Owen - If only the fans knew the facts!

[Alex 34998]

Here’s a little quiz you might like to have a go at, Michael: http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/49761310

[Monkeys Fist 42261]

57 minutes ago, Alex said:

Here’s a little quiz you might like to have a go at, Michael: http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/49761310

Nice to see where 20% of them got their goals  

[ewerk 30455]

 

100% blandness guaranteed.

[Tom 14011]

Does IPA stand for “Injury prone arsehole”?

[Sonatine 11340]

He'd put his name on dog turds if he thought he could get a bit of dosh from it, the fucking dullard.

[TheGingerQuiff 2412]

Rip

[Monkeys Fist 42261]

Tasting notes- “ Promising start, but lacks depth with a weak body. 
Bitter finish.”

[Sonatine 11340]

"Goes down easy"

[TheGingerQuiff 2412]

Not palatable to Europeans

[Monkeys Fist 42261]

Large head. 

[TheGingerQuiff 2412]

serve in glass, no bottle.

[Dr Gloom 21878]

Leaves a sour, lingering taste in the mouth 

[Dr Gloom 21878]

Came from a brewery with a big reputation but failed to deliver 

[Alex 34998]

The world needs another IPA about as much as it needs footballing insight from Michael Owen 

[NJS 4375]

This is the opposite of the Gazza thread - I open it hoping the cunt is dead. 

[Carl 175]

He was my first Twitter ban.

[RobinRobin 11220]

7 hours ago, Carl said:

He was my first Twitter ban.

I would probably have banned him too!

[Sonatine 11340]

 

What a surprise to find he dresses like a cunt too, when there's money to be made  

[Billy Whitehurst 894]

 

Why would any clothing brand want that boring cunt as their ambassador? The clobber looks snidey as fuck.

 

 

[PaddockLad 17195]

Seen  better denim  hanging from a fuckin market stall, cheap cunt  

[essembeeofsunderland 811]

How much to have  SHITHOUSE  on the back?

[Monkeys Fist 42261]

I bet the knees go within weeks on them. 

[Ayatollah Hermione 13842]

Had to laugh at all of his fellow pundits running into the comments to tell him he looked sharp as a date. Either there’s a running joke that I (and he) don’t get or they’re a collectively embarrassing bunch

[Alex 34998]

Good of his mam to sew the patch on for him 

Edited February 14, 2021 by Alex

[Monkeys Fist 42261]

3 hours ago, Alex said:

Good of his mam to sew the patch on for him 

He threatened to visit her if she didn’t.