Owen - If only the fans knew the facts!

[Dazzler 9797]

1 hour ago, Monkeys Fist said:

He doesn’t watch films. 

Though I would read a brief film review by Michael Owen on most films as he goes on to explain the entire plot, and offers insight into things he think we may have overlooked, but are just painfully obvious facts.

 

 

"Spider-man: no way home. There were no spiders in this film. But there were spider-men. I love little surprises like that."

 

 

 

 

[Monkeys Fist 42488]

SPOILERS FFS!!!!

[OTF 7297]

On 21/12/2023 at 01:48, Dazzler said:

Though I would read a brief film review by Michael Owen on most films as he goes on to explain the entire plot, and offers insight into things he think we may have overlooked, but are just painfully obvious facts.

 

 

"Spider-man: no way home. There were no spiders in this film. But there were spider-men. I love little surprises like that."

 

 

 

 

 

"Home Alone. This film features a home in which someone is alone, which is a bit like mine when I have a party."

[Howmanheyman 33303]

I heard their lass threw a surprise birthday party for him in a telephone box. 

[ewerk 30700]

[Gemmill 45024]

"his chin nuzzled into his breast" 

 

Is he a fucking pigeon? 

[The Fish 10877]

Absolutely perfect that the anecdote begins in El Prat airport.

[Dazzler 9797]

48 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

"his chin nuzzled into his breast" 

 

Is he a fucking pigeon? 

Either that or he's piled the biff on and is wearing a wonderbra.

[Ayatollah Hermione 13895]

His total lack of self-awareness isn’t improving with age, I see 

[Sonatine 11426]

 

"Maybe I am a cunt, after all?"

[Dazzler 9797]