Smooth Operator 10 Posted December 13, 2005 Share Posted December 13, 2005 Had a bit of a carry on with a plasterer doing some work for me yesterday, he'd done the kitchen walls and ceiling last week and the daft twat hadn't used a dust sheet on my brand new solid timber worktop, so all the dirty plaster water had sunk into it and I came in to find the useless bastard standing on top of it to reach the ceiling. Apparently the micey cunt hadn't heard of ladders, suffice to say he'd scratched the bench to fuck as he trampled loose bits of plaster into the worktop! So I pulled him and told him he'd have to pay for it to be fixed, so i rang the company who provided it and asked how much it would cost, they said 220 quid, so thinking I wouldn't see the plasterer ever again if i told him it cost that much i got in touch with a french polisher who'd fixed a table for me a few months back, turns out this lad was on the dole now and was desperate for money and did the job for 70 quid. So the plasterer rang me and agreed to knock the price off other work he was doing. So the knob comes round last night asking for his money and a company name and vat number of the lad who did the repairs, obviously i didn't have one and i informed the nonce i was doing him a favour cos i could've gone with the quote of 220 quid from the suppliers. He didn't seem to understand (think he was a few sarnies short of a picnic basket) and was saying i should expect a call from the inland revenue cos he would have to chase up his lost income from his insurance and needed a vat number of the other bloke. I told him again i didn't have nowt like that and we had a verbal agreement he would knock the price of other work down cos of the money i had to shell out, so then he was sitting in his car unaware i could hear every word telling someone on the other end that i'd witheld payment on the job, if it wasn't for the fact i've got a brain in my nappa i would've been out there and kicked 7 shades of shit out of the arsehole! I await with baited breath contact from the Inland Revenue , I've got no receipt from this plasterer so there's really no record he ever did any work at my house at all! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted December 13, 2005 Share Posted December 13, 2005 That's what you get for doing a fuckwit a favour. Just deny all knowledge I reckon, or better still claim he got one of his mates to do a fiddle job. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted December 13, 2005 Author Share Posted December 13, 2005 He reckons it'll go to Small Claims court and i'll have to pay £125 court costs. Plastering? What plastering? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 22759 Posted December 13, 2005 Share Posted December 13, 2005 I'm not sure, but wasn't it you that I advised a few weeks ago to use a proper (Souness parlance) plasterer rather than some fuckwit? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted December 13, 2005 Author Share Posted December 13, 2005 I'm not sure, but wasn't it you that I advised a few weeks ago to use a proper (Souness parlance) plasterer rather than some fuckwit? 67353[/snapback] Might have been and this numb-nuts work is pretty good as it happens he just doesn't seem to have a lot of sense! Tyring to take me to a small claims court when there's no evidence that he was ever in my house!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 22759 Posted December 13, 2005 Share Posted December 13, 2005 I'm not sure, but wasn't it you that I advised a few weeks ago to use a proper (Souness parlance) plasterer rather than some fuckwit? 67353[/snapback] Might have been and this numb-nuts work is pretty good as it happens he just doesn't seem to have a lot of sense! Tyring to take me to a small claims court when there's no evidence that he was ever in my house!? 67354[/snapback] He'll drop it and get some mates to knee-cap you instead I reckon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shearergol 0 Posted December 13, 2005 Share Posted December 13, 2005 That's what you get for doing a fuckwit a favour. Just deny all knowledge I reckon, or better still claim he got one of his mates to do a fiddle job. 67339[/snapback] But he wasn't really was he. This guy would have insurance up to about 10k, so it wouldn't matter to him if the claim was for £10 or £1000. It would make no difference to his premium because a claim is just a claim regardless of it's value. (Speaking from experience ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted December 13, 2005 Share Posted December 13, 2005 That's what you get for doing a fuckwit a favour. Just deny all knowledge I reckon, or better still claim he got one of his mates to do a fiddle job. 67339[/snapback] But he wasn't really was he. This guy would have insurance up to about 10k, so it wouldn't matter to him if the