Owen - If only the fans knew the facts!

[Howay 12496]

You know the lad's a total bore when you can't be sure if he has actually said that stuff or if it's made up.

"I thought ‘that’s a bit of a nice jingle‘ so I picked up the album in Woolies. It was only seven quid. I played it in the kitchen while doing some ironing." That bit man, I could genuinely see him coming out with something like that.

[toonotl 2977]

That's not real. That can't be real.

 

"It's funny... I was the boy in the corner being made to listen to 'Boy in da Corner'. You can't make stories like that up. Can you?"

 

Fuck me.

[Kid Dynamite 7014]

If course it's not real

[Rayvin 5198]

It is funny though

[Howay 12496]

Aye it's not real, I was just meaning it's scary that a bloke wrote in the most boring way possible and you could see Owen coming out with shite like that.

And yeah it's fucking hilarious.

[Alex 34998]

That's not real. That can't be real.

 

"It's funny... I was the boy in the corner being made to listen to 'Boy in da Corner'. You can't make stories like that up. Can you?"

 

Fuck me.

[ewerk 30455]

 

'You have to grow your car with how you're doing on the football pitch'

 

In that case you should have been driving a Lada Riva since 2006 you boring shitbag.

[Howay 12496]

What a boring winnet he is man.

[trophyshy 7081]

Grow your car organically?

 

Like the warts on your hoop Michael?

[ewerk 30455]

https://vine.co/v/OvqppqE0aFr

[ewerk 30455]

https://vine.co/v/i7atHMm3KIt

[ewerk 30455]

Just fuck off and die.

 

[Andrew 4732]

And we get called deluded

[Kid Dynamite 7014]

Zlatan, would You rather play with Mignolet, Henderson and Milner or Hart, De Bruyne and Aguero?

[The Fish 10824]

Who's bigger than Liverpool at the minute?

 

[Meenzer 15479]

Not sure about Skënderbeu Korçë, mind.

[Dr Gloom 21878]

Nothing like good, balanced punditry

[David Kelly 1224]

What a bellend he really is.

[toonotl 2977]

What a holocaust of a man.

[Happy Face 29]

"When they don't score they hardly ever win"

 

He's hardly Danny Baker when it comes to filling dead air with something.

[Alex 34998]

I think he deserves some credit. It's difficult to be that boring and that much of a cunt at the same time.

[Howmanheyman 32964]

I think he deserves some credit. It's difficult to be that boring and that much of a cunt at the same time.

You're right apart from the deserving credit bit.

[Alex 34998]

And that bit was tongue-in-cheek

[Billy Whitehurst 894]

I think it has been posted somewhere on here already but last month's Telegraph article about 'Michael Owen's Soccer Skills' is brilliant. Owen comes out of it looking like a real sad bastard.

 

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/football/2016/04/13/well-done-hes-13-revisiting-michael-owens-soccer-skills/

[Howay 12496]

Fucking hell how can they have someone on that is that biased? They haven't won a title since the 80's and it's now been a decade since THAT Champions League win (Copyright Liverpool Football Club), I don't argue that they are a big club but to act like Barcelona and Real Madrid are the only sides you'd go to over them is completely fucking mental.

 

They can keep banging on about how massive they are but they have to remember most of these players nowadays weren't alive for Liverpool's last title win, so to lads like that teams like Chelsea, Man City etc really are more relevant to them as counting the number of prior league titles is irrelevant (unless they're very recent) if you're a player that's looking to compete for them. Klopp is a draw for sure but so are Guardiola, Conte and (possibly) Mourinho. Ridiculous bloke and statement.

 

TLDR - the bloke's a cunt.