Billy Castell 0 Posted March 2, 2011 Share Posted March 2, 2011 I'd say drinking Malibu or Archers with lemonade, Bacardi Breezers, WKD or that orange liquer is far more poofy than any wine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 46064 Posted March 2, 2011 Share Posted March 2, 2011 Wine is gay though. I'll drink it now and then but I'm under no illusions that it's a gay pursuit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted March 2, 2011 Share Posted March 2, 2011 White wine is gay, red wine is ok. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 22004 Posted March 2, 2011 Share Posted March 2, 2011 Wine is gay though. I'll drink it now and then but I'm under no illusions that it's a gay pursuit. Â Didn't you used to drink White Zinfandel in the bars of San Francisco? Â It doesn't get any gayer than that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jill 0 Posted March 2, 2011 Share Posted March 2, 2011 Every time I read the thread title I get Cheryl Crow singing "In a bar that faces the giant car wash" in my head. Â Not just me then. Â Wine is amazing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Kenneth Noisewater 0 Posted March 2, 2011 Share Posted March 2, 2011 I'd say drinking Malibu or Archers with lemonade, Bacardi Breezers, WKD or that orange liquer is far more poofy than any wine. I like a vodka & cranberry juice, but it's impossible to pretend to be masculine while drinking one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted March 2, 2011 Share Posted March 2, 2011 Quite partial to white wine these days. Until about 4 years I never touched the stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 46064 Posted March 2, 2011 Share Posted March 2, 2011 Wine is gay though. I'll drink it now and then but I'm under no illusions that it's a gay pursuit. Â Didn't you used to drink White Zinfandel in the bars of San Francisco? Â It doesn't get any gayer than that. If you're gonna go for it, really go for it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 43089 Posted March 2, 2011 Share Posted March 2, 2011 Rosé for the Winton. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 46064 Posted March 2, 2011 Share Posted March 2, 2011 Red wine should taste like alcoholic Ribena. Then it would be awesome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonraider 0 Posted March 2, 2011 Share Posted March 2, 2011 I like Red Wine and lately enjoy the odd glass of Rose. I try to get hubby to drink it sometimes but he says it all tastes of vinegar to him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted March 2, 2011 Share Posted March 2, 2011 Red wine should taste like alcoholic Ribena. Then it would be awesome. Kir Royale does. Expensive alternative like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted March 2, 2011 Share Posted March 2, 2011 I like Red Wine and lately enjoy the odd glass of Rose. I try to get hubby to drink it sometimes but he says it all tastes of vinegar to him He should try that Cypriot Red. Or maybe he has Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted March 2, 2011 Share Posted March 2, 2011 Red wine should taste like alcoholic Ribena. Then it would be awesome. Â Any Californian under a tenner should do the job. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 46064 Posted March 2, 2011 Share Posted March 2, 2011 Red wine should taste like alcoholic Ribena. Then it would be awesome. Â Any Californian under a tenner should do the job. Listen to the froggy snob! I mean genuinely taste like Ribena. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 46064 Posted March 2, 2011 Share Posted March 2, 2011 Red wine should taste like alcoholic Ribena. Then it would be awesome. Kir Royale does. Expensive alternative like. I was drinking those at Christmas. Proper Footballer's Wives shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonraider 0 Posted March 2, 2011 Share Posted March 2, 2011 I like Red Wine and lately enjoy the odd glass of Rose. I try to get hubby to drink it sometimes but he says it all tastes of vinegar to him He should try that Cypriot Red. Or maybe he has  Let it go Alex  Honestly it was scrummy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 43089 Posted March 2, 2011 Share Posted March 2, 2011 Red wine should taste like alcoholic Ribena. Then it would be awesome. Â Any Californian under a tenner should do the job. Listen to the froggy snob! I mean genuinely taste like Ribena. Get some of yer actual Ribena, and hoy in a load of cooking grade vodka. It'll probably taste rancid, but after 2 you won't care. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonraider 0 Posted March 2, 2011 Share Posted March 2, 2011 Mmmm Hot Ribena Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 22004 Posted March 2, 2011 Share Posted March 2, 2011 Red wine should taste like alcoholic Ribena. Then it would be awesome. Â Any Californian under a tenner should do the job. Listen to the froggy snob! I mean genuinely taste like Ribena. Get some of yer actual Ribena, and hoy in a load of cooking grade vodka. It'll probably taste rancid, but after 2 you won't care. Â Alternatively add some vinegar to ribena and voila, you have cypriot red wine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted March 2, 2011 Share Posted March 2, 2011 Red wine should taste like alcoholic Ribena. Then it would be awesome. Â Any Californian under a tenner should do the job. Listen to the froggy snob! I mean genuinely taste like Ribena. Think Alan Rickman in Bottle Shock. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted March 2, 2011 Share Posted March 2, 2011 I like Red Wine and lately enjoy the odd glass of Rose. I try to get hubby to drink it sometimes but he says it all tastes of vinegar to him He should try that Cypriot Red. Or maybe he has  Let it go Alex  Honestly it was scrummy I did. At both ends. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billy Castell 0 Posted March 4, 2011 Share Posted March 4, 2011 I'd say drinking Malibu or Archers with lemonade, Bacardi Breezers, WKD or that orange liquer is far more poofy than any wine. I like a vodka & cranberry juice, but it's impossible to pretend to be masculine while drinking one. Â Try having a pint of it, with about 1 part vodka to about 5 or 6 cranberry juice. Or whatever is enough to give a real kick. Anyway, wine is not gay, but all the Oz Clarke-esque twaddle that goes with it is. Romans drank wine, as did the Gauls. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15731 Posted March 4, 2011 Share Posted March 4, 2011 Aye, but so did the Greeks. While forcing grapes up the arse of a 13-year-old boy. Or something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billy Castell 0 Posted March 4, 2011 Share Posted March 4, 2011 True. Wine isn't 'poofy' at all though. Only to chavs, those who think they're Gene Hunt and those who were never confused as a teenager . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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