Kinnear - Appointed Director of Football

[@yourservice 67]

Fuck, it's now Hatem Ben Athlete.

[spongebob toonpants 4134]

Ben afre', galtierez, shola amemiobe, this bloke is a comedy genius

[Happy Face 29]

He's must have alzheimers

[spongebob toonpants 4134]

Did he say Johan kebab?

[@yourservice 67]

We're talking out of our backsides.

[spongebob toonpants 4134]

That was genuinely the ramblings of a mad man

[@yourservice 67]

[StevenL 0]

Did he say he brought Tim Krul in?

[hostile_statue 0]

Did he say he brought Tim Krul in?

 

He did. He's a canny fabler.

[hostile_statue 0]

Newcastle Asylum FC

[Meenzer 15722]

George Caulkin ‏@CaulkinTheTimes

 

Dear NUFC fans. As a member of the "snidey press" I would like to apologise for brainwashing you into showing disrespect to Joe Kinnear. As you clearly don't have minds of your own, it was irresponsible of me to attempt to influence you in this way. Having now read Joe's best-selling book, The Bible, I understand that all this was "water off a duck's arse" and that his fundamental role in leading Arsenal to an unprecedented quintuple of trophies, including Rear of the Year 2078, was worthy of better. I would also like to extend my apology to David Llambazee, Dizzy Gillespie, Lethal Bizzie and NUFC players, Sherpa Ameoni, Yohan Kebab and Harry Ben Nevis.

[S-I-S-S-O-K-O 0]

He's mentally ill that bastard.

[Monkeys Fist 43075]

Ben Nevis

[JawD 99]

"All these players I signed on free transfers"

 

John Hartson £7.5M

 

Fuck me sideways man, the bloke is off the map.

[catmag 337]

Oh My Fucking God.

 

Other than that I'm lost for words.

[ToonMarshy 2]

Taken from twitter

 

 

 

seriously - i can't believe that interview happened - even the talksport lads are blowing all over twitter now praising the call in fans for their reactions.

Sound about as stunned as we are.

 

And STILL no word from the club. What the fuck is going on

[TheMoog 0]

In case anyone missed it: http://www.talksport.co.uk/radio/andy-goldsteins-sports-bar/130617/joe-kinnear-his-newcastle-return-alan-pardew-and-toon-media-199848

 

Listening to it now, the bloke's a certified loon!!!

[ohhh_yeah 2991]

Instant classic!

 

 

http://youtu.be/kuAVjLpU9cU

[TheMoog 0]

10,000 letters from Geordies praising him for the work he did up here and how we would have stayed up... mad as a box of frogs!!!

[TheMoog 0]

Munchausen syndrome, it's got to be - his story changes every other sentence!

[TheMoog 0]

Actually, he sounds half cut

[@yourservice 67]

[TheMoog 0]

Jesus, this is killing me, the bloke is in a whole different world of his own... is he retarded? Drunk? Senile? What the hell?

[hostile_statue 0]

It can't be for real.

[Monkeys Fist 43075]

The madness in full ....

 

http://m.talksport.co.uk/radio/andy-goldsteins-sports-bar/130617/joe-kinnear-his-newcastle-return-alan-pardew-and-toon-media-199848

 

Edit: oops, my own kinnear moment, seen the link above now