the next striker.......

[jamie_gordon 0]

haha no chance we couldnt afford him no i dontl ive near byker

 

 

oh for petes sake lol very funny

 

 

for pete's sake......? who Lovenkrands

[DEADMAN 0]

its a exspreshion however you spell it

[Besty 4]

its a exspreshion however you spell it

 

That's correct, well done.

[DEADMAN 0]

lol

[jamie_gordon 0]

I WANT FALCAO

Edited May 19, 2011 by jamie_gordon

[Christmas Tree 4858]

Well, where to start with such a coming together of so much shite.

 

OzToonFan. You say I don’t have an opinion of my own….Fuck me I am probably one of the most opinionated posters on here you clown. You say I have no idea about football. I would be surprised if you could find a post of mine where I claim to be an expert on football (I’m sure you wont btw). I don’t think I’ve said anything different other than I’ve held a season ticket at various times during my life, attended many matches as a none season ticket holder from about the age of 9 and only really watch and take an interest in Newcastle..

 

I chuck in my two penneth worth like everyone else on mainly Newcastle matters. I have said many a time on here that I have virtually no interest in any football apart from Newcastle. I don’t even claim to be an expert on Newcastle. That doesn’t stop anyone having their say on an internet forum, even Aussies.

 

Yes I post about what’s going on at the club and what’s in the media. 99% of the time those remarks will be in quotes and a clear source displayed. I do that as I have a lot more time on my hands than a lot of posters and see it as “doing my bit” to keep the forum up to date and interesting. I think the threads I do start usually tend to get a good reception, create discussion, fun and information for the many hundreds of readers on here, not just the group of 30 or so who post regularly.

 

Fish. Nice load of verbal diarrhoea but as usual its quality not quantity and your last rant contains a lot of one and none of the other. The bottom line is you crawled up Alex’s‘ arse so fast it’s a wonder you didn’t do the bloke and injury.

 

Alex, your point about Graham Carr is shot to bits and you know it. First of all you said I didn’t know who the bloke was a year ago. Then you said I didn’t know who he was 6 months ago. Then when you realise I did comment about him OVER a year ago, your trying to have a go saying “Its still after the club appointed him!!!!!”. I’m sure I’m as guilty of that as 99.9% of the posters on here who knew nothing of him until he was appointed. He was appointed in February 2010 and I was discussing him on here 4 weeks later.

 

And how else would I learn about a chief scout other than the media.

 

One of your stupider posts on here.

 

To Others…..I’m sure there may well be lots of contributing to factors to how we ended up with Tiote. Graham Carr said only last month that he had been scouting Tiote for 4 years, long before Carr even joined Newcastle. Alex even said Graham Carr scouted Tiote and after all its his relative so he should know.

 

Again with all those rambling about who knows what about foreign players. I’ve never claimed too as I’ve clearly said I only watch Newcastle, many times. I would add however that I don’t remember many (if any), putting Ben Arfas name forward as a possible signing before the rumours of his transfer broke.

 

I also clearly remember the Tiote signing thread where absolutely nobody on here had heard of him. Posters were running to FM manager, you tube even foreign forums…. Its quite obvious that a fair few posters on here garner their vast knowledge from playing games, rather than watching football. Each to their own I guess.

 

Leazesmad. I don’t live in the city.

 

Its well documented on here how I handed my season ticket back and got out of the 3 year deal when KK left. At the time, many on here would have done the same had they not paid up front in full.

 

It is also well documented that I have said I will wait and see what happens this summer before deciding on whether to get another one or not.

 

However you will be aware that a Saturday is the busiest day of the week for a taxi driver. My enjoyment of match day, like many, involves copious amounts of alcohol before and after the game. Going to the game without having a drink is not for me. This means that for me to go to a Saturday game, I have to consciously say goodbye to a days takings that will range anywhere between £200 and £350. So my season ticket has an excess on top of the standard price of about between £3800 and £6500! Naturally this reduces when games are played on different days to a Saturday, but its still a fair chunk to write off.

 

So in conclusion.

[jamie_gordon 0]

Christmas tree......................

 

CALM DOWN.....haha toon toon!

[The Fish 10976]

Honestly, what a pile of shite you write, but this in particular made me laugh out loud

see it as “doing my bit” to keep the forum up to date and interesting. I think the threads I do start usually tend to get a good reception, create discussion, fun and information for the many hundreds of readers on here, not just the group of 30 or so who post regularly.

All right there Christmas Theresa, how fucking deluded are you?! the threads you start usually result in people who know what they're talking about tearing you apart.

