Owen - If only the fans knew the facts!

[Tom 14013]

Aye but that was because of his teeth  

[Craig 6700]

It's fucking tragic we've devoted 19 pages on this place to that irrelevant cunt.

[wykikitoon 20702]

 

 

 

[Ayatollah Hermione 14042]

Wonder if there’s anything he could tweak that wouldn’t see him receive abuse? Not that I disagree with it, like

[Howmanheyman 33813]

9 minutes ago, Ayatollah Hermione said:

Wonder if there’s anything he could tweak that wouldn’t see him receive abuse? Not that I disagree with it, like

 

 

Owen: "Well the sun's out, what a lovely day it is."

 

N.E. One: "Was it a lovely day when you flying in that helicopter around Dubai for an advert you boring little cunt?"

 

Joe Blogs: "It was a lovely day when you and your brochure fucked off after relegation you human formed hemorrhoid."

 

Etc, etc..... 

Edited June 23, 2022 by Howmanheyman

[Ayatollah Hermione 14042]

 Exactly, it’s fucking great

[Monkeys Fist 43050]

If they made a movie of his life, it’d be so Earth-shatteringly dull he’d probably watch it. 

[Dr Gloom 22134]

Tremendous by the way

[Monkeys Fist 43050]

Fuck it, it’s been a while

 

[Howmanheyman 33813]

8 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said:

Fuck it, it’s been a while

 

Nev is all of us.

[Alex 35566]

16 hours ago, Howmanheyman said:

 

 

Owen: "Well the sun's out, what a lovely day it is."

 

N.E. One: "Was it a lovely day when you flying in that helicopter around Dubai for an advert you boring little cunt?"

 

Joe Blogs: "It was a lovely day when you and your brochure fucked off after relegation you human formed hemorrhoid."

 

Etc, etc..... 

That would all be fair comment too  

[ohhh_yeah 2991]

23 hours ago, Craig said:

It's fucking tragic we've devoted 19 pages on this place to that irrelevant cunt.

 

32 pages on his accord, the agent, and the PR mastermind behind this masterpiece.

 

 

 

 

[Howmanheyman 33813]

[Gemmill 45988]

Has that been photoshopped? 

[ewerk 31193]

33 minutes ago, ohhh_yeah said:

 

32 pages on his accord, the agent, and the PR mastermind behind this masterpiece.

 

 

 

 

 

 

After which he went on to miss 57 games for Man United due to injury. Probably all down to Newcastle's constantly changing medical infrastructure though.

[Howmanheyman 33813]

5 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

Has that been photoshopped? 

No. 

[Howay 12496]

On 23/06/2022 at 19:05, Monkeys Fist said:

If they made a movie of his life, it’d be so Earth-shatteringly dull he’d probably watch it. 

 He doesn’t like movies, he prefers to just sit and stare at the beige paint on the walls. 

[Howmanheyman 33813]

1 hour ago, Howay said:

 He doesn’t like movies, he prefers to just sit and stare at the beige paint on the walls. 

 

When he counts sheep in bed at night to help him fall asleep the sheep nod off first. 

[Dr Gloom 22134]

just when you thought he couldn't be less likeable 

 

 

[Alex 35566]

Is that why he let his contract rundown and why he subsequently played for their most hated rivals then? Fuck off, you boring little cunt 

[thebrokendoll 9449]

owen....

been an odious little cunt for decades.

will die an odious little cunt too.

[Gemmill 45988]

Is that England shirt a 4XL? 

[Monkeys Fist 43050]

2 hours ago, Gemmill said:

Is that England shirt a 4XL? 

It’s an England Duvet Cover. 

[Holden McGroin 6779]

So he reckons that after every 12 months his buy back from Liverpool went from 12m -> 8m -> 4m etc. They still didn't buy him. Most have been a slap in the face. A bit like assuming you're going to get back with the ex but she has remarried.

[Dr Gloom 22134]

makes you realise how clueless shepherd was too. signing a player whose heart clearly wasn't in it, on those ridiculous terms, just so he could parade a marquee signing in front of fans