Monkeys Fist 42484 Posted April 15, 2011 Share Posted April 15, 2011 The closest we'll get to tearing her box open. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10876 Posted April 15, 2011 Share Posted April 15, 2011 Speak for yourself MonkeyMan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42484 Posted April 15, 2011 Share Posted April 15, 2011 Button it Brains. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4729 Posted April 16, 2011 Author Share Posted April 16, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4729 Posted April 29, 2011 Author Share Posted April 29, 2011 Well, very exciting times in the CT household. Â Party foods in, party drinks in, bunting about to go up and guests will be arriving shortly. Â Only rules are you need to be 7 or under and wearing a princess dress. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted April 29, 2011 Share Posted April 29, 2011 They wanted to have one in our street. The council stipulated it could go ahead so long as no one objected. So I did. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4729 Posted April 29, 2011 Author Share Posted April 29, 2011 They wanted to have one in our street. The council stipulated it could go ahead so long as no one objected. So I did. Â Like fuck I bet you've organised one yourself and are all face painted up! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted April 29, 2011 Share Posted April 29, 2011 Intuitive, as ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4729 Posted April 29, 2011 Author Share Posted April 29, 2011 Tell you what though, with all the enemies this country's made in the last few years I wouldn't like to be bobbing along in an open top coach infront of an audience of billions. Â Just takes one loon with a strap on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted April 29, 2011 Share Posted April 29, 2011 Tell you what though, with all the enemies this country's made in the last few years I wouldn't like to be bobbing along in an open top coach infront of an audience of billions. Just takes one loon with a strap on. Don't think you've got the terminology quite right there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44995 Posted April 29, 2011 Share Posted April 29, 2011 Tell you what though, with all the enemies this country's made in the last few years I wouldn't like to be bobbing along in an open top coach infront of an audience of billions. Just takes one loon with a strap on. Don't think you've got the terminology quite right there. Royals getting skullfucked to death. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted April 29, 2011 Share Posted April 29, 2011 Ooh, ooh, I couldn't sleep last night for excitement!! I've given everyone here the day off and the bunting is out. Red, white and blue hats for everyone. Yippeeeeeee, it's here at last! Â Â Mrs hips tells me she has red white and blue balloons in the front room for the family and friends going round to watch the events No kidding. At least I don't think she's kidding! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10876 Posted April 29, 2011 Share Posted April 29, 2011 Australia is fucking retarded for this nonsense. Â honestly, what's going on? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44995 Posted April 29, 2011 Share Posted April 29, 2011 I'm going to Tesco to get some sausages. Then I'm gonna have sausage sarnies. The coverage of this wedding is utterly fucking ridiculous. Wheeling out anyone who might have spent five minutes in the company of the couple and asking "And what were they like?" Fucking hell man, just start the coverage when the wedding starts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 3368 Posted April 29, 2011 Share Posted April 29, 2011 Australia is fucking retarded for this nonsense. honestly, what's going on?  oh, that's a tad harsh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13894 Posted April 29, 2011 Share Posted April 29, 2011 I'm going to find the nearest street party and shit in the BBQ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4729 Posted April 29, 2011 Author Share Posted April 29, 2011 I'm going to Tesco to get some sausages. Then I'm gonna have sausage sarnies. The coverage of this wedding is utterly fucking ridiculous. Wheeling out anyone who might have spent five minutes in the company of the couple and asking "And what were they like?" Fucking hell man, just start the coverage when the wedding starts. Â Â Say he who has obviously being tuned in since early doors, watching all these loons. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4729 Posted April 29, 2011 Author Share Posted April 29, 2011 Having done jobs this morning to Newcastle, Shields and Sunderland I can confirm that even for a bank holiday, the roads are deserted. Â Lots of closet royalists, me thinks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4729 Posted April 29, 2011 Author Share Posted April 29, 2011 Dragging down the neighbourhood!!! Â Â Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13894 Posted April 29, 2011 Share Posted April 29, 2011 Lots of people lying in bed on their day off more like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4729 Posted April 29, 2011 Author Share Posted April 29, 2011 she looks gorgeous......wet eyes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted April 29, 2011 Share Posted April 29, 2011 I'd love to smash her back doors in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted April 29, 2011 Share Posted April 29, 2011 Couldn't care less for it. Thankfully no parties nearby. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44995 Posted April 29, 2011 Share Posted April 29, 2011 There's a couple of lads live a few doors away, and I've suspected for a while they were gay. Anyway, confirmation is in today - just looked out the back window and their entire back yard is covered in tiny union jacks with "Kate and Wills" faces in the middle of them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44995 Posted April 29, 2011 Share Posted April 29, 2011 "For richer or poorer". Aye fuck off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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