BlueStar 0 Posted December 10, 2005 Share Posted December 10, 2005 Marksman shoots chimpanzee dead A marksman has shot dead a chimpanzee which escaped from its zoo enclosure. The animal - described as an adult female and potentially dangerous - got free at Flamingo Land near Malton, North Yorkshire. http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/north_y...ire/4513830.stm Intitial reports state that he was wearing a bulky jacket, large rucksack and was heard to shout "Allah Akbar, death to the infidels", although CCTV footage of the incident is said to be missing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob W 0 Posted December 11, 2005 Share Posted December 11, 2005 Police Violence!!!! Simian ANti-Defamation League Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbo 175 Posted December 11, 2005 Share Posted December 11, 2005 Police Violence!!!! Simian ANti-Defamation League 66653[/snapback] Well he didn't respond to the police's request to stop, that suspicious red bottom could have been consealing explosives ! They had no option but to shoot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted December 11, 2005 Share Posted December 11, 2005 Anybody seen Peyter Reed recently ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted December 11, 2005 Share Posted December 11, 2005 Seen this very chimp at Flamingo land a couple of years back. Poor bastard was in a compound all by itself with one tree for company bored out it's fucking head. No wonder it tried to escape, should be the owners of the Fun Park being shot imo. If i remember rightly some scruffy pikey bastard pelted an orange straight off it's head, i was fuming about it and felt the urge to stamp on his head, but there was fucking loads of them and i was with wor lass and the bairn. Hope his balls turn square and fester on the corners, cowardly, gipsy, bastard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob W 0 Posted December 11, 2005 Share Posted December 11, 2005 Police Violence!!!! Simian ANti-Defamation League 66653[/snapback] Well he didn't respond to the police's request to stop, that suspicious red bottom could have been consealing explosives ! They had no option but to shoot. 66655[/snapback] I thought it was Baboons that haad a red arse? Not Chimps??? Daily Mail journalism at its worst Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adios 717 Posted December 11, 2005 Share Posted December 11, 2005 I thought it was Baboons that haad a red arse? Not Chimps??? Daily Mail journalism at its worst 66692[/snapback] If you had explosives hidden up your arse it'd be red too! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted December 12, 2005 Share Posted December 12, 2005 Seen this very chimp at Flamingo land a couple of years back. Poor bastard was in a compound all by itself with one tree for company bored out it's fucking head. No wonder it tried to escape, should be the owners of the Fun Park being shot imo. If i remember rightly some scruffy pikey bastard pelted an orange straight off it's head, i was fuming about it and felt the urge to stamp on his head, but there was fucking loads of them and i was with wor lass and the bairn. Hope his balls turn square and fester on the corners, cowardly, gipsy, bastard 66680[/snapback] More comedy gold tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted December 12, 2005 Share Posted December 12, 2005 (edited) Rumour has it they only shot the chimp dead cos it has gone apeshit! They were waiting for Sigourney Beaver to fly in from America to shift the chimp's red mist but it was too late and they had to act as it could've been a potential banana skin had it been allowed to get any closer to the general public. Edited December 12, 2005 by Smooth Operator Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted December 12, 2005 Share Posted December 12, 2005 Rumour has it they only shot the chimp dead cos it has gone apeshit! They were waiting for Sigourney Beaver to fly in from America to shift the chimp's red mist but it was too late and they had to act as it could've been a potential banana skip had it been allowed to get any closer to the general public. 67013[/snapback] Never seen one of the before, specifically for bananas i take it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted December 12, 2005 Share Posted December 12, 2005 Whoooooops! Aye it's got a banana shaped hole so only banana's can fit into it. Very popular in Africa I hear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted December 12, 2005 Share Posted December 12, 2005 Whoooooops! Aye it's got a banana shaped hole so only banana's can fit into it. Very popular in Africa I hear. 67179[/snapback] Oh like a bottle bank but for Bananas only I've heard any holes a goal over there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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