Dr Gloom 21353 Posted March 11, 2011 Share Posted March 11, 2011 As of 5am this morning I'm a proud parent to a baby boy, Jonah James, weighing in at an impressive 9 lbs. Labour went well. Mrs G was Herculean in her efforts - and I did some top notch spectating. Only thing that strikes me now as I sit next to snoozing mrs and baby is what the fuck do I do now? Shame they don't come with instruction manuels. And is it too soon to declare him as a toon fan? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbo 172 Posted March 11, 2011 Share Posted March 11, 2011 Fantastic news ! start culturing that left foot ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 42799 Posted March 11, 2011 Share Posted March 11, 2011 Congratulations! Great news. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jan 0 Posted March 11, 2011 Share Posted March 11, 2011 Congratulations matie. Its never to early to sign him up for baby magpies. Let his life of torture while watching all things Toon commence. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted March 11, 2011 Share Posted March 11, 2011 Great news, mate. Glad to hear everything went well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted March 11, 2011 Share Posted March 11, 2011 Hurray! Many congrats Don't worry about the instruction manual - you just make it up as you go along It was a mega babyfest at work last night, there can't be any pregnant women left in Gateshead! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21353 Posted March 11, 2011 Author Share Posted March 11, 2011 Thanks guys. Just out of interest, did any of the parents here feel like knew WTF they were doing with your first bambino. The magnitude of what's happened hit me like a bomb when he made eye contact with me for the first time. I have literally no idea what I have to teach this person I helped bring in to the world. I suppose it's mainly a case of making it all up as you go along. Defintely the most overwhelming experience of my life. Can't imagine even a toon treble winning season matching it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 11, 2011 Share Posted March 11, 2011 heatonlass95 has had the baby? Congrats to you both Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted March 11, 2011 Share Posted March 11, 2011 heatonlass95 has had the baby? Congrats to you both Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10463 Posted March 11, 2011 Share Posted March 11, 2011 Hurray! Many congrats Don't worry about the instruction manual - you just make it up as you go along It was a mega babyfest at work last night, there can't be any pregnant women left in Gateshead! Never fear, I'm on my way Congrats The Glooms; never too young to announce his doom. Although a "JJ" at Newcastle ... don't get him a fish! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 11, 2011 Share Posted March 11, 2011 Love the name, sure you'll have a whale of a time raising him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 42799 Posted March 11, 2011 Share Posted March 11, 2011 Thanks guys. Just out of interest, did any of the parents here feel like knew WTF they were doing with your first bambino. The magnitude of what's happened hit me like a bomb when he made eye contact with me for the first time. I have literally no idea what I have to teach this person I helped bring in to the world. I suppose it's mainly a case of making it all up as you go along. Defintely the most overwhelming experience of my life. Can't imagine even a toon treble winning season matching it. I felt the same when we got the kittens. You just learn as you go along. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 11, 2011 Share Posted March 11, 2011 Thanks guys. Just out of interest, did any of the parents here feel like knew WTF they were doing with your first bambino. The magnitude of what's happened hit me like a bomb when he made eye contact with me for the first time. I have literally no idea what I have to teach this person I helped bring in to the world. I suppose it's mainly a case of making it all up as you go along. Defintely the most overwhelming experience of my life. Can't imagine even a toon treble winning season matching it. I felt the same when we got the kittens. You just learn as you go along. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 42799 Posted March 11, 2011 Share Posted March 11, 2011 Hurray! Many congrats Don't worry about the instruction manual - you just make it up as you go along It was a mega babyfest at work last night, there can't be any pregnant women left in Gateshead! Never fear, I'm on my way Congrats The Glooms; never too young to announce his doom. Although a "JJ" at Newcastle ... don't get him a fish! Or a mobile phone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 42799 Posted March 11, 2011 Share Posted March 11, 2011 We got two kittens btw, so a bit more to think about there. You'll be fine with the one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4461 Posted March 11, 2011 Share Posted March 11, 2011 Bet you've got him a little "mini me" exercise outfit and matching sweatbands raring to go. Contests Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJS 4267 Posted March 11, 2011 Share Posted March 11, 2011 Only thing that strikes me now as I sit next to snoozing mrs and baby is what the fuck do I do now? Shame they don't come with instruction manuels. And is it too soon to declare him as a toon fan? Teach the fucker to spell better than you for a start. Many congrats - all the best. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41380 Posted March 11, 2011 Share Posted March 11, 2011 Nice one Gloom. Advice- ignore all advice. You're right, just make it up as you go. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted March 11, 2011 Share Posted March 11, 2011 Nice one Gloom. Advice- ignore all advice. You're right, just make it up as you go. That was my advice On the bairns first birthday I remember thinking "Bloody hell, I've had him a whole year and I haven't broken him yet!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4461 Posted March 11, 2011 Share Posted March 11, 2011 Bet you've got him a little "mini me" exercise outfit and matching sweatbands raring to go. Contests Flipping Iphones.....That was meant to say Congrats. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeazesMag 0 Posted March 11, 2011 Share Posted March 11, 2011 congratulations Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anorthernsoul 1221 Posted March 11, 2011 Share Posted March 11, 2011 Great news mate congratulations Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barney 0 Posted March 11, 2011 Share Posted March 11, 2011 Congrats Gloomy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spongebob toonpants 3878 Posted March 11, 2011 Share Posted March 11, 2011 Congratulations DrG. Same birthday as my daughter who is 21 today, and I still have no idea what I'm doing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted March 11, 2011 Share Posted March 11, 2011 Fantastic news! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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