Park Life 71 Posted May 11, 2011 Share Posted May 11, 2011 I think I'd be a bit of a twat as well if I'd spent 30 years on a submarine with a bunch of Arabs. I thought he'd just been to Vegas. We're on about Rob here. He worked in submarines with Arabs for many years. So he says like. That's a dodgy combo right there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted May 11, 2011 Share Posted May 11, 2011 (edited) Basically he told me that he'd sorted out the internal flights, the Grand Canyon tour and the Alcatraz night tour. This was a falsehood. We were out in Vegas with a couple of his mates, I turned in around 01:00 and played an hour or so on the tables, turned in around 02:00. I was pissed off with him, so when he turned up at 02:30 I, like a child, pretended to be asleep. That morning he tells me over breakfast, that he's stayed out until 04:00 and pulled this Canadian girl, brought her back to the room but because I was there he gave her a kiss and sent her packing. This was a falsehood. Few things throughout the holiday fucked me off; terrible choice in driving music (when driving through the Soledad Valley his contribution to musical accompaniment was Nickleback.) also, his inability to gauge personal space was one of the chief crimes. For example slinging an arm round my shoulders in Vegas or (and this one is my personal Hell) when at my friends Dad's place in Orange County we were out the back just catching the sun when he leans over and says "Come on, I'll put the lotion on"... I very quickly sat up and told him to fuck off as I'll do it myself. He insists he's straight. So yeah, great places, shockingly piss poor company. WTF, I'd have buried the cunt in the Nevada desert. Weird as fuck that like. P.S After I'd let him suck me off obviously. Edited May 11, 2011 by Jusoda Kid Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted May 11, 2011 Share Posted May 11, 2011 Never really saw Fish as a gay magnet. Live and learn I suppose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin S. Assilleekunt 1 Posted May 11, 2011 Share Posted May 11, 2011 Gays love bald men. Just look at Right Said Fred. Pure testosterone; proper aggressive raving homosexuals. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billy Castell 0 Posted May 11, 2011 Share Posted May 11, 2011 Far too many threads are being hijacked by serial idiots throwing the same abuse after about a page of sense (or what passes for it on here) at each other IMHO It's not even funny, just childish ranting (or turning each one into a discussion about FFS) maybe 3 points for each occurrence and a weeks ban when they reach 12? I guess this is you voluteering for a ban throughout the F1 season then! And what's this about Arabs in submarines? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6594 Posted May 11, 2011 Share Posted May 11, 2011 Gays love bald men. Just look at Right Said Fred. Pure testosterone; proper aggressive raving homosexuals. Aye but I reckon Fish is probably using 'regain' - looks the type tbh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin S. Assilleekunt 1 Posted May 11, 2011 Share Posted May 11, 2011 I wouldn't fancy being the only white man on a submarine full of arabs, granted a goat or two would make me feel a little more comfortable, but that is a recipe for disaster. No wonder Rob's lost the plot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 42863 Posted May 11, 2011 Share Posted May 11, 2011 Sounds a bit of a queer fucker Dave. Did you not know the prick before you left? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gejon 2 Posted May 11, 2011 Share Posted May 11, 2011 Sounds a bit of a queer fucker Dave. Did you not know the prick before you left? That's what I was wondering, sounded a bit match.com to America Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10488 Posted May 11, 2011 Share Posted May 11, 2011 Knew each other through mates, he had heard I was going on a US trip and that I wanted someone to come with. Always thought him a bit odd, but didn't know the extent of his oddness until too late. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted May 11, 2011 Share Posted May 11, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10488 Posted May 11, 2011 Share Posted May 11, 2011 Laugh it up chuckles. I haven't slept... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted May 11, 2011 Share Posted May 11, 2011 He had you up all night eh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted May 11, 2011 Share Posted May 11, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10488 Posted May 11, 2011 Share Posted May 11, 2011 I see creepy people... all the time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barney 0 Posted May 11, 2011 Share Posted May 11, 2011 Nickelback should have seen him out on his arse in the desert tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41395 Posted May 11, 2011 Share Posted May 11, 2011 When he asked you for a "lotion" ,what did you say? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10488 Posted May 11, 2011 Share Posted May 11, 2011 When he asked you for a "lotion" ,what did you say? I think my response was "erm, fuck off" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted May 11, 2011 Share Posted May 11, 2011 When he asked you for a "lotion" ,what did you say? I think my response was "erm, fuck off" So you had to think about it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10488 Posted May 11, 2011 Share Posted May 11, 2011 What can I say? It's been a while. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gejon 2 Posted May 11, 2011 Share Posted May 11, 2011 I quite like Nickelback Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10488 Posted May 11, 2011 Share Posted May 11, 2011 Out, Out damned spot! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted May 11, 2011 Share Posted May 11, 2011 I wouldn't fancy being the only white man on a submarine full of arabs, granted a goat or two would make me feel a little more comfortable, but that is a recipe for disaster. No wonder Rob's lost the plot. Apparently they warmed to him cause he was fluent in the lingo. And of coure he regaled the younger boys with tales of derring do!!1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monroe Transfer 0 Posted May 11, 2011 Share Posted May 11, 2011 I quite like Nickelback Automatic 12 points. That's a ban according to Rob. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AgentAxeman 166 Posted May 11, 2011 Share Posted May 11, 2011 fuckin hell at this thread............. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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