McFaul 35 Posted March 30, 2011 Author Share Posted March 30, 2011 You would rather go for a meal and to the cinema rather than stand in Blu Bambu til 3am Alex James hit the nail on the head when he said you celebrate your 20th with alcohol, your 30th with drugs and your 40th with food. Spot on that like. Also pretty sad affair that I can relate to most of the comments here. Apart from the LM one I think everyone over the age of say 27 unless you're a lass, can relate to my Horizon comment. Funny how lasses just are (mostly) not into that kinda stuff? Wor lass pretty much never watches any of that stuff I like. Though she is into the crime and investigation stuff that I'm not that fussed on. Aye regardless what age I get to, I'll never be old enough to watch Wycliffe Investigates, Ruth Rendall Sorts It oot, or Wexford PI or whatever, load of pish, same with that programme with Del Boy and Neville in years ago. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Kenneth Noisewater 0 Posted March 30, 2011 Share Posted March 30, 2011 Does anyone else get the occasional eyebrow hair that seems to sprout from nowhere overnight and be sticking out quarter of an inch over all the others in the morning? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JawD 99 Posted March 30, 2011 Share Posted March 30, 2011 Aye regardless what age I get to, I'll never be old enough to watch Wycliffe Investigates, Ruth Rendall Sorts It oot, or Wexford PI or whatever, load of pish, same with that programme with Del Boy and Neville in years ago. Ah wor lass is more into Aircrash investigation or murderer biographies. Sure she is just getting ideas Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jill 0 Posted March 30, 2011 Share Posted March 30, 2011 Ah wor lass is more into Aircrash investigation or murderer biographies. Sure she is just getting ideas Air Crash Investigation & anything murderer related on the Crime channel are what I like to watch as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10472 Posted March 30, 2011 Share Posted March 30, 2011 Been thinking about this a lot lately. I guess Is till feel pretty young, but if you break down what I actually enjoy these days it's what a 19yr old me would have associated with an "old" person. I rarely drink lager, I usually drink an ale or straight spirits. I don't stay out until 6am in a deafening club; I much prefer a few beers with mates in a pub/bar I won't touch a novelty cocktail I've always had a fairly broad taste in music, but I find it harder and harder to enjoy chart music and I find most of it a rip-off of "old" artists from the 80s or just shite I really enjoy documentaries I'm fairly responsible with money and time... When I write it down, it depresses me a bit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ajax_andy 0 Posted March 30, 2011 Share Posted March 30, 2011 You would rather go for a meal and to the cinema rather than stand in Blu Bambu til 3am Alex James hit the nail on the head when he said you celebrate your 20th with alcohol, your 30th with drugs and your 40th with food. I did my 20th with drugs, my 30th with alcohol and will probably do 40th with food... so almost the same Yep i'm only 30 but the thought of going to Blu Bamboo really wouldn't appeal to me these days. In fact going clubbing in general just isn't appealing anymore, would much rather have the lads over for a poker night with whisky and cigars if I was going to get wasted. And even then i'd be regretting it for days after Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ajax_andy 0 Posted March 30, 2011 Share Posted March 30, 2011 Been thinking about this a lot lately. I guess Is till feel pretty young, but if you break down what I actually enjoy these days it's what a 19yr old me would have associated with an "old" person. I rarely drink lager, I usually drink an ale or straight spirits. I don't stay out until 6am in a deafening club; I much prefer a few beers with mates in a pub/bar I won't touch a novelty cocktail I've always had a fairly broad taste in music, but I find it harder and harder to enjoy chart music and I find most of it a rip-off of "old" artists from the 80s or just shite I really enjoy documentaries I'm fairly responsible with money and time... When I write it down, it depresses me a bit No idea how old you are, but i'm gonna take 35 as just a figure for the sake of it: Drink lots of lager Usually stay out till 6am clubbing with the young uns Drink lots of novelty cocktails Love chart music... especially N Dubs! Hate watching documentaries, or anything that broadens the mind... I love Holyoaks tho! Proper skint all the time, in loads of debt and always turn up late for everything Tbh I think my version would be a lot more depressing than your's if that was your life at 30+ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McFaul 35 Posted March 30, 2011 Author Share Posted March 30, 2011 When kids shout at you and address you as "How mista..