Kinnear - Appointed Director of Football

[Barney 0]

But Pardew insists he will be responsible for managing the team and Kinnear's duties will be focused on transfers, such as the ongoing pursuits of Lyon striker Bafetimbi Gomis and Queens Park Rangers' Loic Remy.

 

 

"I think initially people thought Joe was definitely babysitting for me here, for things not to go well and Joe to become manager," said Pardew in The Times.

 

"I think that's what people's first perception was. And I have to say it was a perception I was a bit concerned about, too.

 

"I needed to speak to Mike and Joe about that and say, 'I was given an eight-year contract here and I don't want any interference'.

 

"I will always manage one way and that is talking to my staff, talking to my players, talking to my peers, as well as people like the owner, to make sure we are on the right agenda.

 

"Joe now fits in there. But he can't interfere with me managing the team and I won't let him. I made it very clear to Joe."

 

Meanwhile, Pardew is hoping Ashley will soon progress with a blueprint to improve Newcastle's training facilities as they seek to follow the lead of Europe's elite clubs.

 

"We've got plans, which I hope Mike will give the go-ahead for, because we've fallen behind some of the top sides in term of facilities, especially water-based recovery," he said.

 

[Barney 0]

That's from SSN. Anyone know the craic is with water based recovery?

[Andrew 4857]

I think it's what spurs used to nurse king through between games, rather than him training with the rest of the squad

[StellarStripes 0]

Ice baths are proven to speed up recovery times.

 

We used to use wheely bins with shit loads of ice cubes and water.

 

Shouldn't cost too much.

[Barney 0]

The club have defo used the ice baths before. The swimming pool one would make sense-that method has been around a while(I remember a documentary about Michael Jordan using it).

[desmondTUTU 0]

In the same way that gallons of shitty water falling out of your arse is a only symptom of diahorrea ?

lol

[desmondTUTU 0]

What about the phone number?

Joe can pick up the phone, on any day.

[adios 717]

do the training facilities seriously not have a pool?

 

barbarians!

[Howmanheyman 33834]

This in the Express about what JFK thought Mick Harford would bring to NUFC.

 

"Ex-Toon striker Harford has earned himself a new contract at Millwall, where he will work alongside manager Steve Lomas after rejecting Kinnear’s offer. It seems that Harford’s job would have involved ferrying non-driver Kinnear around the country on scouting missions – something that didn’t really appeal!"

 

[Slayer 3]

Water Based Recovery - Golden Showers?

[Gemmill 46026]

Non-driver Kinnear. What a useless piece of shit.

[OTF 7485]

But alas he's talking champions league.

[desmondTUTU 0]

Non-driver Kinnear. What a useless piece of shit.

 

Did the DVLA take it off him since he got Alzheimers?

[JawD 99]

Champions league. Fucking hell. What a twat. There's so much wrong with those comments. Again.

 

 

[hostile_statue 0]

"And we have Sammy Ameobi, Shola's brother"

Oh, THAT Sammy Ameobi. Thanks for clearing that up, Joe.

[TOONLONDON 0]

But alas he's talking champions league.

Bloody journalists twisting it again...sure he meant championship

[scoobos 298]

 

Did the DVLA take it off him since he got Alzheimers?

Hahahahahahahaaaa, ah man I nearly wee'd a bit.

 

Seriously, wonder if you're nearer the mark than you think (heart problems / eyesight / what is it?)

[Monkeys Fist 43066]

Hahahahahahahaaaa, ah man I nearly wee'd a bit.

 

Seriously, wonder if you're nearer the mark than you think (heart problems / eyesight / what is it?)

I'd say the fucking raging alcoholism would have a lot to do with it.

[scoobos 298]

We'd have heard of it if he got banned on drink driving though, I can't remember any reports on that and I've hated him for a looooong time.

[PaddockLad 17645]

So his interviews on appointment as DoF didnt convince you that hes a raging pisshead Scoobos?....

[Monkeys Fist 43066]

I'm not suggesting he's been banned.

I'm suggesting he's such a fucking booze hound that he's never driven.

[scoobos 298]

Ah I see, point taken yes.

[aimaad22 4222]

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/1718341-the-30-most-ridiculous-quotes-of-the-summer-transfer-window-2013-so-far/page/31

 

Thats a fun read there Cheers Joe for doing us proud!

[adios 717]

fucking terrible article

 

they could have just made it about kinnear and it would improve tend-fold

[desmondTUTU 0]