes for people that literally jump into oncoming traffic to avoid walking past someone on the path Mind, you encounter some right weirdos when you're out and about, sometimes it's better to be proactive and avoid them than risk them making something of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21032 Posted May 22, 2020 Share Posted May 22, 2020 1 minute ago, Kid Dynamite said: Pretty sure it wouldn't. Half the knackers are walking round with chopped up boxer shorts on their faces, wearing the same rubber gloves they've had on for a week spreading god knows what to everything they touch I didn't mention gloves, I don't see the advantage of them over clean hands. Pretty much every country in the world is mandating face coverings now. Pretty much every country in the world has lower infection rates than us. I'm not saying the association is causal, but I wouldn't trust any advice our government gives, and anyway, isn't the advice here now to wear face coverings in confined spaces, such as public transport? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30159 Posted May 22, 2020 Share Posted May 22, 2020 I wear a mask and never seem to have much of a problem with people getting out of my way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41888 Posted May 22, 2020 Share Posted May 22, 2020 “Zed’s dead, baby, zed’s dead… so he is” 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OTF 7214 Posted May 22, 2020 Share Posted May 22, 2020 14 hours ago, Gemmill said: My new favourite thing is spotting people driving their cars whilst wearing a mask. I want to cut their brake cables. I had similar thoughts, then realised it could be tradies and the like who don't want to handle/remove the masks prematurely when they will need to put one back on again shortly. Looks fucking ridiculous though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 6961 Posted June 11, 2021 Share Posted June 11, 2021 Daft cunts who wear a sunflower lanyard off eBay and pretend to be autistic so they don't have to wear a mask. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJS 4355 Posted June 11, 2021 Share Posted June 11, 2021 People who begin emails in the current climate with "Hope you're well". 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isegrim 9676 Posted June 11, 2021 Share Posted June 11, 2021 The kids Guinea pigs whistling as soon as they notice somebody. Does anyone know some decent cuy recipes? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13760 Posted June 11, 2021 Share Posted June 11, 2021 Jermaine Jenas. I’d rather eat a shit smoothie than listen to his forced “thoughtful pundit” bullshit. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 11073 Posted June 14, 2021 Share Posted June 14, 2021 On 12/06/2021 at 03:58, Ayatollah Hermione said: Jermaine Jenas. I’d rather eat a shit smoothie than listen to his forced “thoughtful pundit” bullshit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 32595 Posted June 14, 2021 Share Posted June 14, 2021 Robbie Savage is the tatey's tatey. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGingerQuiff 2412 Posted June 14, 2021 Share Posted June 14, 2021 J69 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41888 Posted June 14, 2021 Share Posted June 14, 2021 59 minutes ago, TheGingerQuiff said: J69 It’s not too bad tbh. https://www.roads.org.uk/motorway/a1/550 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21756 Posted October 7 Share Posted October 7 People who begin emails with “gentle reminder” Look, cunt. I was deliberately ignoring you and hoping you’d get the message. Fuck you and your passive aggression 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41888 Posted October 7 Share Posted October 7 16 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said: People who begin emails with “gentle reminder” Look, cunt. I was deliberately ignoring you and hoping you’d get the message. Fuck you and your passive aggression Gentle reminder… we’ve done this already. On 11/06/2021 at 20:09, NJS said: People who begin emails in the current climate with "Hope you're well". 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21756 Posted October 7 Share Posted October 7 And don’t get me started with “just bumping this to the top of your inbox in case you missed it” We both know I didn’t miss it. I ignored it and you better believe I’m ignoring this feeble attempt to solicit a reply Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJS 4355 Posted October 7 Share Posted October 7 Three years on the cunts are still doing the hope you're well thing... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 32595 Posted October 7 Share Posted October 7 20 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said: People who begin emails with “gentle reminder” Look, cunt. I was deliberately ignoring you and hoping you’d get the message. Fuck you and your passive aggression Can you not eventually get round to replying when it's too late apologising but stating that their reminder was so gentle it unfortunately completely passed you by? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 34717 Posted October 7 Share Posted October 7 Emails in general for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21756 Posted October 7 Share Posted October 7 15 minutes ago, Alex said: Emails in general for me. they’re so easy to ignore though. That’s the beauty of them. Not like the messenger apps which tell the sender if you’ve seen their message or not. At least most people have stopped calling on the phone these days. I’m genuinely startled to receive a call these days as so much communication is done on text. I’ve only got one or two friends who still stubbornly insist on phoning to make plans when it could be done in two seconds on WhatsApp. It’s only ever those cunts, or my mam, or scam callers that bother phoning me these days. Or it’s some PR twat who didn’t get a reply to their fourth gentle reminder and has decided to go for the nuclear option. Cue the most awkward conversations of the year. “Oh, yes, I’ve been meaning to get back to you [a blatant lie], I’m afraid this story pitch isn’t quite right for us. Blah blah blah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 9269 Posted October 7 Share Posted October 7 1 hour ago, Howmanheyman said: Can you not eventually get round to replying when it's too late apologising but stating that their reminder was so gentle it unfortunately completely passed you by? You clearly are not an expert in emails. There is a defined process for actually responding to emails: 1) Check if you're in the to or CC section - if it's the latter then it goes immediately in the bin. If not then; 2) Mark as read - if it's important then pick the phone up. 3) Ignore the reminders - again, it's obviously not important enough to ring. 4) Wait months before doing some housekeeping on your inbox. See the email and repeated reminders and; 5) Delete them. All of the above doesn't cover the repeated phone calls you must ignore from the person or people chasing up on this extremely important request because, if it was that important they'd come through to the office and ask you face to face. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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