Mr AshleysSkidMarks

[Guest LeazesLad]

GY

 

Av got fingers like john holmes cock my manipulation is pishh and when I make a misytake too much hassle toi go back.

Year zeros vietnam this like. Trying to get his thought process in posting this, toi get everyone to gang up against asm don't like that at all tbh

[LoveTheBobby 1]

Baseless claims that ASM is Chinese and Year Zero is American, reminds me of Vic and Bob's classic 'Falling Down'.

 

 

Ydafftwaa . Best clips round along with 'caravan salesman' and 'a team'

 

I think Zero is American like , an American version of Garth Crooks .

 

Aye, I think ASM might be right on that tbh. Though he did say nappy instead of 'diaper' so couldn't say for absolute certain.

 

Zero is definitely Mr Michael Douglas in that scene though, he's wound up to fuck in every post he makes. "He's been stuck in his car and it's a right hot day, so he's got a real nark on, I'm telling yer!"

 

ASM: "Get out of here you daft twat! You daft twat!"

 

 

Aye there's a definate intensity to Zero's stuff - all part of life's rich tapestry and all that.

 

NO'MAH'TOPIC ! ?

[TheMoog 0]

Didn't we have one of these before anyways and nothing came of it, find something better to do with your time.

[Guest]

Yu whan poww? Yu whan poww wi ashskimarr?

[LeazesMag 0]

Don't be too offended if i have misspelled your username. Since you're into spouting about the use of spelling as a means of scoring minor points. What a pathetic little waste of bandwidth you are sunshine.

 

Let's keep this sideshow rolling [let's say for a week...... holy shite, i've used a bracket], and with it add some closure to all this.

 

You may fancy your chances in the case of the following, going by your assessment of my postings. Therefore I propose a poll, in the same manner of the one that featured yourself and Spongebob, which resulted in yourself being effectively slaughtered and consequently failing to bugger off.

 

I'm more than prepared to stake my membership here, if it aids in facilitating the removal of a member who adds nothing more in value than tedious serial stalking [often with glib WUM posts unrelated to the topic at hand] when certain posters are online. As mentioned in the other post you're nothing more than professional wind-up artist, with a strong hint of forum stalker thrown into the mix - i envision a internet male equivalent of Glenn Close without the accompanying rabbit & stew pot. Due to your age may want to google check the origins of that particular reference, to Glenn Close that is.

 

The forum will be the winner on two counts. The forum will lose one of the following, a tedious little shitstain of a stalker who sucks oxygen out of threads like nappy skidmarks do to a infant's bedroom [yourself.... shite there's another bracket], and a poster whose general contribution nobody cares about - at least going by your acute estimation. Hence this should be an interesting & closely run race, and i fully expect you to accept the challenge & conditions.

 

In addition, as a means of stimulating maximum voter turnout, i propose that the both us of us donates 25 to 50 quid to the website once voting numbers hit a peak - a figure which can be agreed upon. The moderators can send the site's direct paypal link to both of us, via PM.

 

These are my conditions, feel free to add your own.

 

*Poll runs for a week.

 

*Votes are for 'ASM to bugger off', or for 'YZ to bugger off', obviously. The member who reaps in the most votes buggers off, permanently, in the form of an IP ban. If a member [let's say Stevie or Alex & others, as some are adept at sniffing out posting styles/characteristics etc.... another bracket, holy shite] detects a return, something that won't occur on my part as i stick my word, the appropriate action is taken. Unlike yourself i'm not a prolific poster here, an permanent IP ban is no skin off my nose. Your consent to this condition in particular will act as a binding agreement, which can be acted on by the Moderators here as they see fit, therefore on my part i give 'consent'.

 

*I'm willing to further raise the stakes. The Moderators etc have permission to pass the loser's IP address to all NUFC-related forum/websites, effectively wiping any means of posting on any related websites on a permanent basis. Doesn't effect me personally, as this is the only NUFC forum that i post on at the minute, but i'm willing to wager any further desire to post if it means bringing an end to polluting other boards. Once i again i give 'consent', as per the previous bullet point.