 

oh and I'd agree that losing out on a days wage is a decent reason to say, I can't afford to go. However, you have on several occasions described how you couldn't be arsed to work, so you sacked it off and were intending on sitting in your garden with a few cans of special brew (or whatever). So if you can sack off work, on a whim, I'm sure you could switch to working another weekday and every other saturday. It's just you can't be arsed because you don't feel strongly enough about Newcastle United.

[Christmas Tree 4858]

Honestly, what a pile of shite you write, but this in particular made me laugh out loud

see it as “doing my bit” to keep the forum up to date and interesting. I think the threads I do start usually tend to get a good reception, create discussion, fun and information for the many hundreds of readers on here, not just the group of 30 or so who post regularly.

All right there Christmas Theresa, how fucking deluded are you?! the threads you start usually result in people who know what they're talking about tearing you apart.

 

oh and I'd agree that losing out on a days wage is a decent reason to say, I can't afford to go. However, you have on several occasions described how you couldn't be arsed to work, so you sacked it off and were intending on sitting in your garden with a few cans of special brew (or whatever). So if you can sack off work, on a whim, I'm sure you could switch to working another weekday and every other saturday. It's just you can't be arsed because you don't feel strongly enough about Newcastle United.

 

Trot on, Rectum dweller.

[Ricola (Black and White) 0]

I would love to see seydou doumbia playing for the toon

He played for me hometeam (bsc young boys ) , 64 apperances and 50 goals

And hes doing pretty well at ZSKA Moskau now, hes only 23

 

I love that lad :

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seydou_Doumbia

[The Fish 10976]

Honestly, what a pile of shite you write, but this in particular made me laugh out loud

see it as “doing my bit” to keep the forum up to date and interesting. I think the threads I do start usually tend to get a good reception, create discussion, fun and information for the many hundreds of readers on here, not just the group of 30 or so who post regularly.

All right there Christmas Theresa, how fucking deluded are you?! the threads you start usually result in people who know what they're talking about tearing you apart.

 

oh and I'd agree that losing out on a days wage is a decent reason to say, I can't afford to go. However, you have on several occasions described how you couldn't be arsed to work, so you sacked it off and were intending on sitting in your garden with a few cans of special brew (or whatever). So if you can sack off work, on a whim, I'm sure you could switch to working another weekday and every other saturday. It's just you can't be arsed because you don't feel strongly enough about Newcastle United.

 

Trot on, Rectum dweller.

How's that ignoring me going Christmas Theresa?

[Besty 4]

lol

[Besty 4]

I would love to see seydou doumbia playing for the toon

He played for me hometeam (bsc young boys ) , 64 apperances and 50 goals

And hes doing pretty well at ZSKA Moskau now, hes only 23

 

I love that lad :

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seydou_Doumbia

 

Martins with a brain?

[AgentAxeman 189]

I would love to see seydou doumbia playing for the toon

He played for me hometeam (bsc young boys ) , 64 apperances and 50 goals

And hes doing pretty well at ZSKA Moskau now, hes only 23

 

I love that lad :

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seydou_Doumbia

 

Martins with a brain?

 

maybe, but without the brawn. Still, he looks quick and skillfull and if he's 23 (doesn't look it to me mind!) it fits right into our scouting profile. GAN ON DEKKA!!!!

[StevenL 0]

Page 4 is probably the best page of any topic I've ever read.

[OTF 7576]

OzToonFan. You say I don’t have an opinion of my own….Fuck me I am probably one of the most opinionated posters on here you clown. You say I have no idea about football. I would be surprised if you could find a post of mine where I claim to be an expert on football (I’m sure you wont btw). I don’t think I’ve said anything different other than I’ve held a season ticket at various times during my life, attended many matches as a none season ticket holder from about the age of 9 and only really watch and take an interest in Newcastle..

 

I chuck in my two penneth worth like everyone else on mainly Newcastle matters. I have said many a time on here that I have virtually no interest in any football apart from Newcastle. I don’t even claim to be an expert on Newcastle. That doesn’t stop anyone having their say on an internet forum, even Aussies.

 

Yes I post about what’s going on at the club and what’s in the media. 99% of the time those remarks will be in quotes and a clear source displayed. I do that as I have a lot more time on my hands than a lot of posters and see it as “doing my bit” to keep the forum up to date and interesting. I think the threads I do start usually tend to get a good reception, create discussion, fun and information for the many hundreds of readers on here, not just the group of 30 or so who post regularly.

 

Seeing as you responded to me directly I feel I had better give the courtesy of a reply.

 

Your opinion, in my opinion, appears to be whatever you read from the Chronicle or other NE news source. They print an article about a promising young player, and you start singing the praises of said player. An article about our chief player scout leads to you praising them. The club comes out about having to sell Carroll, you agree.

