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Mike Ashley sees fortune grow


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The Chronicle at its best :D

Hopeless innit. When they muster a full page story based around a clip on youtube too :D

Some nylon wearing alcoholic sittin bored out their tits in Thompson house counting down the minutes lookin at random shit on Youtube. Had a full page on 'perils of binge drinking' or similar based around some clip posted showin some drunken 2am shenanegans in Munchies once. The NU shirt burning keraazy shockjock in fuckin Idols was same . Those kids who burnt the Koran in the pub carpark at Gateshead too. All derived from Youtube clips into full page of printed fog.

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I wonder how much of that is actually cash though. Id imagine most of it is in assets.

 

Sell some FMA and spend some on NUFC!

 

Tbf I'm not sure Abramovich can go to Nationwide and print out a balance slip for £11,000,000,000

 

Most uber rich folks have a load of their cash tied up in something or other

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I'd rather the bastard was losing cash. At least there'd be more chance of him realistically dispensing with us.

 

Yes I know there's a degree of careful what you wish for and grass isn't necessarily greener but I have zero trust for him and even less for his casino owning clown.

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Anyway, as Llambias has already reminded us, Ashley's wealth only applies to player sales, whereas the club has to be self-sufficient regarding incoming transfers.

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See on Ashley's wiki, it says that he's a recluse and thought to live alone after he paid £50m divorce settlement to his missus, in 2003. So just who is that ginger boiler that goes to games with him?

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See on Ashley's wiki, it says that he's a recluse and thought to live alone after he paid £50m divorce settlement to his missus, in 2003. So just who is that ginger boiler that goes to games with him?

I thought she was with lamearse?

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See on Ashley's wiki, it says that he's a recluse and thought to live alone after he paid £50m divorce settlement to his missus, in 2003. So just who is that ginger boiler that goes to games with him?

I thought she was with lamearse?

 

I think its Ashely's daughter - Llambias' bird is the classic mutton dressed as lamb, home counties gold-digger type.

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See on Ashley's wiki, it says that he's a recluse and thought to live alone after he paid £50m divorce settlement to his missus, in 2003. So just who is that ginger boiler that goes to games with him?

I thought she was with lamearse?

 

I think its Ashely's daughter - Llambias' bird is the classic mutton dressed as lamb, home counties gold-digger type.

 

I always see her as a cross between Marlene from Only Fools and Horses and John Prescott's missus.

 

In both cases the bloke is as fucking dodgy as Dekka anyway so the cap fits.

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