 

If you have any underlying guts [behind all those 'fuckins', and the general persona of a so-called forum toughguy] you'll duly rise to the challenge, and put it all on the line.

 

If not my opinion of you will be confirmed....... a gutless little wonder [ or WUM... shite, another bracket] who stalks & attempts to solicit an appropriate bite/response, all from behind the veiled safety of a PC at home, or elsewhere.

 

The ball is in your court sunshine.

 

Not really a fair bet then is it? You dont have much to lose.

 

Seriously though, this sort of macho warrior stuff, whoever suggests it is stupid. We all have the right to ignore people, not get involved or find another forum.

 

Personally I find everyone brings something to the forum (apart from the scouse prick). Some I dont really like but can still take amusement from some of their posts.

 

Sometimes it just takes time for posters to mature. Kevin is a perfect example of someone who has gone from an irritating twat into a canny little poster at times and keeps the place jogging along.

 

As too with ASM, I do get the feeling he is trying to bring a bit more to the table these days than just the Leazes stuff. And lets face it, there's plenty of other posters who get dragged into the Leazes circus.

 

This place needs more posters not less.

 

there is no need for anybody to bugger off, but my vote to stay will firmly be with Year Zero if it has to be done.

 

As for the comment in bold, I'll repeat what I've said many times, I post facts and truth about the football club, and realism. It isn't my fault if mentioning certain individuals clouds others' perception of the facts and the truth, it is up to those people to seperate their blind irrational hatred of individuals from the facts and the truth. There is no reason why they can't do this, there is no reason why personalities should come into anything.

 

The simple fact is, the previous owners of the football club are the only owners in half a century who have ran this football club anywhere near the way it should be run. Nobody should really disagree with this, because it is absolutely true, I really don't see why people disagree with it. If people do, then of course someone like me, YZ, brummiemag and others will correct them, because these are the facts.

 

It's actually a "circus" in my eyes when the thick fuckers do try to disagree, because they are simply fighting all logic and proof and can't win.

[LeazesMag 0]

find it slightly ironic and daft that people are accusing YZ of "childishness and racism" when he's said bugger all really.

 

Although I'm not the slightest bit surprised. On with the cardigans and flip flops again is it

Edited March 7, 2011 by LeazesMag

[Dr Gloom 21868]

Ffs man

[LeazesMag 0]

Ffs man

 

at least ASM won't reply to me anymore, as he says he's blocked me.

[Anorthernsoul 1221]

Some folk take cyber space a bit too serious

[Gejon 2]

Don't be too offended if i have misspelled your username. Since you're into spouting about the use of spelling as a means of scoring minor points. What a pathetic little waste of bandwidth you are sunshine.

 

Let's keep this sideshow rolling [let's say for a week...... holy shite, i've used a bracket], and with it add some closure to all this.

 

You may fancy your chances in the case of the following, going by your assessment of my postings. Therefore I propose a poll, in the same manner of the one that featured yourself and Spongebob, which resulted in yourself being effectively slaughtered and consequently failing to bugger off.

 

I'm more than prepared to stake my membership here, if it aids in facilitating the removal of a member who adds nothing more in value than tedious serial stalking [often with glib WUM posts unrelated to the topic at hand] when certain posters are online. As mentioned in the other post you're nothing more than professional wind-up artist, with a strong hint of forum stalker thrown into the mix - i envision a internet male equivalent of Glenn Close without the accompanying rabbit & stew pot. Due to your age may want to google check the origins of that particular reference, to Glenn Close that is.

 

The forum will be the winner on two counts. The forum will lose one of the following, a tedious little shitstain of a stalker who sucks oxygen out of threads like nappy skidmarks do to a infant's bedroom [yourself.... shite there's another bracket], and a poster whose general contribution nobody cares about - at least going by your acute estimation. Hence this should be an interesting & closely run race, and i fully expect you to accept the challenge & conditions.

 

In addition, as a means of stimulating maximum voter turnout, i propose that the both us of us donates 25 to 50 quid to the website once voting numbers hit a peak - a figure which can be agreed upon. The moderators can send the site's direct paypal link to both of us, via PM.

