Toonraider 0 Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 What the fuck is a tart burner? Some kind of euphemism? Used for branding the lady in your life. All the rage in Devon. OooooArrrrr Forgot to add they look very pretty when lit, I never have harsh lighting in the lounge at night. Just a small lamp and candles burning. Love the fragrances too. Though too much of the floral ones and hubby and son complain Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 Hundreds of Iraqis rallied in central Baghdad against corruption and the lack of government services that have plagued this country for years. Many of the demonstrators carried banners that bore the image of a broken red heart, alluding to the fact that the protest took place on Valentine's Day. Eh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 42792 Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 Renton, I always use Aramee on Church Road in North Shields for takeaway curry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 42792 Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 Renton, I always use Aramee on Church Road in North Shields for takeaway curry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13621 Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 Does that mean it tastes of rosewater? Wouldn't you like to know? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13621 Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 My hands smells lovely btw Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbo 172 Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 Fuck Valentines day, its time to give recognition to Steak and BJ day on March 14th http://www.steakandbjday.com/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10460 Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 It's a curse, I'm always fucking single on Valentines day. So tonight, I'm going to have a pie, beans and mash, watch football on tv, then have an angry wank while I delete old text messages and listen to something shouty. (more likely I'll do the first three then fall asleep, but the thought was there) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbo 172 Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 its for schmucks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonraider 0 Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 its for schmucks (has read Jimbos FB) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbo 172 Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 its for schmucks (has read Jimbos FB) that was intended for Fish who informed me that Valentines day was for schmucks under my fb message to my wife regarding the meal we had on Saturday night, feel free to trawl. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonraider 0 Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 its for schmucks (has read Jimbos FB) that was intended for Fish who informed me that Valentines day was for schmucks under my fb message to my wife regarding the meal we had on Saturday night, feel free to trawl. yeah I read it You should be all lovey dovey anyway Jimbo, you're newly married! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10460 Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 its for schmucks (has read Jimbos FB) that was intended for Fish who informed me that Valentines day was for schmucks under my fb message to my wife regarding the meal we had on Saturday night, feel free to trawl. Yeah, sorry 'bout that. Blames booze and bitches Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbo 172 Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 its for schmucks (has read Jimbos FB) that was intended for Fish who informed me that Valentines day was for schmucks under my fb message to my wife regarding the meal we had on Saturday night, feel free to trawl. Yeah, sorry 'bout that. Blames booze and bitches Don't worry, it made us laugh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Idioteque 0 Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 Just bought myself a kitkat chunky and a can of coke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4460 Posted February 14, 2011 Author Share Posted February 14, 2011 Fuck Valentines day, its time to give recognition to Steak and BJ day on March 14th http://www.steakandbjday.com/ Just mentioned this to the wife and got a similar response to the sketch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AgentAxeman 166 Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 I'm being dead romantic and getting a take away curry. Haven't got one for ages, any recommendations for the Tynemouth/Shields area? Momins just off billy mill roundabout. lush! That would be really handy for me but wasn't it in the papers regarding hygiene problems? Apologies to Momins if this is incorrect [\pleasedon'tsue]. Edit: aye, it was. Linky. oh well, wont be using that particular establishment again! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke 2 Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 It's a curse, I'm always fucking single on Valentines day. So tonight, I'm going to have a pie, beans and mash, watch football on tv, then have an angry wank while I delete old text messages and listen to something shouty. (more likely I'll do the first three then fall asleep, but the thought was there) I too am single so I will join you (not literally, you life far away and it would just be a bit awkward) in having pie, beans and mash. I've been thinking about this time last year, where on a last throw of the dice to keep us alive I took my girlfriend on a romantic weekend away to Newcastle, of all places. Had a lovely weekend but sadly it did not halt the slide and we broke up two weeks later. Been fighting the urge all week to get in touch with her and drag it all up again but I know it will be fruitless so I've settled for drunkenly sleeping with my friend again after vowing not to. Cunting Valentine's. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monroe Transfer 0 Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 What sort of pie you having, Fish? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin 1 Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 This thread would make you depressed Gan oot and get yersel a wee gadgie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Idioteque 0 Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 What a class show. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10460 Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 What sort of pie you having, Fish? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41379 Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 It's a curse, I'm always fucking single on Valentines day. So tonight, I'm going to have a pie, beans and mash, watch football on tv, then have an angry wank while I delete old text messages and listen to something shouty. (more likely I'll do the first three then fall asleep, but the thought was there) I too am single so I will join you (not literally, you life far away and it would just be a bit awkward) in having pie, beans and mash. I've been thinking about this time last year, where on a last throw of the dice to keep us alive I took my girlfriend on a romantic weekend away to Newcastle, of all places. Had a lovely weekend but sadly it did not halt the slide and we broke up two weeks later. Been kung-fu fighting the urge all week to get in touch with her and drag it all up again but I know it will be fruitless so I've settled for drunkenly sleeping with my doctor/nurse friend again after vowing not to. Cunting Valentine's. FYP it just felt wrong without it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41379 Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 What sort of pie you having, Fish? Fish Pie ftw. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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