Owen - If only the fans knew the facts!

[Tom 14113]

Aye but that was because of his teeth  

[Craig 6995]

It's fucking tragic we've devoted 19 pages on this place to that irrelevant cunt.

[wykikitoon 23338]

 

 

 

[Ayatollah Hermione 14814]

Wonder if there’s anything he could tweak that wouldn’t see him receive abuse? Not that I disagree with it, like

[Howmanheyman 37167]

  On 23/06/2022 at 14:20, Ayatollah Hermione said:

Wonder if there’s anything he could tweak that wouldn’t see him receive abuse? Not that I disagree with it, like

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Owen: "Well the sun's out, what a lovely day it is."

 

N.E. One: "Was it a lovely day when you flying in that helicopter around Dubai for an advert you boring little cunt?"

 

Joe Blogs: "It was a lovely day when you and your brochure fucked off after relegation you human formed hemorrhoid."

 

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Edited June 23, 2022 by Howmanheyman

[Ayatollah Hermione 14814]

 Exactly, it’s fucking great

[Monkeys Fist 45838]

If they made a movie of his life, it’d be so Earth-shatteringly dull he’d probably watch it. 

[Dr Gloom 23962]

Tremendous by the way

[Monkeys Fist 45838]

Fuck it, it’s been a while

 

[Howmanheyman 37167]

  On 23/06/2022 at 23:10, Monkeys Fist said:

Fuck it, it’s been a while

 

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Nev is all of us.

[Alex 37298]

  On 23/06/2022 at 14:29, Howmanheyman said:

 

 

Owen: "Well the sun's out, what a lovely day it is."

 

N.E. One: "Was it a lovely day when you flying in that helicopter around Dubai for an advert you boring little cunt?"

 

Joe Blogs: "It was a lovely day when you and your brochure fucked off after relegation you human formed hemorrhoid."

 

Etc, etc..... 

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That would all be fair comment too  

[ohhh_yeah 3053]

  On 23/06/2022 at 13:04, Craig said:

It's fucking tragic we've devoted 19 pages on this place to that irrelevant cunt.

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32 pages on his accord, the agent, and the PR mastermind behind this masterpiece.

 

 

 

 

[Howmanheyman 37167]

[Gemmill 51235]

Has that been photoshopped? 

[ewerk 33655]

  On 24/06/2022 at 12:13, ohhh_yeah said:

 

32 pages on his accord, the agent, and the PR mastermind behind this masterpiece.

 

 

 

 

 

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After which he went on to miss 57 games for Man United due to injury. Probably all down to Newcastle's constantly changing medical infrastructure though.

[Howmanheyman 37167]

  On 24/06/2022 at 12:46, Gemmill said:

Has that been photoshopped? 

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No. 

[Howay 12496]

  On 23/06/2022 at 23:05, Monkeys Fist said:

If they made a movie of his life, it’d be so Earth-shatteringly dull he’d probably watch it. 

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 He doesn’t like movies, he prefers to just sit and stare at the beige paint on the walls. 

[Howmanheyman 37167]

  On 26/06/2022 at 16:01, Howay said:

 He doesn’t like movies, he prefers to just sit and stare at the beige paint on the walls. 

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When he counts sheep in bed at night to help him fall asleep the sheep nod off first. 

[Dr Gloom 23962]

just when you thought he couldn't be less likeable 

 

 

[Alex 37298]

Is that why he let his contract rundown and why he subsequently played for their most hated rivals then? Fuck off, you boring little cunt 

[thebrokendoll 10568]

owen....

been an odious little cunt for decades.

will die an odious little cunt too.

[Gemmill 51235]

Is that England shirt a 4XL? 

[Monkeys Fist 45838]

  On 03/10/2022 at 19:03, Gemmill said:

Is that England shirt a 4XL? 

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It’s an England Duvet Cover. 

[Holden McGroin 7769]

So he reckons that after every 12 months his buy back from Liverpool went from 12m -> 8m -> 4m etc. They still didn't buy him. Most have been a slap in the face. A bit like assuming you're going to get back with the ex but she has remarried.

[Dr Gloom 23962]

makes you realise how clueless shepherd was too. signing a player whose heart clearly wasn't in it, on those ridiculous terms, just so he could parade a marquee signing in front of fans