 

These are my conditions, feel free to add your own.

 

*Poll runs for a week.

 

*Votes are for 'ASM to bugger off', or for 'YZ to bugger off', obviously. The member who reaps in the most votes buggers off, permanently, in the form of an IP ban. If a member [let's say Stevie or Alex & others, as some are adept at sniffing out posting styles/characteristics etc.... another bracket, holy shite] detects a return, something that won't occur on my part as i stick my word, the appropriate action is taken. Unlike yourself i'm not a prolific poster here, an permanent IP ban is no skin off my nose. Your consent to this condition in particular will act as a binding agreement, which can be acted on by the Moderators here as they see fit, therefore on my part i give 'consent'.

 

*I'm willing to further raise the stakes. The Moderators etc have permission to pass the loser's IP address to all NUFC-related forum/websites, effectively wiping any means of posting on any related websites on a permanent basis. Doesn't effect me personally, as this is the only NUFC forum that i post on at the minute, but i'm willing to wager any further desire to post if it means bringing an end to polluting other boards. Once i again i give 'consent', as per the previous bullet point.

 

If you have any underlying guts [behind all those 'fuckins', and the general persona of a so-called forum toughguy] you'll duly rise to the challenge, and put it all on the line.

 

If not my opinion of you will be confirmed....... a gutless little wonder [ or WUM... shite, another bracket] who stalks & attempts to solicit an appropriate bite/response, all from behind the veiled safety of a PC at home, or elsewhere.

 

The ball is in your court sunshine.

 

Not really a fair bet then is it? You dont have much to lose.

 

Seriously though, this sort of macho warrior stuff, whoever suggests it is stupid. We all have the right to ignore people, not get involved or find another forum.

 

Personally I find everyone brings something to the forum (apart from the scouse prick). Some I dont really like but can still take amusement from some of their posts.

 

Sometimes it just takes time for posters to mature. Kevin is a perfect example of someone who has gone from an irritating twat into a canny little poster at times and keeps the place jogging along.

 

As too with ASM, I do get the feeling he is trying to bring a bit more to the table these days than just the Leazes stuff. And lets face it, there's plenty of other posters who get dragged into the Leazes circus.

 

This place needs more posters not less.

 

there is no need for anybody to bugger off, but my vote to stay will firmly be with Year Zero if it has to be done.

 

As for the comment in bold, I'll repeat what I've said many times, I post facts and truth about the football club, and realism. It isn't my fault if mentioning certain individuals clouds others' perception of the facts and the truth, it is up to those people to seperate their blind irrational hatred of individuals from the facts and the truth. There is no reason why they can't do this, there is no reason why personalities should come into anything.

 

The simple fact is, the previous owners of the football club are the only owners in half a century who have ran this football club anywhere near the way it should be run. Nobody should really disagree with this, because it is absolutely true, I really don't see why people disagree with it. If people do, then of course someone like me, YZ, brummiemag and others will correct them, because these are the facts.

 

It's actually a "circus" in my eyes when the thick fuckers do try to disagree, because they are simply fighting all logic and proof and can't win.

 

Brilliant.

[LeazesMag 0]

Don't be too offended if i have misspelled your username. Since you're into spouting about the use of spelling as a means of scoring minor points. What a pathetic little waste of bandwidth you are sunshine.

 

Let's keep this sideshow rolling [let's say for a week...... holy shite, i've used a bracket], and with it add some closure to all this.

 

You may fancy your chances in the case of the following, going by your assessment of my postings. Therefore I propose a poll, in the same manner of the one that featured yourself and Spongebob, which resulted in yourself being effectively slaughtered and consequently failing to bugger off.

 

I'm more than prepared to stake my membership here, if it aids in facilitating the removal of a member who adds nothing more in value than tedious serial stalking [often with glib WUM posts unrelated to the topic at hand] when certain posters are online. As mentioned in the other post you're nothing more than professional wind-up artist, with a strong hint of forum stalker thrown into the mix - i envision a internet male equivalent of Glenn Close without the accompanying rabbit & stew pot. Due to your age may want to google check the origins of that particular reference, to Glenn Close that is.

