Owen - If only the fans knew the facts!

[Craig 6700]

He's a f*cking ar$ehole and needs to get over the fact he was at his peak 10 years ago.

 

As someone succinctly put it he hasn't played regular competitive football since he broke his foot playing for us at Spurs. And that was 2005!!!

 

7 years bit part. Not worthy of league 2!

[Asprilla 96]

gay

[ewerk 31193]

So 12 league games in and he's played 54 mins of football for Stoke.

 

But he's not finished.

[LoveTheBobby 1]

This fucker's been getting quite a lot of air time on bbc in recent weeks for reasons that are beyond me .

 

He's such a human void .

[ewerk 31193]

The only reason that he's on Twitter is to forge a media career for himself ala Robbie Savage,

 

Unfortunately he's beyond grey, which means he'll have a job on the MOTD panel for life.

[Dr Gloom 22134]

shearer at least allegedly has a personality behind his dull media persona. owen, i suspect, is just dull.

[LoveTheBobby 1]

If the little shit gets a pundit gig its a complete travesty .

 

With those hairs round his lips he sounds even more of a cunt than he actually is .

[LoveTheBobby 1]

The only 'banter' these long time CHUMS had on last weeks MOTD was about his fucking muzzy as well . Only point of(non)interest about him highlighted as a bunch of charity hairs ffs .

 

FUCK OFF YOU BULB-HEADED LITTLE CHESHIRE MEAKON

[sammynb 3507]

FUCK OFF YOU BULB-HEADED LITTLE CHESHIRE MEAKON

 

MERKIN, don't you mean???

[LoveTheBobby 1]

MEEKON IN A MERKIN that's her

[Monkeys Fist 43050]

One for the dartboard

[LoveTheBobby 1]

Just look at his head man .

 

Start by fixing your eyes on his chin and allow your eyes to trace the outline of his balloon .

 

When your eyes get up to his ear, over the top of his head and down to the other ear I bet you subconciously make a 'woaaahthere' sound to yourself when you realise the lengthy journey your eyes are on .

 

[Asprilla 96]

Just look at his head man .

 

Start by fixing your eyes on his chin and allow your eyes to trace the outline of his balloon .

 

When your eyes get up to his ear, over the top of his head and down to the other ear I bet you subconciously make a 'woaaahthere' sound to yourself when you realise the lengthy journey your eyes are on .

[Gene_Clark 12]

Michael Owen looks like Aled Jones off to a fancy dress party as Lemmy

[LoveTheBobby 1]

He's definately a little clump of warts like .

[luckyluke 2]

As much as he treated us with contempt, I think he's an okay pundit. Not afraid to criticise others of crimes he admits he was guilty of - namely diving - and tbf he's about the only pundit I've seen who rejects the 'contact = foul regardless of context' mantra that's crept into the media of late.

[LoveTheBobby 1]

You might want to tune into The Monday Night Club on 5Live tomorrow night as his bbc grooming continues as he's on there next !

 

If you tune in, maybe make sure that you're not driving or anything though - y might fall asleep at the wheel

[sweetleftpeg 0]

As much as he treated us with contempt, I think he's an okay pundit. Not afraid to criticise others of crimes he admits he was guilty of - namely diving - and tbf he's about the only pundit I've seen who rejects the 'contact = foul regardless of context' mantra that's crept into the media of late.

 

I don't know like, did you see him on Sky last week? He went to answer a question, couldn't think of anything so was mumbling 'erm..erm' then said 'I agree with Graeme (Souness).' Although I am probably biased and looking for mistakes seeing as I think he's a cunt.

[luckyluke 2]

You're probably right, it's just that the contact thing really bugs me so I'm glad to see someone speak out on it - especially as he fully admits he was guilty of it against Argentina. Often ex pros won't criticise players for a crime they committed for fear of being labelled a hypocrite.

[ewerk 31193]

michael owen ‏@themichaelowen

Big day today. I have decided that this will be my last season as a professional footballer. Full statement here: http://www.michaelowen.com

[PaddockLad 17639]

Didnt that lad retire around 2009?...not heard much from him since like...

[Ausman 0]

there is no footballer i hate more than that mercenary midgety little cunt

 

That's the absolute truth spoken there.

[Gemmill 45988]

michael owen ‏@themichaelowen

Big day today. I have decided that this will be my last season as a professional footballer. Full statement here: http://www.michaelowen.com

 

Huge day. The repercussions of this decision are impossible to fathom.

[essembeeofsunderland 811]

Was it ever confirmed that he flew in by copter every day for training.

[Dr Gloom 22134]

Once his pace went he was finished at the highest level. Decent finisher but his pace made him the player he was in his early 20s. He's been ordinary since.

 

Funny watching him in denial about it the last few seasons.