Shooting on submarine in Southampton

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[Holden McGroin 6544]

Did he actually say he was a submariner? I thought he said he'd been on a sub once. He could just be a cleaner or some sort of mechanic. More likely a cleaner.

Edited April 19, 2011 by Holden McGroin

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I think he was joking when he said that like, although he was obviously trying to look like he knew what he was talking about, which he failed to do with the slip up. Nothing new there though.

[Gemmill 44534]

I was a submariner once. On the Nautilus at disney world. Got attacked by a big fuck off octopus. Never again.

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I've dived sunken ships. Does that count?

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[LeazesMag 0]

I think he was joking when he said that like, although he was obviously trying to look like he knew what he was talking about, which he failed to do with the slip up. Nothing new there though.

 

he probably plays with his boats and ships in the bath

[trophyshy 7073]

I think he was joking when he said that like, although he was obviously trying to look like he knew what he was talking about, which he failed to do with the slip up. Nothing new there though.

 

he probably plays with his boats and ships in the bath

 

you calling him a Rear Admiral?

[Rob W 0]

Did he actually say he was a submariner? I thought he said he'd been on a sub once. He could just be a cleaner or some sort of mechanic. More likely a cleaner.

 

 

correct - I said I'd been on a submarine but it was so bloody grim I could never have worked (or "served" - my trolly-dolly incarnation) on one nor would I ever wish to repeat the experience

 

It was that mad lout Leazes who is so full of bile he never got round to reading wot I wrote

[Rob W 0]

I think he was joking when he said that like, although he was obviously trying to look like he knew what he was talking about, which he failed to do with the slip up. Nothing new there though.

 

 

(sighs) .........this is the price of fame.......

[Holden McGroin 6544]

Did he actually say he was a submariner? I thought he said he'd been on a sub once. He could just be a cleaner or some sort of mechanic. More likely a cleaner.

 

 

correct - I said I'd been on a submarine but it was so bloody grim I could never have worked (or "served" - my trolly-dolly incarnation) on one nor would I ever wish to repeat the experience

 

It was that mad lout Leazes who is so full of bile he never got round to reading wot I wrote

 

He keeps saying "read the thread" as well when he clearly hasn't done it.

 

Anyway, I've been on a submarine before but never been in the forces.

Edited April 20, 2011 by Holden McGroin

[LeazesMag 0]

Did he actually say he was a submariner? I thought he said he'd been on a sub once. He could just be a cleaner or some sort of mechanic. More likely a cleaner.

 

 

correct - I said I'd been on a submarine but it was so bloody grim I could never have worked (or "served" - my trolly-dolly incarnation) on one nor would I ever wish to repeat the experience

 

It was that mad lout Leazes who is so full of bile he never got round to reading wot I wrote

 

Dementia ? Can't read the thread ?

 

see post numbers 10 and 12

 

according to the Beeb the guy was on duty and asked to go to the bog (or "heads" as we submariners say)

 

Get help please, or clarify you had been drinking or are a bit of a "Billy Liar" shall we say

[LeazesMag 0]

Did he actually say he was a submariner? I thought he said he'd been on a sub once. He could just be a cleaner or some sort of mechanic. More likely a cleaner.

 

 

correct - I said I'd been on a submarine but it was so bloody grim I could never have worked (or "served" - my trolly-dolly incarnation) on one nor would I ever wish to repeat the experience

 

It was that mad lout Leazes who is so full of bile he never got round to reading wot I wrote

 

He keeps saying "read the thread" as well when he clearly hasn't done it.

 

Anyway, I've been on a submarine before but never been in the forces.

 

read the thread.

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[Holden McGroin 6544]

Did he actually say he was a submariner? I thought he said he'd been on a sub once. He could just be a cleaner or some sort of mechanic. More likely a cleaner.