 

The forum will be the winner on two counts. The forum will lose one of the following, a tedious little shitstain of a stalker who sucks oxygen out of threads like nappy skidmarks do to a infant's bedroom [yourself.... shite there's another bracket], and a poster whose general contribution nobody cares about - at least going by your acute estimation. Hence this should be an interesting & closely run race, and i fully expect you to accept the challenge & conditions.

 

In addition, as a means of stimulating maximum voter turnout, i propose that the both us of us donates 25 to 50 quid to the website once voting numbers hit a peak - a figure which can be agreed upon. The moderators can send the site's direct paypal link to both of us, via PM.

 

These are my conditions, feel free to add your own.

 

*Poll runs for a week.

 

*Votes are for 'ASM to bugger off', or for 'YZ to bugger off', obviously. The member who reaps in the most votes buggers off, permanently, in the form of an IP ban. If a member [let's say Stevie or Alex & others, as some are adept at sniffing out posting styles/characteristics etc.... another bracket, holy shite] detects a return, something that won't occur on my part as i stick my word, the appropriate action is taken. Unlike yourself i'm not a prolific poster here, an permanent IP ban is no skin off my nose. Your consent to this condition in particular will act as a binding agreement, which can be acted on by the Moderators here as they see fit, therefore on my part i give 'consent'.

 

*I'm willing to further raise the stakes. The Moderators etc have permission to pass the loser's IP address to all NUFC-related forum/websites, effectively wiping any means of posting on any related websites on a permanent basis. Doesn't effect me personally, as this is the only NUFC forum that i post on at the minute, but i'm willing to wager any further desire to post if it means bringing an end to polluting other boards. Once i again i give 'consent', as per the previous bullet point.

 

If you have any underlying guts [behind all those 'fuckins', and the general persona of a so-called forum toughguy] you'll duly rise to the challenge, and put it all on the line.

 

If not my opinion of you will be confirmed....... a gutless little wonder [ or WUM... shite, another bracket] who stalks & attempts to solicit an appropriate bite/response, all from behind the veiled safety of a PC at home, or elsewhere.

 

The ball is in your court sunshine.

 

Not really a fair bet then is it? You dont have much to lose.

 

Seriously though, this sort of macho warrior stuff, whoever suggests it is stupid. We all have the right to ignore people, not get involved or find another forum.

 

Personally I find everyone brings something to the forum (apart from the scouse prick). Some I dont really like but can still take amusement from some of their posts.

 

Sometimes it just takes time for posters to mature. Kevin is a perfect example of someone who has gone from an irritating twat into a canny little poster at times and keeps the place jogging along.

 

As too with ASM, I do get the feeling he is trying to bring a bit more to the table these days than just the Leazes stuff. And lets face it, there's plenty of other posters who get dragged into the Leazes circus.

 

This place needs more posters not less.

 

there is no need for anybody to bugger off, but my vote to stay will firmly be with Year Zero if it has to be done.

 

As for the comment in bold, I'll repeat what I've said many times, I post facts and truth about the football club, and realism. It isn't my fault if mentioning certain individuals clouds others' perception of the facts and the truth, it is up to those people to seperate their blind irrational hatred of individuals from the facts and the truth. There is no reason why they can't do this, there is no reason why personalities should come into anything.

 

The simple fact is, the previous owners of the football club are the only owners in half a century who have ran this football club anywhere near the way it should be run. Nobody should really disagree with this, because it is absolutely true, I really don't see why people disagree with it. If people do, then of course someone like me, YZ, brummiemag and others will correct them, because these are the facts.

 

It's actually a "circus" in my eyes when the thick fuckers do try to disagree, because they are simply fighting all logic and proof and can't win.

 

Brilliant.

 

nobody mentioned Newcastle Online there

[Guest]

If only I could read his posts from what gejon quoted though, obsessed springs to mind

[Christmas Tree 4711]

If only I could read his posts from what gejon quoted though, obsessed springs to mind

 

 

Says he feels sorry that its come to this and that even though you've had your differences, you can still count on his vote.

