The Fish 10849 Posted December 28, 2016 Share Posted December 28, 2016 It's time to face up to the fact that this kid might be an even bigger arsehole than Alan Pardew. Aim lower. Pardew is a colostomy bag flavoured mouthwash compared to Ben Arfa. HBA is not even as big an arsehole as Souness, you remember Souness don't you? ANSWER MY SIMPLE QUESTION. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ohhh_yeah 2964 Posted April 5, 2017 Share Posted April 5, 2017 "Too many standards, too many issues. If you are not of the mould, you’re rejected. Everything is stereotyped." "Many coaches are convinced to invent football on the pretext that they are looking for and find the system to block the opponent. With them there is no more pleasure." "I like the South Americans: Bielsa, Sampaoli. There is a lot of rigour, a lot of work but they leave the possibility of instantaneity." "But this is not in the essence of football, with Mourinho and Simeone." "It is the antithesis of Johan Cruyff and his freedom – with them there is no longer room for pleasure." "There is no more spectacle, to the point that football interests me much less." "I do not find pleasure watching matches. Even in Ligue 1, we kill football." "Cristiano Ronaldo, he does not give me any emotion – he is predictable." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10849 Posted April 5, 2017 Share Posted April 5, 2017 Last player that really got me out of my seat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35059 Posted April 5, 2017 Share Posted April 5, 2017 Can't really argue that when Hatembomb got the ball at his feet for us you had a wee thought of "go ahead lad...it's only three defenders no bother!" Aye, he's spot on about C. Ronaldo as well Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 17239 Posted April 5, 2017 Share Posted April 5, 2017 Ronaldo has changed so much as a player like, he's just brilliantly functional now. Liking HBA's comments, shows passion for the game and an innate understanding and intelligence about how the fucker should be played. I still like Rafas 2 in front of the back four at home though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30544 Posted April 5, 2017 Share Posted April 5, 2017 So basically he doesn't want to be told how to play. And therein lies his biggest failing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10849 Posted April 5, 2017 Share Posted April 5, 2017 Shut up Doctor Dullsville. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Mighty Hog 518 Posted April 5, 2017 Share Posted April 5, 2017 So basically he doesn't want to be told how to play. And therein lies his biggest failing. https://www.google.co.uk/amp/www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/hatem-ben-arfa-slams-psg-9808841.amp You're not my real dad! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted April 5, 2017 Share Posted April 5, 2017 That's brilliant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30544 Posted April 5, 2017 Share Posted April 5, 2017 (edited) The poor little snowflake. Edited April 5, 2017 by ewerk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35059 Posted April 5, 2017 Share Posted April 5, 2017 He's Hatem Ben Arfa, it's never his fault Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30544 Posted September 4, 2017 Share Posted September 4, 2017 Banished to the reserves at PSG after refusing to move back to Nice unless the club paid up his contract. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted September 6, 2017 Share Posted September 6, 2017 He's an even bigger moron than I'd give him credit for if he refused to go back to Nice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10849 Posted September 11, 2017 Share Posted September 11, 2017 Bring him home. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35059 Posted September 11, 2017 Share Posted September 11, 2017 Never been with it since Chez started supplying his coke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21912 Posted September 11, 2017 Share Posted September 11, 2017 never recovered from their champagne enema binge tbh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35059 Posted September 11, 2017 Share Posted September 11, 2017 I've still not got my head round what that actually entails like Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14011 Posted September 11, 2017 Share Posted September 11, 2017 Was reading a book by Jerry Stahl - as a kid his mother would give him an enema with a turkey baster Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21912 Posted September 11, 2017 Share Posted September 11, 2017 11 minutes ago, Alex said: I've still not got my head round what that actually entails like ...or why you'd bother in the first place. seems a highly extravagant waste of champagne that would be better off going down the other end and i don't imagine it's any more effective at cleansing the colon, if that's your thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35059 Posted September 12, 2017 Share Posted September 12, 2017 17 hours ago, Dr Gloom said: ...or why you'd bother in the first place. seems a highly extravagant waste of champagne that would be better off going down the other end and i don't imagine it's any more effective at cleansing the colon, if that's your thing. Just reminded me of when Johnny Knoxville goes for the colonic irrigation, dressed as Santa (possibly on Xmas Day, because you probably can in California). As you do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvin 5217 Posted September 12, 2017 Share Posted September 12, 2017 18 hours ago, Tom said: Was reading a book by Jerry Stahl - as a kid his mother would give him an enema with a turkey baster WTF. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35059 Posted September 12, 2017 Share Posted September 12, 2017 I missed that post by Tom. WTF indeed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14011 Posted September 12, 2017 Share Posted September 12, 2017 He grew up to be a heroin addict. IMAGINE MY SHOCK Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35059 Posted September 12, 2017 Share Posted September 12, 2017 Maybe that's what's happened with Chez. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10849 Posted September 12, 2017 Share Posted September 12, 2017 Can you get bespoke artisanal heroin? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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