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She's female. No reason necessary. :icon_lol::icon_lol:

 

 

 

"Bloody Hell, not football again!"

 

The fact most of my home viewing is on the pc is irrelevant.

 

We rely on football to fill the gaps when there's nowt else on :lol:

 

Although my TV viewing at the moment is still 98% Toy Story 1,2 & 3...

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Everyone in my jiu jitsu club (fuck off) was born in their nineties. Even my little brother was born in '89.

 

Cunts.

I'm sure there's a medical term for that, if only there was a doctor around to confirm it :lol:

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She's female. No reason necessary. :icon_lol::icon_lol:

 

 

 

"Bloody Hell, not football again!"

 

The fact most of my home viewing is on the pc is irrelevant.

 

We rely on football to fill the gaps when there's nowt else on :lol:

 

Although my TV viewing at the moment is still 98% Toy Story 1,2 & 3...

Me too, with 1% of the remainder being Pingu.

 

 

 

Not comlaining tbh.

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Everyone in my jiu jitsu club (fuck off) was born in their nineties. Even my little brother was born in '89.

 

Cunts.

I'm sure there's a medical term for that, if only there was a doctor around to confirm it :lol:

 

Obsessed.

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You do jiu jitsu? Never knew.

 

:icon_lol: Reminds us of the golden "did y knaa that bloke from Mork and Mindy's dead. . whey y knaanoo. . " . . :lol:

 

(before your time Kev and wasn't the best back then either ! )

 

 

When you actually remember Mork and Mindy 1st time round (I do)

 

When you cant do more than 10 sit ups without going "UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGHHHH!" (tried it today)

 

When you look at young girls in short skirts/high heels and think 'Well thats not a very practical outfit'

 

When you describe yourself as 'wise'

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

FUCK, I hate getting older/more wiser!

 

:icon_lol:

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You've had an utterly shit day and the only thing that genuinely lifts your spirits is learning that your electricity payments are going down (by around 55%).

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