claim was for £10 or £1000. It would make no difference to his premium because a claim is just a claim regardless of it's value. (Speaking from experience ) 67356[/snapback] Trying to do a favour then Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shearergol 0 Posted December 13, 2005 Share Posted December 13, 2005 That's what you get for doing a fuckwit a favour. Just deny all knowledge I reckon, or better still claim he got one of his mates to do a fiddle job. 67339[/snapback] But he wasn't really was he. This guy would have insurance up to about 10k, so it wouldn't matter to him if the claim was for £10 or £1000. It would make no difference to his premium because a claim is just a claim regardless of it's value. (Speaking from experience ) 67356[/snapback] Trying to do a favour then 67357[/snapback] Pedantic you say? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted December 13, 2005 Share Posted December 13, 2005 This thread just needed a post about Wacky's lass's post-coital face looking like a plasterer's radio tbh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted December 13, 2005 Author Share Posted December 13, 2005 With the amount of alone time Wacky now has as a dole scumbag means his keyboard will be suffering a similar fate! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke 2 Posted December 13, 2005 Share Posted December 13, 2005 This thread just needed a post about Wacky's lass's post-coital face looking like a plasterer's radio tbh 67364[/snapback] That was my first thought when I saw this thread's author and title tbh. Mind like a Welsh railway me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted December 13, 2005 Share Posted December 13, 2005 With the amount of alone time Wacky now has as a dole scumbag means his keyboard will be suffering a similar fate! 67413[/snapback] I've had to get one of them rubber covers on it like the ones you see thick of nicotine on tills in bars, these mac keyboards aren't cheap. As for the not working dig I'll have you know I haven't had a penny off them stinking bastards (signed on 23/11/05) that masquerade as DWP employees, although it doesn't suprise me in the slightest when they have fucknuts like you grafting for them. Luckily I'm well connected and have managed to find other means of making money whilst being left in Limbo. Done a bit of labouring for this plasterer at this pitch down walkerville, nice house but right snotty cunts they were so i stood all over there newly fitted timber benches with my Rocky's on, that'll teach the Tony Blair's rent boy cunt for what he is. As for your plastering dilemma, if he comes back just tell him, you've been paid, I'm happy with the job, now fuck right off or I'll ring the Bizzys and tell them you tried to touch me on my front when i was alone in the house with you and I now want to press charges as I've been having nightmares about it. Now I know and you know this was the other way around but it's best you strike whilst the iron's hot and shop him before he shops you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted December 14, 2005 Author Share Posted December 14, 2005 (edited) With the amount of alone time Wacky now has as a dole scumbag means his keyboard will be suffering a similar fate! 67413[/snapback] I've had to get one of them rubber covers on it like the ones you see thick of nicotine on tills in bars, these mac keyboards aren't cheap. As for the not working dig I'll have you know I haven't had a penny off them stinking bastards (signed on 23/11/05) that masquerade as DWP employees, although it doesn't suprise me in the slightest when they have fucknuts like you grafting for them. Luckily I'm well connected and have managed to find other means of making money whilst being left in Limbo. Done a bit of labouring for this plasterer at this pitch down walkerville, nice house but right snotty cunts they were so i stood all over there newly fitted timber benches with my Rocky's on, that'll teach the Tony Blair's rent boy cunt for what he is. As for your plastering dilemma, if he comes back just tell him, you've been paid, I'm happy with the job, now fuck right off or I'll ring the Bizzys and tell them you tried to touch me on my front when i was alone in the house with you and I now want to press charges as I've been having nightmares about it. Now I know and you know this was the other way around but it's best you strike whilst the iron's hot and shop him before he shops you. 67508[/snapback] Your new vocation? I hear Blue Corner is doing a roaring trade since you became unemployed. Edited December 14, 2005 by Smooth Operator Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Carr's Gloves 4111 Posted December 14, 2005 Share Posted December 14, 2005 I agree Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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