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoveTheBobby 1 Posted March 30, 2011 Share Posted March 30, 2011 y cannot whack a nice cup of tea. to the extent you become choosy on brands (yorkshire tea gold, half a sugar. ta) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoveTheBobby 1 Posted March 30, 2011 Share Posted March 30, 2011 Does anyone else get the occasional eyebrow hair that seems to sprout from nowhere overnight and be sticking out quarter of an inch over all the others in the morning? YES! More annoying is the extra ear hair like! ? Ney good t anyone that. Backhair too. Ive got dark hair and been lucky to get past mid 30s without being a woolyback but getting the odd shoulder bumfluff coming through. No need. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJS 4267 Posted March 30, 2011 Share Posted March 30, 2011 When kids shout at you and address you as "How mista..." Not so much an age thing but anyone calling me "Sir" still completely freaks me out. My classic age thing is when you get up from a chair or other seat and let out that sort of groan/sigh/Ohh type sound as if its all just too much effort. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted March 30, 2011 Share Posted March 30, 2011 You can't shoot your bolt as far as you used to be able to unless you're especially vexed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McFaul 35 Posted March 30, 2011 Author Share Posted March 30, 2011 You can't shoot your bolt as far as you used to be able to unless you're especially vexed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 31759 Posted March 30, 2011 Share Posted March 30, 2011 You would rather go for a meal and to the cinema rather than stand in Blu Bambu til 3am Alex James hit the nail on the head when he said you celebrate your 20th with alcohol, your 30th with drugs and your 40th with food. Spot on that like. Also pretty sad affair that I can relate to most of the comments here. Apart from the LM one I think everyone over the age of say 27 unless you're a lass, can relate to my Horizon comment. Funny how lasses just are (mostly) not into that kinda stuff? Wor lass pretty much never watches any of that stuff I like. Though she is into the crime and investigation stuff that I'm not that fussed on. The odd time I get to watch the telly and I put something like Horizon on, all you get is 'Granda' comments from the missus yet she'll watch Eastenders and even Jeremy Kyle. She at least admits that the Kyle thing is a car crash type of viewing but Eastenders? Fucking hell, how anyone can sit down and enjoy this shit is one of the biggest mysteries of the universe to me, like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin 1 Posted March 30, 2011 Share Posted March 30, 2011 You need to start planning for your 18th birthday. You realise you have 3 weeks left of school ever. You need to think about uni. You need to send away for a provisional driving licence. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin S. Assilleekunt 1 Posted March 30, 2011 Share Posted March 30, 2011 ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION. There, I said it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin 1 Posted March 30, 2011 Share Posted March 30, 2011 When you start going to bars instead of hanging around the street. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21353 Posted March 30, 2011 Share Posted March 30, 2011 When the hair you're losing from your head starts growing out of your eyebrows and nostrils. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21353 Posted March 30, 2011 Share Posted March 30, 2011 When most new music sounds like noise. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21353 Posted March 30, 2011 Share Posted March 30, 2011 When you start noticing how disrespectful kids today are. Playing music on packed trains through a mobile phone ffs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin 1 Posted March 30, 2011 Share Posted March 30, 2011 When you get your first job. When you no longer need to borrow somebody elses ID. When you grow pubes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jill 0 Posted March 30, 2011 Share Posted March 30, 2011 When kids shout at you and address you as "How mista..." I was genuinely gutted the first time I was on the metro and a mam told her bairn to "stand up so the lady can sit down". THE LADY! I felt about 900 years old. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41384 Posted March 30, 2011 Share Posted March 30, 2011 ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION. There, I said it. Edson has the answer .… Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10472 Posted March 31, 2011 Share Posted March 31, 2011 Quite looking forward to when I can legally fuck someone half my age Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AgentAxeman 166 Posted March 31, 2011 Share Posted March 31, 2011 Quite looking forward to when I can legally fuck someone half my age I already can Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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