Billy Castell 0 Posted April 9, 2011 Share Posted April 9, 2011 Simple really, just change one word in a film title for an entirely new film. For example........... Whitney Got Fingered: Police raid Whitney Houston's house and discover she is a user/dealer in crack. Sophia Loren plays the pervy cop who performs the cavity search at the station. Frocky: Ageing, punch drunk ex-boxer has to come to terms with his suppressed transvestitism, and struggle to make to the top in the World Drag Queen Championships in Atlantic City. The Phantom Penis: CGI heavy Sci-Fi based upon a hermaphradite's struggle for a gender and identity in a galaxy far, far away whilst some war goes on or something. The Phantom Penis: Adventure romp which is based upon broadcaster Stuart Hall's quest to buy a new car. Executive Derision: Documentary about Gordon Brown's time as Prime Minister. The human Centrepiece: Obsure, surreal, abstract and strange film about arty French types who like to have cute children sitting on their coffee tables. 55 Days in Filey: Real time, unedited footage of life in the Yorkshire coastal town. Possibly the most boring film ever made. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 39648 Posted April 9, 2011 Share Posted April 9, 2011 Pail Rider- Clint attempts to wander the West riding a bucket. Doesn't get far. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 39648 Posted April 9, 2011 Share Posted April 9, 2011 Debbie does Salad. "Look at the size of that cucumber!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 39648 Posted April 9, 2011 Share Posted April 9, 2011 Tepid- Al Pacino arranges to meet De Niro for coffee … Bob can't make it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 39648 Posted April 9, 2011 Share Posted April 9, 2011 Kingdom of Heathen - Leazes stands on the ramparts of ancient Jerusalem , barbecuing pigs and chucking Mohammed Bears in the face of the Muslim hoards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 39648 Posted April 9, 2011 Share Posted April 9, 2011 Amyl - quirky French waitress sorts people's lives out, then gets her hoop streeeeeeeetched. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 39648 Posted April 9, 2011 Share Posted April 9, 2011 Bored of the Rings. Frodo and pals embark on a trek to Mordor to save Middle Earth. Halfway there they get fucked off with it and go home. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted April 9, 2011 Share Posted April 9, 2011 Fist mate. There is clearly a highly paid job waiting for you in Lollywood. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 39648 Posted April 9, 2011 Share Posted April 9, 2011 I was bored at work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 7343 Posted April 9, 2011 Share Posted April 9, 2011 Brie Willy, French language movie about the dangers of not washing yer knob. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin 1 Posted April 10, 2011 Share Posted April 10, 2011 Freddy Got Fucked(analy): Instead of getting fingered freddy gets fucked, analy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonTheMag 4 Posted April 15, 2011 Share Posted April 15, 2011 I am Leavened: An animated film about a loaf of bread who is alone in a world where everyone else has turned into matzah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeeForce 0 Posted April 15, 2011 Share Posted April 15, 2011 The shitmonks: a film which portrays the life of monks which regularly suffer from diarrhoea Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 6583 Posted April 15, 2011 Share Posted April 15, 2011 (edited) Reservoir Frogs - The multicoloured amphibians hatch a plan to raid the beavers dam ending disastrously in a French bistro Close Encounters of Turd Kind - Mick and Paddy obsessively make reproductions of Giant's Causeway with each other's faeces. Cockwork Lozenge - A gang of casual rapists invent a sucky sweet that makes their penises find real jobs Stig Crazy - The Stig goes to prison for a crime he did not commit, and somehow Jeremy Clarkson gets anally raped and rabbit punched to death Watership Downs - a naive colony of retarded rabbits embark on a doomed trip round the Isle of Man Crocodile Arbroath - An Australian Saltwater Crocodile causes havoc in a Scottish town when someone accuses him of wearing a puffters hat Driving Miss Marple - A giant golfing robot tees up with the famous detective Edited April 15, 2011 by trophyshy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeeForce 0 Posted April 15, 2011 Share Posted April 15, 2011 (edited) black cock down - Shola Ameobi gives up football to become a pornstar only to realise that he in fact can't get it up! The hamshank redemption - A man spends his life alone and with nothing else to do until suddenly he meets the girl of his dreams. Unfortunately he has used up his sperm quota and must abstain from any sexual contact in order to redeem himself in the eyes of the lord and be allowed to spend the rest of his life with his one true love. Edited April 15, 2011 by GeeForce Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ajax_andy 0 Posted April 15, 2011 Share Posted April 15, 2011 Brie Willy, French language movie about the dangers of not washing yer knob. Winner!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ajax_andy 0 Posted April 15, 2011 Share Posted April 15, 2011 (edited) Dances with Wolf - Kevin Costner sets out on an epic journey to meet his hero Wolf from Gladiator, and perform his long held dream of dancing the lambada with him Robin Hood - Prince of Leaves - Kevin Costner stars in the cinematic masterpiece of a outlaw who steals leaves from trees rich in foliage and sticks them on to sparse trees, thus creating a much more green and full land Why are all mine Kevin Costner related? Think i've found out something about myself that I never knew before Edited April 15, 2011 by ajax_andy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ajax_andy 0 Posted April 15, 2011 Share Posted April 15, 2011 Lace Off - Whilst John Travolta is in a coma Nicholas Cage steals his shoe laces, however Travolta awakens from said coma and proceeds to steal Cage's shoe laces in return. he then goes on to convince everyone that these are indeed his shoe laces, leaving Cage with the formidable task of exposing the true origins of the laces in question. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ajax_andy 0 Posted April 15, 2011 Share Posted April 15, 2011 When Harry met Barry - Harry Redknapp and Barry Chuckle car pool for a cross-country drive. The film raises the question "Can you ever be just friends with a chuckle brother?" or will you ultimately always end up bent over the bonnet being the meat in a chuckle brother sex sandwich, with your cries being unheard over the sounds of "from me to you, from me to you"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeeForce 0 Posted April 15, 2011 Share Posted April 15, 2011 Pope Fiction - The Pope entertains the masses in Vatican City with a stuttering rendition of Wind in the Willows read from his balcony. Forrest Dump - A rather specialist movie about a gentleman who enjoys curling one out on womens lady parts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billy Castell 0 Posted April 15, 2011 Author Share Posted April 15, 2011 The Furred Man-Richard Keyes invents a time machine, goes back to post-war Austria and gets involved in selling fake pills, whilst faking his own death. He is chased by an old friend from The News of The World who has been listening to his phone calls. The Twat Returns-Christiano Ronaldo re-signs for Manchester United. Animal Attrition-Romantic comedy starring Ashley Judd and Hugh Jackman. Smart arse radio presenter Ashley has a shit love life that leads her to conduct brutal experiements on male animals and people to work out where she is going wrong in her life. She then meets Hugh Jackman, a butcher who sells her cast offs to a Chinese restaurant......... Runaway Durie-Former Scottish international Gordon Durie walks out on his family and disappears. The family have to piece together clues to find out if he is part of a conspiracy to rig a high profile trial. The Lives of Otters-A lonely Stasi agent spends years spying on a family of otters for a minister who wants to shag Mrs. Otter. The Human Milliband-Two brothers get kidnapped by a mad scientist whilst visiting constituencies that have upcoming by-elections. The scientist then surgically attatches them together with Anne Widdecombe and John Schneider, and then forces them to take Prime Ministers' Questions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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