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can anyone else speak german on this site?

 

just wondering as i'm german and you seem to have a lot of non-englishmen on here :o

 

thank you,

 

the berliner :(

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Moin moin Rossay. :(

 

I'm British but lived in Germany for five years or so, first in Mainz (hence the nickname) and then in Hamburg (hence the moin). Bin aber inzwischen wieder ein waschechter Inselaffe. :o Good to have you on board!

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meine aufrichtigen Entschuldigungen....aber, Ich könnte nicht widerstehen...

 

Hast Du etwas Zeit für mich

Dann singe ich ein Lied fuer Dich

Von 99 Luftballons

Auf ihrem Weg zum Horizont

Denkst Du vielleicht grad' an mich

Dann singe ich ein Lied fuer Dich

Von 99 Luftballons

Und dass sowas von sowas kommt

 

Dreh dich nicht um, schau, schau,

der Kommissar geht um!

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My mother used to live in Osnabruk. I also spent some time in Munster. I learned all I needed to:

 

(excuse the spelling)

 

Ein Grossen Bier Bitter

 

:(

 

Followed by "tuse"? when we walked out of the bar :o

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can anyone else speak german on this site?

 

just wondering as i'm german and you seem to have a lot of non-englishmen on here :o

 

thank you,

 

the berliner :(

Just little phrases to be honest.

 

"Getten ze Bapszuns out" (To any ample chested fraulien you may encounter)

 

 

And from the 'Commando' books I read as a bairn;

 

"Gott in Himmel!"

 

"Achtung!"

 

"Schnell!"

 

"Hande Hoch!"

 

"Feuer!"

 

Apart from that, they usually switched to English which was handy for their average British reader. :(

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can anyone else speak german on this site?

 

just wondering as i'm german and you seem to have a lot of non-englishmen on here :o

 

thank you,

 

the berliner :(

Just little phrases to be honest.

 

"Getten ze Bapszuns out" (To any ample chested fraulien you may encounter)

 

 

And from the 'Commando' books I read as a bairn;

 

"Gott in Himmel!"

 

"Achtung!"

 

"Schnell!"

 

"Hande Hoch!"

 

"Feuer!"

 

Apart from that, they usually switched to English which was handy for their average British reader. :(

haha, you all speak good german :(

 

thank you for your welcoming.

 

also, in the other thread with that hitler video. he is not talking about football. lol

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can anyone else speak german on this site?

 

just wondering as i'm german and you seem to have a lot of non-englishmen on here :(

 

thank you,

 

the berliner :(

Just little phrases to be honest.

 

"Getten ze Bapszuns out" (To any ample chested fraulien you may encounter)

 

 

And from the 'Commando' books I read as a bairn;

 

"Gott in Himmel!"

 

"Achtung!"

 

"Schnell!"

 

"Hande Hoch!"

 

"Feuer!"

 

Apart from that, they usually switched to English which was handy for their average British reader. :(

haha, you all speak good german :(

 

thank you for your welcoming.

 

also, in the other thread with that hitler video. he is not talking about football. lol

 

Are you serious? I thought he was discussing Newcastles game with arsenal. :o

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Used to be really good at it at school and I can still read/understand some written German but panic at the thought of having to speak it as I can never seem to form a sentence. Matty will testify to this as I could only think of about 3 words when I met his German mate and totally bottled it. :o

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Used to be really good at it at school and I can still read/understand some written German but panic at the thought of having to speak it as I can never seem to form a sentence. Matty will testify to this as I could only think of about 3 words when I met his German mate and totally bottled it. :o

 

Doctor's prescription: more Ärzte/Farin Urlaub!

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can anyone else speak german on this site?

 

just wondering as i'm german and you seem to have a lot of non-englishmen on here :(

 

thank you,

 

the berliner :(

Just little phrases to be honest.

 

"Getten ze Bapszuns out" (To any ample chested fraulien you may encounter)

 

 

And from the 'Commando' books I read as a bairn;

 

"Gott in Himmel!"

 

"Achtung!"

 

"Schnell!"

 

"Hande Hoch!"

 

"Feuer!"

 

Apart from that, they usually switched to English which was handy for their average British reader. :(

haha, you all speak good german :(

 

thank you for your welcoming.

 

also, in the other thread with that hitler video. he is not talking about football. lol

 

Are you serious? I thought he was discussing Newcastles game with arsenal. :o

no, his generals are talking about an attack that never took place and hitler becomes mad and starts shouting... lol

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Used to be really good at it at school and I can still read/understand some written German but panic at the thought of having to speak it as I can never seem to form a sentence. Matty will testify to this as I could only think of about 3 words when I met his German mate and totally bottled it. :(

I wish I had've done it. My school, and there's plenty on here who went to, was like two schools in one really, first and second year were over a quarter a mile from the upper school so we didn't know some of the teachers. When you went in to third year, you had a choice of keeping or sacking french, and you HAD to do Italian or German. I chose Italian, I can speak some but not much now and I can read it ok, I read gazzetta.it no bother quite often, but how gutted was I? As soon as we got to upper school, we seen who the German teacher was, fuck me, I've never ever ever seen anyone in my life with bigger more perfect tits, and the worst thing about it is she'd wear the tightest sexy tops, she was better than a pornstar if you forgot about her boat. Anyway this is fuck all to do with this thread Mrs Mitchell's tits, but dear me, I would've went cockeyed if I'd have done German.

 

Anyway Herr Rossay, remember this song?

 

 

Eins Zwei Polizei

Drei Vier Grenadier

Funf Sechs Alte Hex

Sieben Acht Gute Nacht

 

Ja Ja Ja Was ist los? Was ist das?

 

Possibly Germany's greatest ever contribution to world music. Where abouts in Deutschland do you live? I've just seen that BVB nul noin won 1-3 at Bayern last night, 13 points clear now, what the fucks happened to Dortmund, they were sheisser last season.

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