Craig 6682 Posted February 27, 2011 Share Posted February 27, 2011 Hardly surprising, considering. What a fucking prick Ashley Cole is... Chelsea to take 'appropriate action' over Ashley Cole air rifle claims Chelsea have revealed that they are taking "appropriate action" following claims that Ashley Cole accidentally shot an air rifle at a work-placement student in the club's training ground. The News of the World claims Cole did not know a .22 air rifle was loaded when he fired it at 21-year-old Tom Cowan. It was reported that the sports-science student, who is on a one-year work placement at Chelsea, was hit in the side by a lead pellet at the training ground in Cobham. Chelsea's medical staff reportedly treated the bleeding wound and Cowan did not require hospital treatment. A club statement on Sunday read: "We have fully investigated the incident and we are taking appropriate action. We will not be commenting further as it is an internal matter." Source: http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2011/fe...ley-cole-action Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Kenneth Noisewater 0 Posted February 27, 2011 Share Posted February 27, 2011 What the fuck was he doing taking an air rifle with a scope on it to his place of work? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamesD 0 Posted February 28, 2011 Share Posted February 28, 2011 What the fuck was he doing taking an air rifle with a scope on it to his place of work? ...was my first thought too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6682 Posted February 28, 2011 Author Share Posted February 28, 2011 What the fuck was he doing taking an air rifle with a scope on it to his place of work? I'm loving the fact they reckon Cole should be let off because he didn't know it was loaded. Shouldn't be fucking pointing it and pulling the trigger regardless! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asprilla 96 Posted February 28, 2011 Share Posted February 28, 2011 What the fuck was he doing taking an air rifle with a scope on it to his place of work? I'm loving the fact they reckon Cole should be let off because he didn't know it was loaded. Shouldn't be fucking pointing it and pulling the trigger regardless! According to an American dude I was speaking to recently "all guns are loaded". Makes sense tbf. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4725 Posted February 28, 2011 Share Posted February 28, 2011 What the fuck was he doing taking an air rifle with a scope on it to his place of work? Shooting practice duh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13856 Posted February 28, 2011 Share Posted February 28, 2011 Knowing Chelsea, I bet that kid went down like he'd been shot[/easyjoke] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ToonMarshy 2 Posted February 28, 2011 Share Posted February 28, 2011 Knowing Chelsea, I bet that kid went down like he'd been shot[/easyjoke] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke 2 Posted February 28, 2011 Share Posted February 28, 2011 "Hey Tommy, why you don't go fuck yourself" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6682 Posted February 28, 2011 Author Share Posted February 28, 2011 Was expecting some comments along the lines of Cole shooting his load at the training ground again. Wonder if his phone vibrating made him a bit trigger happy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted February 28, 2011 Share Posted February 28, 2011 My bro shot me in the eye from about 2 yards away with his air rifle when we were younguns (he didn't know it was loaded). Just managed to shut me eye lid in time. Anyway, it just had to be Ashley didn't it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJS 4376 Posted February 28, 2011 Share Posted February 28, 2011 I hope the "appropriate action" is for him to be held down while the lad empties a rifle into him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6682 Posted February 28, 2011 Author Share Posted February 28, 2011 I hope the "appropriate action" is for him to be held down while the lad empties a rifle into him. Giving his previous misdemeanours, Ashley would probably enjoy that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonatine 11359 Posted February 28, 2011 Share Posted February 28, 2011 Mon, 28 Feb 09:05:00 2011 Ashley Cole is apparently unwilling to apologise for shooting a student at Chelsea's training ground, according to Monday's papers. Police are to investigate the extraordinary incident last Sunday, in which the 30-year-old Chelsea defender shot work experience student Tom Cowan in the side. And the Daily Mirror claims that "unrepentant" Cole "is also understood to feel he does not even need to apologise for the incident", despite earlier reports claiming that Cole had already apologised for the shooting - which firearms expert David Dyson claims could have been fatal. Either Cashley's lawyers are terrified that a formal, public apology will open him up to the mother of all lawsuits - or he is seeking new and unusual ways to send his public reputation even lower. What a piece of work Ashley Cole is........