Dr Kenneth Noisewater 0 Posted April 1, 2011 Share Posted April 1, 2011 'Pet' up here, 'Love' in Yorkshire, 'Chuck' in Lancashire, 'Duck' in the east midlands... any more? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gejon 2 Posted April 1, 2011 Share Posted April 1, 2011 'Pet' up here, 'Love' in Yorkshire, 'Chuck' in Lancashire, 'Duck' in the east midlands... any more? Bitch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41384 Posted April 1, 2011 Share Posted April 1, 2011 'Pet' up here, 'Love' in Yorkshire, 'Chuck' in Lancashire, 'Duck' in the east midlands... any more? Bitch. Ruddy faced farmer types in Bristol- " Moi Loverrrr!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10472 Posted April 1, 2011 Share Posted April 1, 2011 Has anyone ever called a lass "mate" or "pal" before? I done it but she was a bus driver so that's alright. I asked a girlfriend to put the kettle on and was just about to call her "mam" and caught myself at m.. the first thing I could think of to say was mate. We had a massive row about it because it played upon her belief she was more into me than I her. Broke up about a month later; a month of bitchy comments and cold shoulders by the by. all because I didn't want to call her "mam" never got the cuppa either Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 42802 Posted April 1, 2011 Share Posted April 1, 2011 Has anyone ever called a lass "mate" or "pal" before? I done it but she was a bus driver so that's alright. I asked a girlfriend to put the kettle on and was just about to call her "mam" and caught myself at m.. the first thing I could think of to say was mate. We had a massive row about it because it played upon her belief she was more into me than I her. Broke up about a month later; a month of bitchy comments and cold shoulders by the by. all because I didn't want to call her "mam" never got the cuppa either You should have gone with "mongfeatures". As in "Put the kettle on, mmmmongfeatures" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10472 Posted April 1, 2011 Share Posted April 1, 2011 Has anyone ever called a lass "mate" or "pal" before? I done it but she was a bus driver so that's alright. I asked a girlfriend to put the kettle on and was just about to call her "mam" and caught myself at m.. the first thing I could think of to say was mate. We had a massive row about it because it played upon her belief she was more into me than I her. Broke up about a month later; a month of bitchy comments and cold shoulders by the by. all because I didn't want to call her "mam" never got the cuppa either You should have gone with "mongfeatures". As in "Put the kettle on, mmmmongfeatures" You've often gone with mongfeatures? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 42802 Posted April 1, 2011 Share Posted April 1, 2011 Don't tell me, this one was a supermodel and manc-mag can back you up? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10472 Posted April 1, 2011 Share Posted April 1, 2011 Don't tell me, this one was a supermodel and manc-mag can back you up? not this one. Just a dippy moo from Wolverhampton. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted April 1, 2011 Share Posted April 1, 2011 When some cocky little shit who looks about 12 calls you "love" you missed the chance of a toyboy there I already have one thanks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10472 Posted April 1, 2011 Share Posted April 1, 2011 When some cocky little shit who looks about 12 calls you "love" you missed the chance of a toyboy there I already have one thanks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walliver 0 Posted April 2, 2011 Share Posted April 2, 2011 'Pet' up here, 'Love' in Yorkshire, 'Chuck' in Lancashire, 'Duck' in the east midlands... any more? 'Hen' in certain parts of Scotland. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted April 2, 2011 Share Posted April 2, 2011 When you can't be arsed to pick a side in a puerile Internet argument When you make an involuntary noise when you stand up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden McGroin 6298 Posted April 2, 2011 Share Posted April 2, 2011 When Osborne road pubs close at 11pm and your happy youve had enough. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted April 2, 2011 Share Posted April 2, 2011 When famous names are getting ever increasingly difficult to remember. I seem to really struggle at times to remember sports/film/tv/music/famous folk names. On the odd occasion I may struggle with a relation also. Hmmmmmmm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 6851 Posted April 4, 2011 Share Posted April 4, 2011 When it takes you 3 days to get over lugging a pinball machine up the stairs! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billy Castell 0 Posted April 4, 2011 Share Posted April 4, 2011 1. When younger members at work think that Rooney is better than Shearer ever was, and give you alook when you say he was the best forward in the Premier League era. 2. When you mention Black Sabbath, Faith No More, Nirvana and/or The Who and they have absolutely no idea who they are. And that rap music started at Eminem's first album. 3. You remember the original song that some nobhead has turned into a shitty dance/rap track. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted April 5, 2011 Share Posted April 5, 2011 When you look out of the window in the morning and think "Ooo, it's a good day to put the washing out on the line" [/me this morning] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41384 Posted April 5, 2011 Share Posted April 5, 2011 When, flicking through the channels, you land on "Lambing Live" on BBC2 and don't immediately flick over again Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJS 4267 Posted April 5, 2011 Share Posted April 5, 2011 When, flicking through the channels, you land on "Lambing Live" on BBC2 and don't immediately flick over again Chance to perve over Kate Humble surely? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted April 5, 2011 Share Posted April 5, 2011 When, flicking through the channels, you land on "Lambing Live" on BBC2 and don't immediately flick over again Now that is bad At least I'm watching the Spurs match like a proper bloke.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jill 0 Posted April 5, 2011 Share Posted April 5, 2011 When, flicking through the channels, you land on "Lambing Live" on BBC2 and don't immediately flick over again I did that yesterday, paused for a moment then thought.. "nah, I can't". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41384 Posted April 5, 2011 Share Posted April 5, 2011 When, flicking through the channels, you land on "Lambing Live" on BBC2 and don't immediately flick over again Chance to perve over Kate Humble surely? What I was hoping for - some Ging farmer getting sweaty about his lambs instead. So I had a nice cup of cocoa and remembered when this was all fields, you know. They never come to see me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41384 Posted April 5, 2011 Share Posted April 5, 2011 When, flicking through the channels, you land on "Lambing Live" on BBC2 and don't immediately flick over again Now that is bad At least I'm watching the Spurs match like a proper bloke.. Mrs. Fist had a hissy , so no match tonight. And if you're a proper bloke, show us yer moobs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted April 5, 2011 Share Posted April 5, 2011 When, flicking through the channels, you land on "Lambing Live" on BBC2 and don't immediately flick over again Now that is bad At least I'm watching the Spurs match like a proper bloke.. Mrs. Fist had a hissy , so no match tonight. And if you're a proper bloke, show us yer moobs. Look at you being all cocky when you've been frankly PWNED!! by your lass Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41384 Posted April 5, 2011 Share Posted April 5, 2011 Granted. Moobs out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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