[Kitman 2204]

If only I could read his posts from what gejon quoted though, obsessed springs to mind

 

Previous owners.....fifth most successful club......qualified for Europe......ambition....more than ever before......facts and truth.......your man Ashley......."plan" .......why do you dispute this........realistic.......why did they leave.......support the manager......the "fat bastard"......

 

There you go

[Guest]

He sounds like he's getting desperate cos nobody wants to play anymore

[Besty 4]

Gerld.

[Guest alex]

If only I could read his posts from what gejon quoted though, obsessed springs to mind

 

 

Says he feels sorry that its come to this and that even though you've had your differences, you can still count on his vote.

[LeazesMag 0]

If only I could read his posts from what gejon quoted though, obsessed springs to mind

 

Previous owners.....fifth most successful club......qualified for Europe......ambition....more than ever before......facts and truth.......your man Ashley......."plan" .......why do you dispute this........realistic.......why did they leave.......support the manager......the "fat bastard"......

 

There you go

 

you forgot "trophy signings", "warehouses", "administration" and "prices of black and white shirts", and "Toonpack seems to be the new ASM"

 

[LeazesMag 0]

He sounds like he's getting desperate cos nobody wants to play anymore

 

you'll be back.

[Kitman 2204]

If only I could read his posts from what gejon quoted though, obsessed springs to mind

 

Previous owners.....fifth most successful club......qualified for Europe......ambition....more than ever before......facts and truth.......your man Ashley......."plan" .......why do you dispute this........realistic.......why did they leave.......support the manager......the "fat bastard"......

 

There you go

 

you forgot "trophy signings", "warehouses", "administration" and "prices of black and white shirts", and "Toonpack seems to be the new ASM"

 

 

Quite right

[Craig 6682]

Only just seen this thread so apologies if I'm repeating anyone.

 

Serious waste of time and effort, YZ if you can't stand ASM put the fucker on ignore. It's why the function is there. However much you disagree with his viewpoint he has the right to post unless he crosses a line.

 

Next bit goes for all really but this internet warrior attitude that's becoming more common place is pathetic. Relaxed rules are in place which, if transgressed are dealt with as necessary. I draw your attention to our little Scouse friend yesterday. Disagreeing with someone's viewpoint or getting wound up by them is not means for a ban of any kind. If you don't like what they post you've three options:

 

1. Put up with it

2. Put them on ignore

3. Leave the forum yourself

 

Thank you.

[Kitman 2204]

....or offer them out for a fight to show how hard you are. That always impresses people

 

I remember once Gemmill wound up a Boro supporter on one of their message boards, I think to the point the lad posted his mobile number to arrange a showdown with Gem! iirc it was the night they lost in the UEFA so he had a complete melt down. I think he claimed to be kick boxing champion of the universe or similar too

[Craig 6682]

We've had many over the years, particularly from other clubs. None better than we all became surrogate POAK fans to piss a whole load of Greeks off. Can't remember which club it was but it was on a par with telling Celtic fans you love Rangers, they went into fucking meltdown

[Monkeys Fist 42186]

....or offer them out for a fight to show how hard you are. That always impresses people

 

I remember once Gemmill wound up a Boro supporter on one of their message boards, I think to the point the lad posted his mobile number to arrange a showdown with Gem! iirc it was the night they lost in the UEFA so he had a complete melt down. I think he claimed to be kick boxing champion of the universe or similar too

I've seen that, or someone posted a version of it(before my time on here).

Wasn't The Bill used to wind the smog up?

Feckin hilarious tbh.

[Guest alex]

....or offer them out for a fight to show how hard you are. That always impresses people

 

I remember once Gemmill wound up a Boro supporter on one of their message boards, I think to the point the lad posted his mobile number to arrange a showdown with Gem! iirc it was the night they lost in the UEFA so he had a complete melt down. I think he claimed to be kick boxing champion of the universe or similar too

Gemmill and a few others signed up as characters from The Bill (you may remember the Boro song from that Uefa Cup run 'Geordies at home, watching The Bill). That kid totally lost the plot like.