Owen - If only the fans knew the facts!

[ohhh_yeah 2960]

 

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lhg-X0Gy4HI

[Monkeys Fist 42261]

 

I didn't. Poof.

[Alex 34998]

@@ohhh_yeah

Couldn't be arsed to watch that all but ffs Looks like just the sort of soulless, manufactured place he would love as well.

[Kid Dynamite 7014]

'I don't know the names of any actors'

 

He's on the windup, got to be

[Howmanheyman 32961]

"Ve vant names!! Any names!! Who played Vito Corleone in the first 'Godfather' film? Who played McMurphy in 'One flew over ze Cuckoo's nest'? ANSWER YOU SCHWEINHUND!!"

 

"I don't know the names of any actors! How many times? Why wont you believe me?!""

 

"Ve have a Volksvagon truck outside ready outside, ve have a coaching job lined up for you at Newcastle United IF YOU DONT GIVE US SOME NAMES OF ACTORS!!"

 

"Fuck.......Robert Di Nero.......I think he's one........Look, just don't send me there........I played for Liverpool and England, I'm a legend at 'United' as well. Please.....Anywhere but Newcastle."

 

 

 

 

 

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I reckon the seed of this is his own narcissism, films are shit because he's not in them.

[toonotl 2977]

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*gravelly voice over bloke*

 

Michael Owen talks about horses and edits his brochure in .........

The Bore Identity.

[The Fish 10824]

Michael Owen stars in the knockabout comedy "Me, Myself & I clean"

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Michael Owen sits on the bench for "United" in.......

The Cunt for Reds. October. (2009).

 

 

 

 

( fuck off, its early. )

[Monkeys Fist 42261]

" Say Hello to my leetle fren!"

 

Michael Owen is Cuntface.

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Michael Owen sits on the bench for "United" in.......

The Cunt for Reds. October. (2009).

 

 

 

 

( fuck off, its early. )

 

 

[Howmanheyman 32961]

Michael Owen stars in the new blockbuster based on the US seventies smash hit tv show:

 

'Little Shithouse is a Fairy'

[The Fish 10824]

Michael Owen stars in New Superhero blockbuster.

 

Ironing Man.

[ewerk 30455]

[trophyshy 7077]

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[The Fish 10824]

[Monkeys Fist 42261]

Best thing about these is that if the little twat ever sees them, he won't get any of them.

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[Howmanheyman 32961]

22:40 - 'Match of the Day' featuring my arse and Owen's face.

 

23.55 - 'Blankety Blank' featuring Owen's relegation run-in goal record.

[jonasjuice 0]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lhg-X0Gy4HI

that is absolute gold!!

Edited October 17, 2014 by jonasjuice

[Howay 12496]

Bloody hell, the lad has no charisma whatsoever. It's actually a joke how fucking boring that man is.

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Michael Owen: I don’t like music, I’ve only heard seven albums

 

http://www.getintothis.co.uk/2014/10/michael-owen-reveals-hes-only-heard-seven-albums-heres-his-thoughts/

 

Following Michael Owen’s revelation that he hates films and has only actually seen eight, Getintothis’ Chester de Zeeuw, caught up with the ex-Liverpool FC star to talk music – and why he really doesn’t enjoy that either.

Music and cinema go hand in hand. And that’s why Michael Owen has given them both the boot.

The former Liverpool and England footballer revealed yesterday he abhors films, having only seen eight of them.

With that in mind, Getintothis thought it only right and proper to ask him about his music tastes. In his own words, the BT commentator reveals the seven albums he’s heard, what he thinks and why he’ll never listen to music ever again.

1. Air: Moon Safari

I don’t really like music. But if I were to pick one album that I’ve listened to all the way through I’d pick this. It kind of floats by. Which is good. It also reminds me of 1998 when I won the Premier League Golden Boot. Robbie [Fowler] played Sexy Boy to Steve [McManaman] and I thought ‘that’s a bit of a nice jingle‘ so I picked up the album in Woolies. It was only seven quid. I played it in the kitchen while doing some ironing. It’s quite therapeutic. It’s like background music. So you don’t really have to pay attention.

2. Dizzee Rascal: Boy in da Corner

I’ll be honest, I wasn’t really listening to this. It was kind of just forced upon me. I was feeling poorly while on England duty in the run up to the Euros in 2004 and went to find a quiet corner to have a lie down. Unfortunately, Rio [Ferdinand] was in the next room and all I could hear was this shouting horrible noise. It didn’t surprise me when he missed a drug test. Looking back, it’s funny that I was the boy in the corner being made to listen to Boy in da Corner. You can’t make stories like that up. Can you?

3. Elton John: Goodbye Yellow Brick Road

I really liked Candle In The Wind when that came out. And one day I was in a newsagents in Chester which sold 50p second hand jukebox CDs and saw this and thought ‘what the hell, I’m having that.‘ I put it in the stereo in my car and was really disappointed. It didn’t sound like Candle In The Wind. And it kept jumping. On closer inspection it was full of scratches. I tried to wipe it with a chamois leather but it didn’t work. I think it’s still in the glove box somewhere. I was on a chat show years later with Elton, and he asked me if I liked his music. I said ‘yes’ but I really regretted it. Because I realised I don’t.

4. Lily Allen: Alright, Still

By 2006 all the lads were having babies. I was at Newcastle and injured but remember always being dragged to Christenings and kids birthday parties. I’m not sure who’s house it was. It could have been Charles N’Zogbia‘s or perhaps Celestine Babayaro‘s. Either way, this yappy noise was played over and over again. I remember sitting on the bouncy castle, my white shirt covered in Ribena, thinking it was one of the worst days of my life.

5. The Beatles: 1962-66, aka The Red Album

Everyone says they like The Beatles. But I don’t. I don’t really see the appeal. Steve Staunton brought it round to mine one night when we were making a jigsaw but I told him to turn it off when Eight Days A Week came on. I mean, I know they did a lot of drugs but that’s just a silly song. And it’s over four CDs. Who releases four CDs? Arrogance. Plain arrogance. I don’t like that.

6. Ian Brown: Unfinished Monkey Business

I haven’t really listened to this properly but it’s the album I have heard the most. I heard it once at a BBQ at Gary Neville‘s house. Once when Gary Neville drove me to Chester races. Once when I was at a Man United charity do, organised by Gary Neville. And one other time. Gary Neville was definitely there. But I am not sure where it was. It could have been at Phil Neville‘s house. It’s Gary Neville‘s favourite band. Everyone says he looks like a monkey. But I think he looks like a really nice man. Ian Brown. Not Gary Neville.

7. Jeff Wayne: Jeff Wayne’s Musical Version Of War Of The Worlds

I believe this is based on a film with Tom Cruise. But I’ve not seen it. Again, I didn’t choose to listen to this. I was on the treatment table in 2006 when my doctor, Richard Steadman – he’s nice – was fixing my knee and he pulled up a big portable jukebox and played it before he put me to sleep. I remember having crazy dreams about plants that spoke and everyone traded biscuits as currency. I woke up and promised myself never to listen to music ever again. I haven’t. Except when adverts come on. But that doesn’t really count.

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No soul.