Sonatine 11387 Posted April 28, 2011 Share Posted April 28, 2011 http://www.mtv.co.uk/shows/geordie-shore Meet the cast... Jay, 24 Diva Jay is rarely pictured with his top on, but who can blame him with a body as buff as his? ‘Whoever’ & ‘whenever’ is his mantra in life. Holly, 18 Describing herself as the most real ‘fake’ person you’ll ever come across, Holly often rounds off the night by getting into a scrap. James, 20 His quest in life is to pull as many girls as possible and in his own words: ‘why not go out and get pissed, get naked and have fun!’ Sophie, 21 She is a tomboy at heart but has no problem dancing on tables or flashing her boobs- basically anything goes for this pint sized bundle of fun Vicky, 23 She likes shopping or going to the gym, which are the only two activities in her world that don’t involve alcohol. Charlotte-Letitia, 20 She says ‘girls call me a slut, ex-boyfriends call me a psycho and my Mum calls me an idiot.’ Greg, 26 Newcastle to Greg is like one big fishbowl and he equates himself to a shark out on patrol. Gary, 23 He has a manhood that’s the size of a TV remote control (he even has photographic evidence) and being “mint” in bed… or so he says! Oh dear...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 7030 Posted April 28, 2011 Share Posted April 28, 2011 http://www.toontastic.net/board/index.php?showtopic=29475 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonatine 11387 Posted April 28, 2011 Author Share Posted April 28, 2011 The Mods can delete this then, 1 thread about this is more than enough Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jan 0 Posted February 2, 2012 Share Posted February 2, 2012 Well the new season is underway and I watched it last night (pre kick off). You have to laugh at the over acting car crash tv (it the only realith show I watch). Vicky lasted all of two hours before she was snogging someone else. Lets face it no normal man or women would touch any of them. At least one of them has grown up and left the show. Still I will watch them all! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McFaul 35 Posted February 2, 2012 Share Posted February 2, 2012 I think anyone who watches it should be shot let alone any of the "stars". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21924 Posted February 2, 2012 Share Posted February 2, 2012 got to confess to seeing a few episodes last series. i'm not normally one for reality tv but foudn it strangley compelling. i'm sure no one i knew talked like that when i were a lad - taching on ffs? and i didn't recognise any of the bars they were at. obviously things have changed a bit since the late 90s but were they even out and about in the big market? where was circus circus, maddisons, macey's, saturday's, masters et al? and the riverside was a totally differnet club to the one i remember going to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted February 2, 2012 Share Posted February 2, 2012 Btw, the 'new' Riverside is the old Sea nightclub on the Quayside rather than the old Riverside which no longer exists. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jan 0 Posted February 2, 2012 Share Posted February 2, 2012 (edited) Is the boat night club still on the Tyne? Edited February 2, 2012 by Jan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
donaldstott 0 Posted February 2, 2012 Share Posted February 2, 2012 The wife watches it, feel largely the same as Gloom. He is an undoubted bellend but Gary has got shagging down to an art form. Two nights in to the new series two lasses 'banged'. He's prolific like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted February 2, 2012 Share Posted February 2, 2012 Is the boat night club still on the Tyne? Gone to the big revolving dance floor in the sky. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jan 0 Posted February 2, 2012 Share Posted February 2, 2012 Is the boat night club still on the Tyne? Gone to the big revolving dance floor in the sky. Ahhhhhhhhhh *sigh* those were the days.........(I never wish to repeat *shudder* 1990's fashion) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chronic the Drug Wasp 6 Posted February 3, 2012 Share Posted February 3, 2012 Btw, the 'new' Riverside is the old Sea nightclub on the Quayside rather than the old Riverside which no longer exists. Apparently they swilled a bar server after they refused them drink for being cunts. The doormen should've put their teeth in the back of their heads. Unfortunately I was in close proximity to this lot on Tuesday night and came to the conclusion that there is, in fact, a time and place for a terrorist attack. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 337 Posted February 3, 2012 Share Posted February 3, 2012 Btw, the 'new' Riverside is the old Sea nightclub on the Quayside rather than the old Riverside which no longer exists. http://www.entertainmentwise.com/news/68266/Geordie-Shore-Launch-Kebab-Scented-Perfume Classy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted February 3, 2012 Share Posted February 3, 2012 Btw, the 'new' Riverside is the old Sea nightclub on the Quayside rather than the old Riverside which no longer exists. http://www.entertain...Scented-Perfume Classy. Reminds me of Scary Spice on Bo Selecta. Crab Paste! Fook! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44888 Posted February 3, 2012 Share Posted February 3, 2012 I'd never properly seen the lasses before until I looked at the photos on that link. They are genuinely minging. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted February 3, 2012 Share Posted February 3, 2012 I sometimes think Thatcher was right about society. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4725 Posted July 21, 2014 Share Posted July 21, 2014 (edited) The neighbours son is on the new series of this. Only ever seen a few minutes of the show, is it as toe curlingly cringeworthy as I imagine? @@catmag another Christie ! Edited July 21, 2014 by Christmas Tree Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 337 Posted July 21, 2014 Share Posted July 21, 2014 Oh joy..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ausman 0 Posted July 21, 2014 Share Posted July 21, 2014 Jesus they all look like they stepped out of a porn movie. Absolutely the dogs breakfast. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4725 Posted July 21, 2014 Share Posted July 21, 2014 Aye, I had in on muted last night and it all looked fairly grim stuff. I'm sure it's great if your the right age, but there's just something plain wrong with blokes taking longer to get read for a night out than lasses. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4725 Posted July 21, 2014 Share Posted July 21, 2014 Oh joy..... Btw, just had a quick stalk of your Facebook and one of your friends and me share two mutual friends!!!!!!. Small world! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvin 5223 Posted July 21, 2014 Share Posted July 21, 2014 Btw, just had a quick stalk of your Facebook and one of your friends and me share two mutual friends!!!!!!. Small world! The extent of your excitement over that is a little bewildering... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4725 Posted July 21, 2014 Share Posted July 21, 2014 The extent of your excitement over that is a little bewildering... Excitrment is the wrong description i just kinda like stuff like that, that makes the world a bit smaller. (As most folk do usually). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15531 Posted July 21, 2014 Share Posted July 21, 2014 Fast-forward two minutes... "Catmag's Facebook is protected. Only confirmed non-stalkers have access to Catmag's status updates and complete profile. Click the 'Friend' button to send a friend request." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4725 Posted July 21, 2014 Share Posted July 21, 2014 Fast-forward two minutes... "Catmag's Facebook is protected. Only confirmed non-stalkers have access to Catmag's status updates and complete profile. Click the 'Friend' button to send a friend request." She needn't worry about me YOU on the other hand..... Mwahaha....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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