Idioteque 0 Posted March 31, 2011 Share Posted March 31, 2011 anyone got any good ones? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin 1 Posted March 31, 2011 Share Posted March 31, 2011 Got any good what? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Idioteque 0 Posted March 31, 2011 Author Share Posted March 31, 2011 pranks you idiot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin 1 Posted March 31, 2011 Share Posted March 31, 2011 i just got my friend with a cracker. we were talking about stuff on fb chat about stuff you cannot know about, yeah that stuff. anyway i text him saying "my ma seen the fb chat, shes asking for your name, im saying i dont know where you live but shes coming round to your house" and he text me back saying "man pretend were joking and please dont tell them anything about me man honestly you dont know my da, you dont understand how much im freaking it" then i told him its april fools day and he said "your a fucking dick you dont know how much i shit them you fucking dick, i was trying to convince myself that you were joking you fucking cunt, i will fall out with you for shit like that dont be at that shit man" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13621 Posted March 31, 2011 Share Posted March 31, 2011 Had to be there, I suppose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoveTheBobby 1 Posted March 31, 2011 Share Posted March 31, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Idioteque 0 Posted March 31, 2011 Author Share Posted March 31, 2011 i just got my friend with a cracker. we were talking about stuff on fb chat about stuff you cannot know about, yeah that stuff. anyway i text him saying "my ma seen the fb chat, shes asking for your name, im saying i dont know where you live but shes coming round to your house" and he text me back saying "man pretend were joking and please dont tell them anything about me man honestly you dont know my da, you dont understand how much im freaking it" then i told him its april fools day and he said "your a fucking dick you dont know how much i shit them you fucking dick, i was trying to convince myself that you were joking you fucking cunt, i will fall out with you for shit like that dont be at that shit man" Â Â but in all honesty it was prettay prettay shit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin 1 Posted March 31, 2011 Share Posted March 31, 2011 Fuck you scouser, it was good Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Idioteque 0 Posted March 31, 2011 Author Share Posted March 31, 2011 I might tell my sister in the morning who has been getting phone calls from the student loan people that someone phoned up called Mr. C. Lyon and she is to ring up immediately and give her the number for Chester zoo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41384 Posted March 31, 2011 Share Posted March 31, 2011 (edited) I might tell my sister in the morning who has been getting phone calls from the student loan people that someone phoned up called Mr. C. Lyon and she is to ring up immediately and give her the number for Chester zoo The possibilities there man! Mr. G. Raff Guy Riller Miss L. E. Fant. Mr.Paul Abare Mr.Don Quay Señor R. Madillo Ms.Leigh Murr Edited March 31, 2011 by Monkeys Fist Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoveTheBobby 1 Posted March 31, 2011 Share Posted March 31, 2011 B. Hyve  Anne Sneste Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7065 Posted March 31, 2011 Share Posted March 31, 2011 I might tell my sister in the morning who has been getting phone calls from the student loan people that someone phoned up called Mr. C. Lyon and she is to ring up immediately and give her the number for Chester zoo The possibilities there man! Mr. G. Raff Guy Riller Miss L. E. Fant. Mr.Paul Abare Mr.Don Quay Señor R. Madillo Ms.Leigh Murr  That won't raise any suspicions at all, go with that one.  Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41384 Posted March 31, 2011 Share Posted March 31, 2011 Anne Teeter  Annie Mal  Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41384 Posted March 31, 2011 Share Posted March 31, 2011 I might tell my sister in the morning who has been getting phone calls from the student loan people that someone phoned up called Mr. C. Lyon and she is to ring up immediately and give her the number for Chester zoo The possibilities there man! Mr. G. Raff Guy Riller Miss L. E. Fant. Mr.Paul Abare Mr.Don Quay Señor R. Madillo Ms.Leigh Murr  That won't raise any suspicions at all, go with that one.  Don't do it Idioteque, he's lion.        *coat* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10472 Posted April 1, 2011 Share Posted April 1, 2011 Anne Teeter Annie Mal   Ellie Fantseel? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10472 Posted April 1, 2011 Share Posted April 1, 2011 I might tell my sister in the morning who has been getting phone calls from the student loan people that someone phoned up called Mr. C. Lyon and she is to ring up immediately and give her the number for Chester zoo The possibilities there man! Mr. G. Raff Guy Riller Miss L. E. Fant. Mr.Paul Abare Mr.Don Quay Señor R. Madillo Ms.Leigh Murr  That won't raise any suspicions at all, go with that one.  Don't do it Idioteque, he's lion.        *coat* Bet you copied that, cheetah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McFaul 35 Posted April 1, 2011 Share Posted April 1, 2011 wheres the piss ups thread? fish dont ignore me son wheres the fuckin piss ups thread? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41384 Posted April 1, 2011 Share Posted April 1, 2011 I might tell my sister in the morning who has been getting phone calls from the student loan people that someone phoned up called Mr. C. Lyon and she is to ring up immediately and give her the number for Chester zoo The possibilities there man! Mr. G. Raff Guy Riller Miss L. E. Fant. Mr.Paul Abare Mr.Don Quay Señor R. Madillo Ms.Leigh Murr  That won't raise any suspicions at all, go with that one.  Don't do it Idioteque, he's lion.        *coat* Bet you copied that, cheetah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10472 Posted April 1, 2011 Share Posted April 1, 2011 wheres the piss ups thread? fish dont ignore me son wheres the fuckin piss ups thread? Â It's between the Gold Section and the Classifieds, if you can't see it on forum I'm not sure if you've got access. I think it was a foul up a while back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41384 Posted April 1, 2011 Share Posted April 1, 2011 Anne Teeter Annie Mal   Ellie Fantseel? Anne Otta   I really should go to bed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ruler of Planet Houston 1 Posted April 1, 2011 Share Posted April 1, 2011 i just got my friend with a cracker. we were talking about stuff on fb chat about stuff you cannot know about, yeah that stuff. anyway i text him saying "my ma seen the fb chat, shes asking for your name, im saying i dont know where you live but shes coming round to your house" and he text me back saying "man pretend were joking and please dont tell them anything about me man honestly you dont know my da, you dont understand how much im freaking it" then i told him its april fools day and he said "your a fucking dick you dont know how much i shit them you fucking dick, i was trying to convince myself that you were joking you fucking cunt, i will fall out with you for shit like that dont be at that shit man" Â Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15179 Posted April 1, 2011 Share Posted April 1, 2011 (edited) YouTube's one is canny, a "1911" button at the bottom-right of the video window. Click it and clips like this or are transformed into something entirely more entertaining. Edited April 1, 2011 by Meenzer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bibble 0 Posted April 1, 2011 Share Posted April 1, 2011 Decent one on Radio 4 Today  The involvement of Robert Fripp - a man known to take himself very seriously - had me sold for the first part of this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McFaul 35 Posted April 1, 2011 Share Posted April 1, 2011 Best April fool I've heard today is that Scotch rag the Daily Record, claiming that the Proclaimers weren't related and one had plastic surgery to look like the other. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted April 1, 2011 Share Posted April 1, 2011 This should be in the pet hates thread but it annoys me irrationally when the newspapers or morning news programmes run a piece trying to catch people out. This mornings offering included "The Rooneys bringing out their own brand of fruit and veg" including Brocoleen, Coleenflower and Oroonges. Tedious as fuck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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