Owen - If only the fans knew the facts!

[Alex 35567]

The back’s even worse than the front: 

https://www.caughtoffside.com/2021/02/13/photo-michael-owen-goes-full-accidental-partridge-with-own-name-denim-jacket/

[Monkeys Fist 43059]

4 hours ago, Alex said:

The back’s even worse than the front: 

https://www.caughtoffside.com/2021/02/13/photo-michael-owen-goes-full-accidental-partridge-with-own-name-denim-jacket/

He’s stood in front of a mirror looking at himself. 

 

Bet he’s tugging it. 

[Alex 35567]

Well he’s definitely a little wanker 

[Kid Dynamite 7167]

His craic is fucking lifting mind

 

https://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/married-england-legend-michael-owen-24356692.amp?__twitter_impression=true

[ewerk 31195]

“Tremendous by the way.”
 

His dirty talk as exciting as his punditry then.

[Monkeys Fist 43059]

It’d be real shame if he ended up getting divorced over this… no, really- the little cunt might end up doing more punditry to pay for it. 

[Howay 12496]

 He’s such a boring cunt. 

[Alex 35567]

Aye, his woeful patter is what makes it seem believable 

[Sonatine 11542]

Quote

Rebecca asked what intrigued him about her. Owen replied: “Your past. Your present. Your posts with your t**s out.”

 

Shameful that mind 😂

[Isegrim 9896]

Shouldn’t this be renamed to “Owen - If only the fans showed their t**ts!”

Edited June 20, 2021 by Isegrim

[Dr Gloom 22141]

Tremendous title, by the way

[Gemmill 46001]

Wonder how father's day is going in the Owen household today. 

[TheGingerQuiff 2412]

Low t male catapulted into a faux alpha position because of money with disastrous results

[TheGingerQuiff 2412]

Explains all the muscle injuries too

[Gemmill 46001]

I bet you listen to the Joe Rogan podcast. 

[TheGingerQuiff 2412]

And the full head of hair.

I don't have time to listen to Joe Rogan but I like him

[Monkeys Fist 43059]

1 minute ago, Gemmill said:

I bet you listen to the Joe Rogan podcast one-handed 

Quiffed YP. 

[TheGingerQuiff 2412]

3 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

Quiffed YP. 

Well I do have a healthy libido because.. 

[Gemmill 46001]

3 minutes ago, TheGingerQuiff said:

And the full head of hair.

I don't have time to listen to Joe Rogan but I like him

Full head of hair means low testosterone? 

[Gemmill 46001]

Just now, TheGingerQuiff said:

Well I do have a healthy libido because.. 

 

 

What were you taking stiffy pills for then? 

 

[TheGingerQuiff 2412]

Just now, Gemmill said:

Full head of hair means low testosterone? 

Well of there's no test to convert to dht then you're unlikely to lose hair.

[TheGingerQuiff 2412]

1 minute ago, Gemmill said:

 

 

What were you taking stiffy pills for then? 

 

Listen. Me taking a kamagra is like strapping a turbocharger onto a ferrari. Don't assume they're for the impotent. I know loads of lads that keep them for emergencies for when they get too pissed. I literally got given them to try, years ago

[Gemmill 46001]

1 minute ago, TheGingerQuiff said:

Listen. Me taking a kamagra is like strapping a turbocharger onto a ferrari. Don't assume they're for the impotent. I know loads of lads that keep them for emergencies for when they get too pissed. I literally got given them to try, years ago

 

Like putting a splint on cooked spaghetti. 

[Gemmill 46001]

10 minutes ago, TheGingerQuiff said:

And the full head of hair.

I don't have time to listen to Joe Rogan but I like him

 

He pumps out 8+ hours a week of pure stoner chat. 

[TheGingerQuiff 2412]

1 minute ago, Gemmill said:

 

He pumps out 8+ hours a week of pure stoner chat. 

A winning formula, clearly