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I’ll bet 3 shrubs and 7 water features that we’ll all be pissed off by the time Bruce gets sacked 2 days before the January window closes. 

 

All plant based winnings to SBR’s charity. 

 

 

 

( get a grip the fucking pair of you man, we’re a clown shoe of a club) 

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8 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

I’ll bet 3 shrubs and 7 water features that we’ll all be pissed off by the time Bruce gets sacked 2 days before the January window closes. 

 

All plant based winnings to SBR’s charity. 

 

 

 

( get a grip the fucking pair of you man, we’re a clown shoe of a club) 

 

In fairness j69 is technically a mackem and the Quiff is just off his heed.

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11 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

we’re a clown shoe of a club

 

What a good description. I expect when Charnley slams his car door at SJP it all falls to bits just leaving the seats and steering wheel intact

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Given he is not contracted to any club, why did this need to be a deadline day signing?  Makes no sense not to wait until he is fit, so it can only be intended to be a sop to "DALEWDED JAWDEES"

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1 hour ago, RobinRobin said:

Given he is not contracted to any club, why did this need to be a deadline day signing?  Makes no sense not to wait until he is fit, so it can only be intended to be a sop to "DALEWDED JAWDEES"

Okay, understand now.  It was necessary so he could be named in the 25 player squad - clearly I am deluded :) 

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the thing i find most fascinating about the carroll signing is geordie bruce stating....

'To bring a local hero like Andy back to Newcastle United is fantastic'

 

has he been told to say this?

is it a bit of his own cunningly thought out pr?

does he actually fucking believe it?

 

whichever, bruce is a fat, unhealthy, complicit, wobbling fucking idiot.

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was just browsing rtg and seen a comment which rang true. Imagine someone telling us last season Bruce would be our manager and we would re-sign andy carrol .. ffs.. we would have laughed our tits off 

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1 hour ago, Kevin Carr's Gloves said:

So apparently he’s a cunt who paid top class lawyers to take his kids from their mum.

 

that’s what I’ve been told?

 

Sounds like bollocks. That's why we have a common law legal system in the UK, to stop stuff like that happening 

 

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1 hour ago, Alex said:

Heard some canny unpleasant rumours about the way he treated her when they were together too

I heard he’s an absolutely lovely fella. A proper gentleman. A joy to be around. A proper number 9.

If you could please forward the names of the gentlemen pushing the “unpleasant rumours” to Keith Bishop C/O Newcastle United, St James Park, NE1. 

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Even I’ve been shocked by the amount of halfwits who seem to be blindly buying into the notion that ‘getting behind the team’ and ‘giving Bruce a chance’ is the only option for the ‘true fan’. Likewise nearly as many seem to think Rafa’s a greedy cunt and Ashley tried his best to keep him here to no avail. I’ll happily revel in those cunts’ misery 

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31 minutes ago, Alex said:

Even I’ve been shocked by the amount of halfwits who seem to be blindly buying into the notion that ‘getting behind the team’ and ‘giving Bruce a chance’ is the only option for the ‘true fan’. Likewise nearly as many seem to think Rafa’s a greedy cunt and Ashley tried his best to keep him here to no avail. I’ll happily revel in those cunts’ misery 

Didn't hear a lot of 'getting behind the team' from what I saw of the game.

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That’s the best thing tbh. People tell people to get behind the team  then turn up and sit there in silence. The mineral water drinking cunts 

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