Ayatollah Hermione 13863 Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 How many amazing goals did he actually score here? Is there even 90 seconds worth on YouTube? If those 4 pot-shots he used to take from 40 yards out every home game went in, there'd be loads. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35077 Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13863 Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 This won't be today's pyramid discussion btw. I won't allow it to be. I will. Just to see if I can get Ant wound up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10856 Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 Poster boy for the response to Pardew's anti-football, that should have said. As in, the very literal one. Ah, gotcha. Yeah he was, because he didn't want to play long ball boring bullshit football. I wouldn't be surprised if that's why he fell out with the other players. Let's be honest with each other, as I think that's important; Ben Arfa was an exciting, affable footballer whose brilliance shone through an era of bleakness on and off the pitch for Newcastle United. That said he was obviously a disruptive influence off the pitch, he wasn't a model pro and I'd rather have Perez than him. Doesn't mean I can't enjoy his performances anymore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30598 Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 Wasn't a model pro? I think you meant to say that he was a fat shite and a disgrace of an athlete who enjoyed playing his own game while ignoring the needs of the team. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10856 Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 How many amazing goals did he actually score here? Is there even 90 seconds worth on YouTube? Yup Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10856 Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 Wasn't a model pro? I think you meant to say that he was a fat shite and a disgrace of an athlete who enjoyed playing his own game while ignoring the needs of the team. Calm down Mrs Whitehouse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44853 Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 Yup I'm not watching that, but thank you for dancing for me, PUPPET BOY. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10856 Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 I'm not watching that, but thank you for dancing for me, PUPPET BOY. That's ok. God forgives you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35077 Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 Even as an admirer of him I think he'll end up with loads of regrets regarding his own career and most of it (if not all) will be his own fault. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13863 Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 Even as an admirer of him I think he'll end up with loads of regrets regarding his own career and most of it (if not all) will be his own fault. Aye, he's quite clearly got all the talent in the world but there was a reason he was at newly promoted Newcastle United at 24 and Nice at 28 and it's not all Alan Pardew's fault. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10856 Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 Aye, he's quite clearly got all the talent in the world but there was a reason he was at newly promoted Newcastle United at 24 and Nice at 28 and it's not all Alan Pardew's fault. Domenech held him back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13863 Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 So, the aliens came down on the ark from the moon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44853 Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 How does French ass taste? There's only Chez and Dave can answer that question on here afaia. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21915 Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 He clearly is to blame for his shitty attitude and for not making more of his obvious natural talent. But there have been shit loads of skilful players like that over the years. The main reason he was sold is because Pardew couldn't manage him. There's no way Sir Bobby or Keegan would have let a player with that much ability leave. They'd have found a way to get the best out of a talented but difficult player, as most good managers do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35077 Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 He clearly is to blame for his shitty attitude and for not making more of his obvious natural talent. But there have been shit loads of skilful players like that over the years. The main reason he was sold is because Pardew couldn't manage him. There's no way Sir Bobby or Keegan would have let a player with that much ability leave. They'd have found a way to get the best out of a talented but difficult player, as most good managers do. By the same token, if Robson or Keegan (like in his first spell as manager) were in control of transfers there's every chance they wouldn't have signed a player like that in the first place because of the baggage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10856 Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 (edited) How does French ass taste? There's only Chez and Dave can answer that question on here afaia. It tastes like victory, dear boy, victory. p.s. Ass? You're not a colonial Edited September 30, 2015 by The Fish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 Let the love flo Gemma. Let it flow......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44853 Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 It tastes like victory, dear boy, victory. p.s. Ass? You're not a colonial I love the word ass. Asshat and assface are two of THE great insults. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15524 Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 I'd like to make the case for "asswaffle". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44853 Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 douchenozzle is great too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10856 Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 "horseshit" is under used. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7083 Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 Asswaffle and Douchenozzle sounds like a film I watched. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Carr's Gloves 3892 Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 Asswaffle and Douchenozzle sounds like a film I watched. I bet it had Adam Sandler in it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21915 Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 By the same token, if Robson or Keegan (like in his first spell as manager) were in control of transfers there's every chance they wouldn't have signed a player like that in the first place because of the baggage. Possibly, though I think Sir Bobby liked a challenge. He managed to get the best out of the likes of Laurent Robert and Romario. Ditto Keegan with Ginola - not exactly players signed for their work ethic or brilliant attitudes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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