 

You seem to grab on to 'ideas' very quickly and assume that everything you read in the media is an indisputable fact, as a result your 'opinion' can change quite erractically. To save you time, before you go off on a fact finding mission I'm sure there will be isolated cases where it hasn't happened, so please don't bother.

 

Of course you haven't claimed to be an expert on football, noone here has done that. What you have done however is started threads on players abilities, such as the infamous 'Enrique on the wain' (sic) thread where you were left without a shred of dignity. That should have been the icing on the cake, but it wasn't. Instead you have continued to impart your knowledge of the game upon the rest of the forum by heaping criticism towards players like Jonas. I'm guessing somewhere along the line you picked up on the frustration that others felt towards some of the missed opportunities and poor final options that Jonas took after having got himself into good positions. You've taken this and run with it, to a point where you've used him as a scapegoat on numerous occasions. Eventually when others were commenting on how he's been one of our best players of late you've given up on that tune. Once that ship had sailed you've been bigging up players who you have seen very little of - Ferguson and Lua Lua being the two most prolific on that count. If you didn't feel you had some knowledge of the game you simply would not make such claims.

 

As for your quoting articles from the club and local media I really don't have a problem with that. It may be good for people who don't follow these sort of things through twitter feeds and the like. It would be nice for once if you posted something and either had a different opinion, or just left it be and let the article speak for itself.

 

I'll leave you with this saying; better to keep your mouth shut and be thought a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.

[Deano 0]

Id have that Doumbia kid....isnt he ivorian? Cheik get on the phone!!

 

For a little lad he scores some goals with his head, looks quick and skillfull and can finish. Would be a good player alongside Barfa.

[snakehips 0]

Id have that Doumbia kid....isnt he ivorian? Cheik get on the phone!!

 

For a little lad he scores some goals with his head, looks quick and skillfull and can finish. Would be a good player alongside Barfa.

 

I know fuck all about this Doumbia kid (I haven't watched those clips, as youtube vids don't tell us much about players imo), but isn't it a fact that Russian clubs are now paying top dollar in transfer fees and wages thus making the ability to sign anyone from there - Russian or otherwise - extremely difficult? With the wages NUFC are now offering, getting this guy could well be nigh on impossible.

[Ricola (Black and White) 0]

Id have that Doumbia kid....isnt he ivorian? Cheik get on the phone!!

 

For a little lad he scores some goals with his head, looks quick and skillfull and can finish. Would be a good player alongside Barfa.

 

I know fuck all about this Doumbia kid (I haven't watched those clips, as youtube vids don't tell us much about players imo), but isn't it a fact that Russian clubs are now paying top dollar in transfer fees and wages thus making the ability to sign anyone from there - Russian or otherwise - extremely difficult? With the wages NUFC are now offering, getting this guy could well be nigh on impossible.

 

Possible, don’t know about the wages but ZSKA paid a hell of money to sign him, I think around 9 / 9.5 £.

 

If he moves, he would go to Chelsea. He’s Ivorian, good friend and fan of Drogba (of course, which Ivorian isn’t ^^).

Unfortunately he already stated that he wants to go to Chelsea, and I think Abramowitsch has connections to Russia/ZSKA to make that happen

[Guest alex]

Alex, your point about Graham Carr is shot to bits and you know it. First of all you said I didn’t know who the bloke was a year ago. Then you said I didn’t know who he was 6 months ago. Then when you realise I did comment about him OVER a year ago, your trying to have a go saying “Its still after the club appointed him!!!!!”. I’m sure I’m as guilty of that as 99.9% of the posters on here who knew nothing of him until he was appointed. He was appointed in February 2010 and I was discussing him on here 4 weeks later.

 

And how else would I learn about a chief scout other than the media.

So I was wrong about the dates (as I said) and right about everything else? I can live with that.

[Guest alex]

I WANT FALCAO

Rock me Amadeus.

[McFaul 35]

"We've got Graham Carr, We've got Graham Carr,

when it comes to unearthing European players for moderate fees he's the best by far"

 

Granted, it needs a bit of work.

Good effort I've had a gann.

 

We've got a scout called Graham Carr from Kent, from Kent

He's got a famous funny son, he's bent, he's bent

He found Tiote and Ben Ar

He's the first cunt at the bar

Newcastle's chief scout, Super Graham Carr

nanananannananannanaaaaa

[Guest alex]

He's not from Kent. Or Ghent

[McFaul 35]

He's not from Kent. Or Ghent

Once had a house in Margate

[McFaul 35]

Nar he didn't I needed something to rhyme with bent, I'll change the lyrics.