Bizza 105 Posted December 13, 2005 Share Posted December 13, 2005 MAN DATES GAL ON INTERNET FOR SIX MONTHS -- AND IT TURNS OUT SHE'S HIS MOTHER!Friday December 9, 2005 By Grace Green MARSEILLES, France -- Skirt-chasing playboy Daniel Anceneaux spent weeks talking with a sensual woman on the Internet before arranging a romantic rendezvous at a remote beach -- and discovering that his on-line sweetie of six months was his own mother! "I walked out on that dark beach thinking I was going to hook up with the girl of my dreams," the rattled bachelor later admitted. "And there she was, wearing white shorts and a pink tank top, just like she'd said she would. "But when I got close, she turned around -- and we both got the shock of our lives. I mean, I didn't know what to say. All I could think was, 'Oh my God! it's Mama!' " But the worst was yet to come. Just as the mortified mother and son realized the error of their ways, a patrolman passed by and cited them for visiting a restricted beach after dark. "Danny and I were so flustered, we blurted out the whole story to the cop," recalled matronly mom Nicole, 52. "The policeman wrote a report, a local TV station got hold of it -- and the next thing we knew, our picture and our story was all over the 6 o'clock news. "People started pointing and laughing at us on the street -- and they haven't stopped laughing since." The girl-crazy X-ray technician said he began flirting with normally straitlaced Nicole -- who lives six miles away in a Marseilles suburb -- while scouring the Internet for young ladies to put a little pizzazz in his life. "Mom called herself Sweet Juliette and I called myself The Prince of Pleasure, and unfortunately, neither one of us had any idea who the other was," said flabbergasted Daniel. "The conversations even got a little racy a couple of times. "But I really started to fall for her, because there seemed to be a sensitive side that you don't see in many girls. "She sent me poems she had written and told me about her dreams and desires, and it was really very romantic. "The truth is, I got to see a side of my mom I'd never seen before. I'm grateful for that." When starry-eyed Daniel asked Sweet Juliette to send him a picture, Nicole e-mailed him a photo of a curvy, half-clad cutie she'd scanned from a men's magazine. "The girl in the picture was so beautiful, I begged Juliette to meet me on the beach -- and Mom said yes," he recalled. "Mom says she was falling for me, too, and she just wanted to meet me, even though she knew I'd be disappointed when I saw her. "As for me, I figured I was going to find the girl of my dreams. "I guess that's about as wrong as I've ever been." Daniel admits he and his mother could do little but stammer and stutter around each other for days after their cyberspace exploits came to light. And his father Paul -- Nicole's husband of 27 years -- wasn't too happy when the story hit the news and his beer-drinking buddies made him the butt of their jokes. "Dad was ticked for a while and he forbid Mom to talk to anybody on the Internet ever again," said embarrassed Daniel. http://entertainment.tv.yahoo.com/news/wwn...3414040002.html Oops Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark 0 Posted December 13, 2005 Share Posted December 13, 2005 :lol class..... Online dating is pathetic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted December 13, 2005 Share Posted December 13, 2005 Medina Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark 0 Posted December 13, 2005 Share Posted December 13, 2005 Medina 67540[/snapback] Didn't you do that once aswell? With that bird from Canada? Or am I thinking of someone else? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted December 13, 2005 Share Posted December 13, 2005 Medina 67540[/snapback] Didn't you do that once aswell? With that bird from Canada? Or am I thinking of someone else? 67544[/snapback] Unless you count a bloke called Ashley I used to go to school with then no. But the bastard doesn't keep in touch with me now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark 0 Posted December 13, 2005 Share Posted December 13, 2005 Medina 67540[/snapback] Didn't you do that once aswell? With that bird from Canada? Or am I thinking of someone else? 67544[/snapback] Unless you count a bloke called Ashley I used to go to school with then no. But the bastard doesn't keep in touch with me now 67548[/snapback] What about that bird you used to go on about that "was a female version of you" who liked sum 41 or some other shite band. Southern Geordie might remember, dunno why, but he just might! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted December 13, 2005 Share Posted December 13, 2005 Medina 67540[/snapback] Didn't you do that once aswell? With that bird from Canada? Or am I thinking of someone else? 67544[/snapback] Unless you count a bloke called Ashley I used to go to school with then no. But the bastard doesn't keep in touch with me now 67548[/snapback] What about that bird you used to go on about that "was a female version of you" who liked sum 41 or some other shite band. Southern Geordie might remember, dunno why, but he just might! 67551[/snapback] I think she topped herself Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark 0 Posted December 13, 2005 Share Posted December 13, 2005 Medina 67540[/snapback] Didn't you do that once aswell? With that bird from Canada? Or am I thinking of someone else? 67544[/snapback] Unless you count a bloke called Ashley I used to go to school with then no. But the bastard doesn't keep in touch with me now 67548[/snapback] What about that bird you used to go on about that "was a female version of you" who liked sum 41 or some other shite band. Southern Geordie might remember, dunno why, but he just might! 67551[/snapback] I think she topped herself 67554[/snapback] She was from Canada wasn't she? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden McGroin 7002 Posted December 14, 2005 Share Posted December 14, 2005 why would you send a picture of a model then meet the poor bloke thinking she was hot... is she that stupid???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Carr's Gloves 4098 Posted December 14, 2005 Share Posted December 14, 2005 I agree Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zico martin 95 Posted December 14, 2005 Share Posted December 14, 2005 I agree 67710[/snapback] i'm sensing a theme to your posts today, guess you're goal of the much acclaimed number 9 shirt has begun in earnest now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Carr's Gloves 4098 Posted December 14, 2005 Share Posted December 14, 2005 I agree 67710[/snapback] i'm sensing a theme to your posts today, guess you're goal of the much acclaimed number 9 shirt has begun in earnest now 67714[/snapback] I just want off the YTS contract. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zico martin 95 Posted December 14, 2005 Share Posted December 14, 2005 I agree 67710[/snapback] i'm sensing a theme to your posts today, guess you're goal of the much acclaimed number 9 shirt has begun in earnest now 67714[/snapback] I just want off the YTS contract. 67718[/snapback] dont run before you can walk more haste less speed its a marathon not a snickers etc etc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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