Besty 4 Posted March 16, 2011 Share Posted March 16, 2011 Yeah, 2004 he was fat as fuck, 2006 he was ripped to bits. Anyone who has spent any time in the gym will tell you how hard it is to pack on lean muscle. Cutting weight is one thing, bulking up that fast is quite another I thought the 'to' images were more recent than 2006? More 2010 tbf. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoveTheBobby 1 Posted March 16, 2011 Share Posted March 16, 2011 http://www.cracked.com/article_15623_celeb...e-steroids.html Interesting read, equally as frightening too. Madona's hands! ? I've seen stuff like that in the freezers in Chinese supermarkets! Handjob from hell. Phwoar wot. (s)he'd have it clean owff "C'mon. . vogue. ." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 7049 Posted March 16, 2011 Author Share Posted March 16, 2011 Yeah, 2004 he was fat as fuck, 2006 he was ripped to bits. Anyone who has spent any time in the gym will tell you how hard it is to pack on lean muscle. Cutting weight is one thing, bulking up that fast is quite another I thought the 'to' images were more recent than 2006? More 2010 tbf. The pic in the blue top was taken at the 2007 MTV awards Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 17, 2011 Share Posted March 17, 2011 Are you saying that anybody who gets in shape must be on roids? [/j69] No, but there's getting in shape and then there's packing on 5 stone of muscle in a very short space of time at 46 years of age. I imagine he's had a lot of time on his hands to be able to get pretty dedicated Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30713 Posted March 17, 2011 Share Posted March 17, 2011 http://www.cracked.com/article_15623_celeb...e-steroids.html Interesting read, equally as frightening too. Madona's hands! ? I've seen stuff like that in the freezers in Chinese supermarkets! Handjob from hell. Ribbed for your pleasure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 45131 Posted March 17, 2011 Share Posted March 17, 2011 Are you saying that anybody who gets in shape must be on roids? [/j69] No, but there's getting in shape and then there's packing on 5 stone of muscle in a very short space of time at 46 years of age. I imagine he's had a lot of time on his hands to be able to get pretty dedicated Seriously though, he looks like he's been inflated. What's more likely? That he's changed his entire lifestyle, diet, and all the rest of it to become an almost full-time bodybuilder? Or that he's taken shortcuts? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 17, 2011 Share Posted March 17, 2011 Are you saying that anybody who gets in shape must be on roids? [/j69] No, but there's getting in shape and then there's packing on 5 stone of muscle in a very short space of time at 46 years of age. I imagine he's had a lot of time on his hands to be able to get pretty dedicated Seriously though, he looks like he's been inflated. What's more likely? That he's changed his entire lifestyle, diet, and all the rest of it to become an almost full-time bodybuilder? Or that he's taken shortcuts? Don't see why he'd need to take shortcuts, he's rich and hasn't been doing anything for ages, he'd have had plenty of time to be dedicated in the gym. I'm not saying he hasn't cheated, just taking the moral highground with gay69 for the accusation Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 17, 2011 Share Posted March 17, 2011 My mate was a fat kid and is now muscular. a moment of self realisation is all it takes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted March 17, 2011 Share Posted March 17, 2011 Sometimes it's like a nightmare just being Andre. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted March 17, 2011 Share Posted March 17, 2011 J69 oozing bitterness and jealousy by the looks of it. I'd imagine with a personal trainer and doing five hours a day in the gym with supplements drinks all the time you could get like that within two years, easy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrBass 2660 Posted March 17, 2011 Share Posted March 17, 2011 Yeah, 2004 he was fat as fuck, 2006 he was ripped to bits. Anyone who has spent any time in the gym will tell you how hard it is to pack on lean muscle. Cutting weight is one thing, bulking up that fast is quite another Totally disagree. I managed to bulk up quite a bit in 16 weeks with a combination of good diet, weight lifting 4 times a week and the MetaCel supplement. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 45131 Posted March 17, 2011 Share Posted March 17, 2011 Not even into drugs either, is he? He's nailed on to have done it through clean living. Fuck me. "I'm off the chronic, lads. Got meself a personal trainer, and I'm gonna do 5 hour shifts in the gym, aiiiight. Fo shizzle my muscles." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 17, 2011 Share Posted March 17, 2011 I smoked weed for a few years, only recently stopped a few months back and now I'm in the gym trying to bulk without using or even being tempted by roids. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted March 17, 2011 Share Posted March 17, 2011 (edited) Not even into drugs either, is he? He's nailed on to have done it through clean living. Fuck me. "I'm off the chronic, lads. Got meself a personal trainer, and I'm gonna do 5 hour shifts in the gym, aiiiight. Fo shizzle my muscles." Rumour has it he has a bucket, then trains when he's absolutely mashed, then the munchies kick in and he eats like a horse. Repeat this seven days a week 3 times a day and BINGO! as quick as you can say 'gin and juice' you're a big bad mofo He's my hero tbh so think before dissing him. Edited March 17, 2011 by Jusoda Kid Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 7049 Posted March 17, 2011 Author Share Posted March 17, 2011 My bitterness towards Dr Dre knows no bounds tbh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adios 717 Posted March 17, 2011 Share Posted March 17, 2011 They reckon the celebs are all injecting themselves with human growth hormone these days. Gets shot of fat and builds muscle without even having to lift weights. If you do weights too, you'll end up canny big. He's probably on that. 50 Cent and Mary J Blige are another couple of music types that are meant to be on it. this. I have a couple of friends who swear by it, and one of them is very cautious, been a body builder for years but would never touch steroids. serious downside is, once you start taking it in serious doses, you can't stop, as it largely replaces your natural production. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 17, 2011 Share Posted March 17, 2011 Start photoshopping all those selfshots to make yourself look more like him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 7049 Posted March 17, 2011 Author Share Posted March 17, 2011 I'm going to send you and Wacky a picture of me to keep, might ease your obsessions. If I said something was black you would both say it was white Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted March 17, 2011 Share Posted March 17, 2011 I'm going to send you and Wacky a picture of me to keep, might ease your obsessions. If I said something was black you would both say it was white Make mine a picture of your massive cock. And stop pm'ing me you wanker, I struggle to read your crap on here never mind having it forced on me via pm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 7049 Posted March 17, 2011 Author Share Posted March 17, 2011 Wondered how long it would take you to mention that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monroe Transfer 0 Posted March 17, 2011 Share Posted March 17, 2011 Guess he won't be rocking this look any time soon again then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted March 17, 2011 Share Posted March 17, 2011 J69 oozing bitterness and jealousy by the looks of it. I'd imagine with a personal trainer and doing five hours a day in the gym with supplements drinks all the time you could get like that within 17 years, easy. fripped your post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deano 0 Posted March 20, 2011 Share Posted March 20, 2011 Anyone use any suppliments? What? And what effects? I use thermobol and cyclone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gejon 2 Posted March 20, 2011 Share Posted March 20, 2011 Anyone use any suppliments? What? And what effects? I use thermobol and cyclone. Viagra, erection. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted March 20, 2011 Share Posted March 20, 2011 Rohypnol - guaranteed shag Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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