Christmas Tree 4920 Posted April 9, 2011 Share Posted April 9, 2011 Saw this today and made me smile. Not sure if its being posted before but hey ho. CONGRATULATIONS TO ALL THE KIDS WHO WERE BORN IN THE 1930's 40's, 50's, 60's and 70's !! First, we survived being born to mothers who smoked and/or drank while they carried us. They took aspirin, ate blue cheese dressing, tuna from a can, and didn't get tested for diabetes. Then after that trauma, our baby cribs were covered with bright colored lead-based paints. We had no childproof lids on medicine bottles, doors or cabinets and when we rode our bikes, we had no helmets, not to mention, the risks we took hitchhiking. As children, we would ride in cars with no seat belts or air bags. Riding in the back of a pick up on a warm day was always a special treat. We drank water from the garden hose and NOT from a bottle. We shared one soft drink with four friends, from one bottle and NO ONE actually died from this. We ate cupcakes, white bread and real butter and drank soda pop with sugar in it, but we weren't overweight because...... WE WERE ALWAYS OUTSIDE PLAYING!! We would leave home in the morning and play all day, as long as we were back when the streetlights came on. No one was able to reach us all day. And we were O.K. We would spend hours building our go-carts out of scraps and then ride down the hill, only to find out we forgot the brakes. After running into the bushes a few times, we learned to solve the problem. We did not have Playstations, Nintendo's, X-boxes, no video games at all, no 99 channels on cable, no video tape movies, no surround sound, no cell phones, no personal computers, no Internet or Internet chat rooms..........WE HAD FRIENDS and we went outside and found them! We fell out of trees, got cut, broke bones and teeth and there were no lawsuits from these accidents. We ate worms and mud pies made from dirt, and the worms did not live in us forever. We were given BB guns for our 10th birthdays, made up games with sticks and tennis balls and although we were told it would happen, we did not put out very many eyes. We rode bikes or walked to a friend's house and knocked on the door or rang the bell, or just yelled for them ! Little League had tryouts and not everyone made the team. Those who didn't had to learn to deal with disappointment. Imagine that!! The very idea of a parent bailing us out if we broke the law was unheard of. They actually sided with the law! This generation has produced some of the best risk-takers, problem solvers and inventors ever! The past 50 years have been an explosion of innovation and new ideas. We had freedom, failure, success and responsibility, and we learned HOW TO DEAL WITH IT ALL! And YOU are one of them! CONGRATULATIONS! You might want to share this with others who have had the luck to grow up as kids, before the lawyers and the government regulated our lives for our own good. and while you are at it, forward it to your kids so they will know how brave their parents were. Kind of makes you want to run through the house with scissors, doesn't it?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StevenL 0 Posted April 9, 2011 Share Posted April 9, 2011 What aload of fucking shite. You do realise kids don't just play on their playstations all day, infact the cunts in my street are never fucking in their houses, especially when I'm on nightshift. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob W 0 Posted April 9, 2011 Share Posted April 9, 2011 yes we worked so hard to create paradise and all you young 'uns have f***** it up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin 1 Posted April 10, 2011 Share Posted April 10, 2011 Ya'll clearly didn't get much poontang. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Idioteque 0 Posted April 10, 2011 Share Posted April 10, 2011 Kevin was clearly born in the 2000's Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted April 10, 2011 Share Posted April 10, 2011 Whenever the test tube baby boom was, thats when Kevin was born Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin S. Assilleekunt 1 Posted April 10, 2011 Share Posted April 10, 2011 Kevin's head is still stuck in his mother's gaping smelly cunt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted April 10, 2011 Share Posted April 10, 2011 Its the dog i feel sorry for Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Idioteque 0 Posted April 10, 2011 Share Posted April 10, 2011 Its the dog i feel sorry for bit harsh on kevins mum that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin 1 Posted April 10, 2011 Share Posted April 10, 2011 You know you're a loser when you get annoyed by a 17 year old on the internet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14021 Posted April 10, 2011 Share Posted April 10, 2011 Nah Wacky's cool. He just posts on here when he's not out pimpin' Umpa Lumpas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 7312 Posted April 10, 2011 Share Posted April 10, 2011 You know you're a loser when you get annoyed by a 17 year old on the internet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monroe Transfer 0 Posted April 10, 2011 Share Posted April 10, 2011 We did not have Playstations, Nintendo's, X-boxes, no video games at all, no 99 channels on cable, no video tape movies, no surround sound, no cell phones, no personal computers, no Internet or Internet chat rooms..........WE HAD FRIENDS and we went outside and found them! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14021 Posted April 10, 2011 Share Posted April 10, 2011 The 80s kids win - I pretty did all the natural stuff and I got to play online games and own an ipod. BOOM. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin 1 Posted April 10, 2011 Share Posted April 10, 2011 90's kids are useless. All scumbags. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted April 10, 2011 Share Posted April 10, 2011 You know you're a loser when you get annoyed by a 17 year old on the internet Aye, I'm seething Looks like you've found yourself a big brother there as well Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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