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Charlie Sheen off the rails much?

 

 

"I am on a drug, it's called 'Charlie Sheen'. It's not available because if you try it once, you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body."

 

Guardian Article

 

The radio interview that started this is really worth a listen

 

radio interview link

 

some highlights

 

On his tropical vacation with wife Brooke Mueller, a porn star, and a new mistress:

"Where there were four, there are now three. Good-bye, Brooke, and good luck in your travels; you're going to need it. Badly … She's not there now and we are and I don't know, winning, anyone? Rhymes with winning? Anyone? Yeah, that would be us. Sorry man, didn't make the rules. Oops."

 

On people who talk about him:

"Look what I'm dealing with, man. I'm dealing with fools and trolls. I'm dealing with soft targets, and it's just strafing runs in my underwear before my first cup of coffee … they lay down with their ugly wives and their ugly children and just look at their loser lives and then they look at me and say, 'I can't process it.' Well, no, and you never will! Stop trying! Just sit back and enjoy the show."

 

On Chuck Lorre's Sheen-tweaking vanity card:

"I didn't care for that vanity card … that was one of the few compliments that clown has paid me in almost a decade."

 

On Lorre himself:

"I'm tired of being told 'You can't talk about that, you can't talk about that.' Bull S-H-I-T. There's something this side of deplorable that a certain Chaim Levine — yeah, that's Chuck's real name — mistook this rock star for his own selfish exit strategy, bro. Check it, Alex: I embarrassed him in front of his children and the world by healing at a pace that his unevolved mind cannot process. Last I checked, Chaim, I spent close to the last decade effortlessly and magically converting your tin cans into pure gold. And the gratitude I get is this charlatan chose not to do his job, which is to write. Clearly someone who believes he's above the law."

 

On his power:

"I'm sorry, man, but I've got magic. I've got poetry in my fingertips. Most of the time — and this includes naps — I'm an F-18, bro. And I will destroy you in the air. I will deploy my ordinance to the ground."

 

On Major League 3:

"It's being directed and written by a genius named David Ward who, I don't know, won the Academy Award at 23 for writing The Sting? [Ed. He was 29.] It was his pen and his vision that created the classic that we know today as Major League. In fact, a lot of people think the movie's called Wild Thing, as they should. Whatever … If they want me in it, it's a smash. If they don't, it's a turd that opens on a tugboat."

 

On why he should be feared:

"There's a new sheriff in town. And he has an army of assassins."

 

Wait, what?

"Guys, it's right there in the thing, duh! We work for the Pope, we murder people. We're Vatican assassins. How complicated can it be? What they're not ready for is guys like you and I and Nails and all the other gnarly gnarlingtons in my life, that we are high priests, Vatican assassin warlocks. Boom. Print that, people. See where that goes."

 

No, seriously: What?

"If you love with violence and you hate with violence, there's nothing that can be questioned. People say, 'Oh, you'd better work through your resentments.' Yeah, no. I'm gonna hang on to them, and they're gonna fuel my attack. And they're going to fuel the battle cry of my deadly and dangerous and secret and silent soldiers. Because they're all around you. Sorry, you thought you were just messing with one dude. Winning."

 

On Alcoholics Anonymous:

"It's the work of sissies. The only thing I'm addicted to is winning. This bootleg cult, arrogantly referred to as Alcoholics Anonymous, reports a 5 percent success rate. My success rate is 100 percent. Do the math … another one of their mottoes is 'Don't be special, be one of us.' Newsflash: I am special, and I will never be one of you! I have a disease? Bullshit! I cured it with my brain, with my mind. I cured it, I'm done … you don't look like you're having a lot of fun. I'm gonna hang out with these two smoking hotties and fly privately around the world. It might be lonely up here but I sure like the view, Alex!"

 

On ex-presidents:

"I'm not Thomas Jefferson. He was a pussy."

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Basically someone who gets paid a lot of money for doing something not very demanding, who has a lot of time on his hands and can't find anything other than self-destructive ways to spend those precious commodities (time and money) that other people would be far more appreciative of. Also has horrific hair.

 

Deep down probably knows all of this.

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2 and 1/2 men is syndicated on some shit digital channel and I've seen a few bits and bobs of it, it's really bad :rolleyes: Sheen has proven in these shenanigans that he has good comedy skills, I actually agree with him on some of the AA stuff. He passed a blood and urine test and is apparently clean.

 

 

"Basically someone who gets paid a lot of money for doing something not very demanding"

 

That maybe true, but he is value for money in terms of the revenue that that show - bizarrely - generates. People talk about footballers getting a lot of money, but I'm always amazed at the money a highly successful TV show can generate, look at Larry David and Seinfeld. They made several $100 million each from that show. Ricky Gervais is another example.

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I quite like 2 and a half men - its simplistic and pretty un-PC - the money he was paid for it is daft though but then again they wouldn't have ran at a loss.

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2 and 1/2 men is syndicated on some shit digital channel and I've seen a few bits and bobs of it, it's really bad :rolleyes: Sheen has proven in these shenanigans that he has good comedy skills, I actually agree with him on some of the AA stuff. He passed a blood and urine test and is apparently clean.

 

 

"Basically someone who gets paid a lot of money for doing something not very demanding"

 

That maybe true, but he is value for money in terms of the revenue that that show - bizarrely - generates. People talk about footballers getting a lot of money, but I'm always amazed at the money a highly successful TV show can generate, look at Larry David and Seinfeld. They made several $100 million each from that show. Ricky Gervais is another example.

 

I don't dispute that. What I mean is I don't think theres that much talent involved and plenty of other people could do what he does. Unlike top-level football.

 

I'd also make a distinction between him and Larry David/Ricky Gervais, as writing is a completely different kettle of fish.

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I think the guy has completley lost the plot personally. If he manages to get through the rest of his life without commiting a serious, serious violent crime I will be shocked. Having said that, the guy has a quality lifestyle

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Currently shacked up with his 2 kids, a porn star, his other girlfriend/s and a stack of drugs.

 

If he wasnt famous his kids would have been in care weeks ago

 

His kids were taken away from him last night according to the radio this morning...

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Currently shacked up with his 2 kids, a porn star, his other girlfriend/s and a stack of drugs.

 

If he wasnt famous his kids would have been in care weeks ago

 

His kids were taken away from him last night according to the radio this morning...

 

Taken away to be given to his ex wife who is in rehab - godblesstheunitedstatesofamerica

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The Guardian = J69

 

"Charlie Sheen deserves our pity not our admiration

As we gloat over the troubled actor's personal train crash, perhaps we should remember the example of Britney Spears

 

The more serious, discerning among us began to question his mental stability and caused some to wonder whether Sheen was actually on a drug-fuelled high, although he always maintained he is clean."

 

 

What a bunch of vegetarian, sandal-wearing, fruit-juice drinking cunts, of the highest order. They also entirely miss the point about what is interesting about the story (to some people): it's that Sheen may well be in the right with regard to the legal questions surrounding CBS and his show.

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