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how many of them can't speak English

 

If only there was a way of finding out. Some kind of national survey available in 56 languages, say... :razz:

 

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Latvian forests quiver at the thought. :razz:

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So there's an army of mobile snivel servants armed with pens they can lend people, keenly poised to visit potentially upwards of 5 million households ! ? At what cost too ? Are they sending them out in minibuses and dropping them every few streets or something ? Census swat squads. Flamin rediculous.

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There would have been millions of doylums who didn't fill it in last time. And millions the time before that. It will be completed, but the knocking on the doors of these folk who haven't submitted them must surely have been anticipated and budgetted for iwht.

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Historically the census was always completed by door to door. Don't have a problem with it myself but I used past data when researching family history etc. Its only once a decade and not like it's much to fill in. That said, I can't imagine some thick fuck "nar, am not ganna fill this in like, its probly to stop is gettin me dole".

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Is it true that following answers in the Census, the Jedi Knights were recognised as an official religion? Or is that an urban myth?

 

A census doesn't confer religious status on any movement. It only recognises Jedi as an answer given by a significant percentage....

 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jedi_census_p...gland_and_Wales

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Is it true that following answers in the Census, the Jedi Knights were recognised as an official religion? Or is that an urban myth?

 

A census doesn't confer religious status on any movement. It only recognises Jedi as an answer given by a significant percentage....

 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jedi_census_p...gland_and_Wales

 

 

I hate to mention the M word, but it's also quite funny there's only about 4 times as many muslims as there are Jedi's in the country.

 

Puts the scare stories about muslims taking over into context tbh.

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Is it true that following answers in the Census, the Jedi Knights were recognised as an official religion? Or is that an urban myth?

 

A census doesn't confer religious status on any movement. It only recognises Jedi as an answer given by a significant percentage....

 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jedi_census_p...gland_and_Wales

 

 

I hate to mention the M word, but it's also quite funny there's only about 4 times as many muslims as there are Jedi's in the country.

 

Puts the scare stories about muslims taking over into context tbh.

 

 

Exactly! And how many of those are actually terrorists? Even if a massively ambitious guess of a quarter of them actually were extremists, that would mean there would be exactly the same amount of terrorists as Jedi's.

 

Now in a one to one battle between Jedi's & Terrorists there's only going to be one winner.

 

So everyone relax as we're in safe hands

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Is it true that following answers in the Census, the Jedi Knights were recognised as an official religion? Or is that an urban myth?

 

A census doesn't confer religious status on any movement. It only recognises Jedi as an answer given by a significant percentage....

 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jedi_census_p...gland_and_Wales

 

 

I hate to mention the M word, but it's also quite funny there's only about 4 times as many muslims as there are Jedi's in the country.

 

Puts the scare stories about muslims taking over into context tbh.

 

 

Exactly! And how many of those are actually terrorists? Even if a massively ambitious guess of a quarter of them actually were extremists, that would mean there would be exactly the same amount of terrorists as Jedi's.

 

Now in a one to one battle between Jedi's & Terrorists there's only going to be one winner.

 

So everyone relax as we're in safe hands

 

Hmmmm. The Force is strong in this one....

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It's not just the Muslims we should be worried about, it's the hippies and Muslim-enablers (see HF) who are helping them to erode the core values of our society, namely fish and chips, alcohol and buggery.

 

Having enjoyed all 3 this weekend I'm clearly as British as Nick Griffin's scary eye.

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That's how you can distinguish the indigenous English peoples from others; not just the skin colour, but the bong eyes also. Thom Yorke and Nick Griffin being two high-profile examples.

 

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