 

 

correct - I said I'd been on a submarine but it was so bloody grim I could never have worked (or "served" - my trolly-dolly incarnation) on one nor would I ever wish to repeat the experience

 

It was that mad lout Leazes who is so full of bile he never got round to reading wot I wrote

 

He keeps saying "read the thread" as well when he clearly hasn't done it.

 

Anyway, I've been on a submarine before but never been in the forces.

 

read the thread.

 

Post 10 said he'd be on "one once"

 

Post 12 was clearly an unfunny joke as someone has already pointed out.

Edited April 20, 2011 by Holden McGroin

[LeazesMag 0]

Did he actually say he was a submariner? I thought he said he'd been on a sub once. He could just be a cleaner or some sort of mechanic. More likely a cleaner.

 

 

correct - I said I'd been on a submarine but it was so bloody grim I could never have worked (or "served" - my trolly-dolly incarnation) on one nor would I ever wish to repeat the experience

 

It was that mad lout Leazes who is so full of bile he never got round to reading wot I wrote

 

He keeps saying "read the thread" as well when he clearly hasn't done it.

 

Anyway, I've been on a submarine before but never been in the forces.

 

read the thread.

 

Post 10 said he'd be on "one once"

 

Post 12 was clearly an unfunny joke as someone has already pointed out.

 

"we submariners" only means one thing to me mate.

 

Poor old Rob, so desperate for attention, he feels the need to tell porkie pies.

[Holden McGroin 6544]

"we submariners" only means one thing to me mate.

 

Poor old Rob, so desperate for attention, he feels the need to tell porkie pies.

 

You do know he has been compared to Walter Mitty in the past??

[Rob W 0]

an old friend of mine

[LeazesMag 0]

an old friend of mine

 

your alter-ego it would appear.

 

So you weren't a submariner then ?

[tooner 243]

an old friend of mine

 

your alter-ego it would appear.

 

So you weren't a submariner then ?

 

 

 

Edited April 20, 2011 by tooner

[Rob W 0]

an old friend of mine

 

your alter-ego it would appear.

 

So you weren't a submariner then ?

 

 

never said I was dear boy, never said I was

[LeazesMag 0]

an old friend of mine

 

your alter-ego it would appear.

 

So you weren't a submariner then ?

 

 

never said I was dear boy, never said I was

 

yes you did

 

Never mind. So when were you on one ?

[Rob W 0]

oh no I didn't

 

CORRECT YOURSELF

 

ON YOUR KNEES

 

I WANT A FULL APOLOGY

 

You can fill in the the rest of the rant

 

1967 - Navy recruiting drive at Uni - see life in the modern Navy and we'll pay your way through Uni - just sign this bit of paper lad and take this shilling

Edited April 21, 2011 by Rob W

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oh no I didn't

 

CORRECT YOURSELF

 

ON YOUR KNEES

 

I WANT A FULL APOLOGY

 

You can fill in the the rest of the rant

 

1967 - Navy recruiting drive at Uni - see life in the modern Navy and we'll pay your way through Uni - just sign this bit of paper lad and take this shilling

 

you said "we submariners". What does this mean - I WANT A FULL APOLOGY AND EXPLANATION

 

You went to "Uni" instead. It figures !!!!!

 

Didn't the abbreviation "Uni" come from Aussie TV ie Neighbours, or something, 20 years later ?

[Gemmill 44534]

oh no I didn't

 

CORRECT YOURSELF

 

ON YOUR KNEES

 

I WANT A FULL APOLOGY

 

You can fill in the the rest of the rant

 

1967 - Navy recruiting drive at Uni - see life in the modern Navy and we'll pay your way through Uni - just sign this bit of paper lad and take this shilling

 

you said "we submariners". What does this mean - I WANT A FULL APOLOGY AND EXPLANATION

 

You went to "Uni" instead. It figures !!!!!

 

Didn't the abbreviation "Uni" come from Aussie TV ie Neighbours, or something, 20 years later ?

 

You've got him this time.