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6682 Posted February 28, 2011 Author Share Posted February 28, 2011 Mon, 28 Feb 09:05:00 2011 Ashley Cole is apparently unwilling to apologise for shooting a student at Chelsea's training ground, according to Monday's papers. Police are to investigate the extraordinary incident last Sunday, in which the 30-year-old Chelsea defender shot work experience student Tom Cowan in the side. And the Daily Mirror claims that "unrepentant" Cole "is also understood to feel he does not even need to apologise for the incident", despite earlier reports claiming that Cole had already apologised for the shooting - which firearms expert David Dyson claims could have been fatal. Either Cashley's lawyers are terrified that a formal, public apology will open him up to the mother of all lawsuits - or he is seeking new and unusual ways to send his public reputation even lower. What a piece of work Ashley Cole is........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 28, 2011 Share Posted February 28, 2011 Think Chelsea are just trying not a trigger a big media storm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wavey Davey 0 Posted February 28, 2011 Share Posted February 28, 2011 I hope this cunt gets booed the length and breadth of europe. -Swerving off the road when he found out how insulting his sky-high wages were gonna be at arsenal -cheating and diving in almost every match I've seen him in. -Refusing to face the referee when he was about to get a card. -Cheating on his unbelievably hot missus with a munter and then this. What an arsehole. He needs a fucking good kicking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6682 Posted February 28, 2011 Author Share Posted February 28, 2011 1) Apparently Ashley Cole was so shocked at shooting the kid he then crashed his car into him 2) It's not the first time Ashley Cole has shot his load into someone he shouldn’t have 3) Ashley Cole might have shot the work experience kid, but it was Didier Drogba that fell to the floor in agony 4) Ashley Cole - once a gunner, always a gunner 5) It's the last time any of the Chelsea lads will ever joke about Ashley Cole having a tiny weapon 6) What's the difference between Ashley Cole and Raoul Moat? One of them went on a rampage after his Geordie wife left him, the other went fishing with Gazza 7) What are the three scariest words Carlo Ancelotti can use at Chelsea? "Extra shooting practice" 8) There's some good news for Ashley - he's now qualified to be vice-president of the USA 9) There's also good news for the workie, Chelsea fan Tom Cowan. He had Cole in his Fantasy League team, so he's picked up +2points for a shot on target. 10) ‘No Ashley… that’s not how you play Call of Duty’ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brazilianbob 0 Posted February 28, 2011 Share Posted February 28, 2011 Love the way the newspaper headline was along the lines of "Ashley guns down fan", meaning all NUFC fans would think it was referring to Mike Ashley! Anything to sell a paper eh! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaythesouthernmag 0 Posted February 28, 2011 Share Posted February 28, 2011 Hope some clogger smashes the little cunt and puts him out for a long time. One of the most hated footballers around, even more than Savage and that's saying something Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neville Neville Neville 0 Posted March 1, 2011 Share Posted March 1, 2011 daily mash have covered the story well http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/sport/sport-...n-201102283581/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ally 0 Posted March 1, 2011 Share Posted March 1, 2011 Surely even if the club have 'dealt' with it he'll face criminal charges? If you or I shot someone we'd be straight in the nick! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42354 Posted March 1, 2011 Share Posted March 1, 2011 daily mash have covered the story well http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/sport/sport-...n-201102283581/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6682 Posted March 1, 2011 Author Share Posted March 1, 2011 Surely even if the club have 'dealt' with it he'll face criminal charges? If you or I shot someone we'd be straight in the nick! Press conference with Ancelotti was fucking hilarious. "He's done it, he's sorry, it was an accident". Righto, accidently picked an air rifle up, pointed it at someone and pulled the trigger Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Kenneth Noisewater 0 Posted March 1, 2011 Share Posted March 1, 2011 Surely even if the club have 'dealt' with it he'll face criminal charges? If you or I shot someone we'd be straight in the nick! Press conference with Ancelotti was fucking hilarious. "He's done it, he's sorry, it was an accident". Righto, accidently picked an air rifle up, pointed it at someone and pulled the trigger And what would happen to any of us if we took an air rifle into our work? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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