Jan 0 Posted March 30, 2011 Share Posted March 30, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JawD 99 Posted March 30, 2011 Share Posted March 30, 2011 Someone elses name! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JawD 99 Posted March 30, 2011 Share Posted March 30, 2011 I'll get better! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JawD 99 Posted March 30, 2011 Share Posted March 30, 2011 hopefully not 1972 - 2012 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
@yourservice 67 Posted March 30, 2011 Share Posted March 30, 2011 "Shouldn't I be in a jar above the fireplace?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McFaul 35 Posted March 30, 2011 Share Posted March 30, 2011 "Shouldn't I be in a jar above the fireplace?" Aye I was ganna say am gettin cremated. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted March 30, 2011 Share Posted March 30, 2011 "What the hell are you doing here? Looking at a block of granite, some soil and some flowers? I'm deed man, get yasel to the pub or something" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15731 Posted March 30, 2011 Share Posted March 30, 2011 What Jan said. An animated gravestone would be cool! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4840 Posted March 30, 2011 Share Posted March 30, 2011 Here lies the body of Christmas Tree Who lived to he age of 103 He saw Keegans third coming And the trophy room extention And Shanes hat trick at Wembley is deserving a mention. He died in Barcelona after watching the Toon Win the champions league coming back from 3 doon Three Swedish backpackers helped him celebrate the win And he passed in his toon shirt with a geet filthy grin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 43089 Posted March 30, 2011 Share Posted March 30, 2011 Spike Milligan's is class- " I Told You I Was Ill " It is written in Irish gaelic as the diocese wouldn't have it in english- cernts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 43089 Posted March 30, 2011 Share Posted March 30, 2011 Here lies the body of Christmas TreeWho lived to he age of 103 He saw Keegans third coming And the trophy room extention And Shanes hat trick at Wembley is deserving a mention. He died in Barcelona after watching the Toon Win the champions league coming back from 3 doon Three Swedish backpackers helped him celebrate the win And he passed in his toon shirt with a geet filthy grin. "It was the Cheeseburgers wot got him" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33877 Posted March 30, 2011 Share Posted March 30, 2011 Here lies the body of Christmas TreeWho lived to he age of 103 He saw Keegans third coming And the trophy room extention And Shanes hat trick at Wembley is deserving a mention. He died in Barcelona after watching the Toon Win the champions league coming back from 3 doon Three Swedish backpackers helped him celebrate the win And he passed in his toon shirt with a geet filthy grin. Not bad, CT. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JawD 99 Posted March 30, 2011 Share Posted March 30, 2011 I also like what Billy Connolly suggested - "You're standing on my bollocks!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ruler of Planet Houston 1 Posted March 30, 2011 Share Posted March 30, 2011 Dig Here! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Kenneth Noisewater 0 Posted March 30, 2011 Share Posted March 30, 2011 What are ye lookin at like? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJS 4411 Posted March 30, 2011 Share Posted March 30, 2011 One my mate suggested for himself was "None the fucking wiser". I always fancied my sort of life mission statement but people might think it referred to the manner of my death - "It seemed like a good idea at the time". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 17665 Posted March 30, 2011 Share Posted March 30, 2011 My old man wants "HE SUFFERED FOOLS BADLY" on his and if the old dear goes first it shall be done mines would be another Spike-ism: "UNDER THIS SOD LIES ANOTHER ONE" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob W 0 Posted March 31, 2011 Share Posted March 31, 2011 LOOKED LIKE A GOOD IDEA AT THE TIME Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 46064 Posted March 31, 2011 Share Posted March 31, 2011 Probably something understated like The Man, The Myth, The Legend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 46064 Posted March 31, 2011 Share Posted March 31, 2011 Men wanted to be him. Women wanted to be with him. And now he's dead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted March 31, 2011 Share Posted March 31, 2011 Probably something understated like The Man, The Myth, The Legend. The Testicle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 46064 Posted March 31, 2011 Share Posted March 31, 2011 Probably something understated like The Man, The Myth, The Legend. The Testicle. don't be so down on yourself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 43089 Posted March 31, 2011 Share Posted March 31, 2011 Fist Missed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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