McFaul 35 Posted May 11, 2011 Share Posted May 11, 2011 why has everyone got it in for rob so much? he's not that bad is he? i can think of far worse on here who escape with much less abuse from the masses... kind words, kind words - you build merit in the Great Cycle of Life Dr G I'm afraid the abuse is the price of fame..... they are tragic sufferers from envy, feelings of inadequacy, their pointless, vapid existences - stuck between the bottle and the Sun........ sad, very very sad But my shoulders are broad, my spirit undimmed. I continue - if I can improve the lot of one of the ingrates on here so they come back as a worm rather than as a leech I shall feel it was all worth while Just shut up you nob, honestly. Just pipe down and chat normally instead of being a tool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10488 Posted May 11, 2011 Share Posted May 11, 2011 Basically he told me that he'd sorted out the internal flights, the Grand Canyon tour and the Alcatraz night tour. This was a falsehood. We were out in Vegas with a couple of his mates, I turned in around 01:00 and played an hour or so on the tables, turned in around 02:00. I was pissed off with him, so when he turned up at 02:30 I, like a child, pretended to be asleep. That morning he tells me over breakfast, that he's stayed out until 04:00 and pulled this Canadian girl, brought her back to the room but because I was there he gave her a kiss and sent her packing. This was a falsehood. Few things throughout the holiday fucked me off; terrible choice in driving music (when driving through the Soledad Valley his contribution to musical accompaniment was Nickleback.) also, his inability to gauge personal space was one of the chief crimes. For example slinging an arm round my shoulders in Vegas or (and this one is my personal Hell) when at my friends Dad's place in Orange County we were out the back just catching the sun when he leans over and says "Come on, I'll put the lotion on"... I very quickly sat up and told him to fuck off as I'll do it myself. He insists he's straight. So yeah, great places, shockingly piss poor company. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob W 0 Posted May 11, 2011 Author Share Posted May 11, 2011 why has everyone got it in for rob so much? he's not that bad is he? i can think of far worse on here who escape with much less abuse from the masses... kind words, kind words - you build merit in the Great Cycle of Life Dr G I'm afraid the abuse is the price of fame..... they are tragic sufferers from envy, feelings of inadequacy, their pointless, vapid existences - stuck between the bottle and the Sun........ sad, very very sad But my shoulders are broad, my spirit undimmed. I continue - if I can improve the lot of one of the ingrates on here so they come back as a worm rather than as a leech I shall feel it was all worth while Just shut up you nob, honestly. Just pipe down and chat normally instead of being a tool. abuse again.... it really doesn't DO anything are you a typical product of modern education dear boy? the classic 300 word vocabulary of a Sun reader Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McFaul 35 Posted May 11, 2011 Share Posted May 11, 2011 why has everyone got it in for rob so much? he's not that bad is he? i can think of far worse on here who escape with much less abuse from the masses... kind words, kind words - you build merit in the Great Cycle of Life Dr G I'm afraid the abuse is the price of fame..... they are tragic sufferers from envy, feelings of inadequacy, their pointless, vapid existences - stuck between the bottle and the Sun........ sad, very very sad But my shoulders are broad, my spirit undimmed. I continue - if I can improve the lot of one of the ingrates on here so they come back as a worm rather than as a leech I shall feel it was all worth while Just shut up you nob, honestly. Just pipe down and chat normally instead of being a tool. abuse again.... it really doesn't DO anything are you a typical product of modern education dear boy? the classic 300 word vocabulary of a Sun reader Well Dear Deidre's more interesting than reading your pish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41395 Posted May 11, 2011 Share Posted May 11, 2011 Basically he told me that he'd sorted out the internal flights, the Grand Canyon tour and the Alcatraz night tour. This was a falsehood. We were out in Vegas with a couple of his mates, I turned in around 01:00 and played an hour or so on the tables, turned in around 02:00. I was pissed off with him, so when he turned up at 02:30 I, like a child, pretended to be asleep. That morning he tells me over breakfast, that he's stayed out until 04:00 and pulled this Canadian girl, brought her back to the room but because I was there he gave her a kiss and sent her packing. This was a falsehood. Few things throughout the holiday fucked me off; terrible choice in driving music (when driving through the Soledad Valley his contribution to musical accompaniment was Nickleback.) also, his inability to gauge personal space was one of the chief crimes. For example slinging an arm round my shoulders in Vegas or (and this one is my personal Hell) when at my friends Dad's place in Orange County we were out the back just catching the sun when he leans over and says "Come on, I'll put the lotion on"... I very quickly sat up and told him to fuck off as I'll do it myself. He insists he's straight. So yeah, great places, shockingly piss poor company. He raped you, didn't he. Theres no shame in it, you can tell us. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10488 Posted May 11, 2011 Share Posted May 11, 2011 He's a bell end, but he's not got the gumption to be a rapey bell end. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14002 Posted May 11, 2011 Share Posted May 11, 2011 Sorry it couldn't have worked out better for you Dave! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41395 Posted May 11, 2011 Share Posted May 11, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4473 Posted May 11, 2011 Share Posted May 11, 2011 why has everyone got it in for rob so much? he's not that bad is he? i can think of far worse on here who escape with much less abuse from the masses... +1 Plus another 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10488 Posted May 11, 2011 Share Posted May 11, 2011 Sorry it couldn't have worked out better for you Dave! meh, I'm going to go back with different mates. Ones who don't try to rub lotion on me. unless they look like the lass with "Fluck Me" eyes... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14002 Posted May 11, 2011 Share Posted May 11, 2011 It can be a bastard when the company renders the venture worse than being at home! I suppose you should just choose who you travel with better. Still cant have been to bad, plenty to do etc etc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin S. Assilleekunt 1 Posted May 11, 2011 Share Posted May 11, 2011 (edited) I think I'd be a bit of a twat as well if I'd spent 30 years on a submarine with a bunch of Arabs. Edited May 11, 2011 by Kevin S. Assilleekunt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10488 Posted May 11, 2011 Share Posted May 11, 2011 It can be a bastard when the company renders the venture worse than being at home! I suppose you should just choose who you travel with better. Still cant have been to bad, plenty to do etc etc. Well, I reckon I've found the best places to go, I just need the right person to go with. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted May 11, 2011 Share Posted May 11, 2011 I think I'd be a bit of a twat as well if I'd spent 30 years on a submarine with a bunch of Arabs. I thought he'd just been to Vegas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin S. Assilleekunt 1 Posted May 11, 2011 Share Posted May 11, 2011 I think I'd be a bit of a twat as well if I'd spent 30 years on a submarine with a bunch of Arabs. I thought he'd just been to Vegas. We're on about Rob here. He worked in submarines with Arabs for many years. So he says like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted May 11, 2011 Share Posted May 11, 2011 Dave - were you wearing budgie smugglers at the time? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13621 Posted May 11, 2011 Share Posted May 11, 2011 I'd love to know why Fish is so uncomfortable with another man's lotioned hands rubbing the small of his back. Are you afraid to love another man? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 8753 Posted May 11, 2011 Share Posted May 11, 2011 why has everyone got it in for rob so much? he's not that bad is he? i can think of far worse on here who escape with much less abuse from the masses... kind words, kind words - you build merit in the Great Cycle of Life Dr G I'm afraid the abuse is the price of fame..... they are tragic sufferers from envy, feelings of inadequacy, their pointless, vapid existences - stuck between the bottle and the Sun........ sad, very very sad But my shoulders are broad, my spirit undimmed. I continue - if I can improve the lot of one of the ingrates on here so they come back as a worm rather than as a leech I shall feel it was all worth while Just shut up you nob, honestly. Just pipe down and chat normally instead of being a tool. abuse again.... it really doesn't DO anything are you a typical product of modern education dear boy? the classic 300 word vocabulary of a Sun reader Well Dear Deidre's more interesting than reading your pish. How does this pishometer work, is everything pish in your head, or can you occassionaly back it up ?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10488 Posted May 11, 2011 Share Posted May 11, 2011 Dave - were you wearing budgie smugglers at the time? I was not, but he was humming a power ballad... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeazesMag 0 Posted May 11, 2011 Share Posted May 11, 2011 Far too many threads are being hijacked by serial idiots throwing the same abuse after about a page of sense (or what passes for it on here) at each other IMHO It's not even funny, just childish ranting (or turning each one into a discussion about FFS) maybe 3 points for each occurrence and a weeks ban when they reach 12? or hypocrites ? What's the matter Rob, is somebody disagreeing with you again ? Stop moaning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeazesMag 0 Posted May 11, 2011 Share Posted May 11, 2011 (edited) why has everyone got it in for rob so much? he's not that bad is he? i can think of far worse on here who escape with much less abuse from the masses... He's a total nob. His attitude towards Bulger's killers was his worst moment, and there's been some badduns. I wonder if he'd be saying that if it was his kid. Since one of the murderers rehabilitation they have turned to fuckin kiddie porn, and he still says "ah whey they've done their time", they should be stoned to death for what they did to that bairn and how they did it, I don't care if they were 11. couldn't agree more. Edit. I don't mind disagreeing with anybody about anything, but once you start calling for posters to get banned for disagreeing with you [and exposing massive hypocrisy], different ball game. Edited May 11, 2011 by LeazesMag Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13621 Posted May 11, 2011 Share Posted May 11, 2011 Dave - were you wearing budgie smugglers at the time? I was not, but he was humming a power ballad... Can't Fight This Feeling by the incredibly heterosexual REO Speedwagon? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeazesMag 0 Posted May 11, 2011 Share Posted May 11, 2011 why has everyone got it in for rob so much? he's not that bad is he? i can think of far worse on here who escape with much less abuse from the masses... kind words, kind words - you build merit in the Great Cycle of Life Dr G I'm afraid the abuse is the price of fame..... they are tragic sufferers from envy, feelings of inadequacy, their pointless, vapid existences - stuck between the bottle and the Sun........ sad, very very sad But my shoulders are broad, my spirit undimmed. I continue - if I can improve the lot of one of the ingrates on here so they come back as a worm rather than as a leech I shall feel it was all worth while go and take Jon Venables for a pint in your submarine you daft arse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McFaul 35 Posted May 11, 2011 Share Posted May 11, 2011 why has everyone got it in for rob so much? he's not that bad is he? i can think of far worse on here who escape with much less abuse from the masses... kind words, kind words - you build merit in the Great Cycle of Life Dr G I'm afraid the abuse is the price of fame..... they are tragic sufferers from envy, feelings of inadequacy, their pointless, vapid existences - stuck between the bottle and the Sun........ sad, very very sad But my shoulders are broad, my spirit undimmed. I continue - if I can improve the lot of one of the ingrates on here so they come back as a worm rather than as a leech I shall feel it was all worth while go and take Jon Venables for a pint in your submarine you daft arse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted May 11, 2011 Share Posted May 11, 2011 Sorry it couldn't have worked out better for you Dave! meh, I'm going to go back with different mates. Ones who don't try to rub lotion on me. unless they look like the lass with "Fluck Me" eyes... "It rubs the lotion on it's skin or else Dave gets the hose again" *sat with cock in his hand* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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