Guest Marshall-Baines Posted February 10, 2011 Share Posted February 10, 2011 Oi, the other lot were definitely a lad and a lass. Well I think so anyway. It wasn't Thailand, as I say. God where do you guys stand on ladyboys??? I had never considered this. Its like the mermaid discussion....top half or bottom half fish? *bottom obviously* Mate of mine fucked a ladyboy in Thailand, swears blind he didn't know he was doing shim up the wrong'un until he looked down and saw his groin spattered with shit. He insists he pushed shim off and jumped in the shower, only to look around and the ladyboy stroking it's cock... but, yeah, swears he didn't know... We reckon that's bullshit, because if you're coming in for a landing, you're going to buzz the tower first, right? Especially in Thailand ffs Same here, there was no Begbie moment neither he just got on with it. Full pitch inspection from me with the other one who came up though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke 2 Posted February 10, 2011 Share Posted February 10, 2011 I don't mind making friends wherever I am, but I'm not so timid I wouldn't tell them to leave me and my lass alone either. I reckon the people that do go on holiday to meet people and make friends are the kind of people who struggle to meet new people in their regular day-to-day life. Or they're swingers... like Martin and his much better half. That's even lazier stereotyping that Danny's. (You realise I was joking... right?) Aye, still lazy though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10460 Posted February 10, 2011 Share Posted February 10, 2011 I don't mind making friends wherever I am, but I'm not so timid I wouldn't tell them to leave me and my lass alone either. I reckon the people that do go on holiday to meet people and make friends are the kind of people who struggle to meet new people in their regular day-to-day life. Or they're swingers... like Martin and his much better half. That's even lazier stereotyping that Danny's. (You realise I was joking... right?) Aye, still lazy though. What am I? Mr Motivator, crack your own damn jokes, you kung fu quack! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15169 Posted February 10, 2011 Share Posted February 10, 2011 Besides, my better half is much better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke 2 Posted February 10, 2011 Share Posted February 10, 2011 I don't mind making friends wherever I am, but I'm not so timid I wouldn't tell them to leave me and my lass alone either. I reckon the people that do go on holiday to meet people and make friends are the kind of people who struggle to meet new people in their regular day-to-day life. Or they're swingers... like Martin and his much better half. That's even lazier stereotyping that Danny's. (You realise I was joking... right?) Aye, still lazy though. What am I? Mr Motivator, crack your own damn jokes, you kung fu quack! Too easy. (Now that's lazy ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DesperateDannyB 0 Posted February 10, 2011 Author Share Posted February 10, 2011 (edited) Besides, my better half is much better. Come on meenzer im genuinely interested. You have a choice: birds bits, looks like a man. Mans bits, looks like a bird. THE CHOICE IS YOURS!! Edited February 10, 2011 by DesperateDannyB Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10460 Posted February 10, 2011 Share Posted February 10, 2011 Besides, my better half is much better at... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Guest Marshall-Baines Posted February 10, 2011 Share Posted February 10, 2011 Besides, my better half is much better. Come on meenzer im genuinely interested. You have a choice: birds bits, looks like a man. Mans bits, looks like a bird. THE CHOICE IS YOURS!! Got to be a hard decision that. It's like asking someone. Most gorgeous face ever, body like Subo. Face like Claire Balding, tits and arse of the world's best porn star. Personally I'd take Claire any day given those options. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DesperateDannyB 0 Posted February 10, 2011 Author Share Posted February 10, 2011 (edited) Besides, my better half is much better. Come on meenzer im genuinely interested. You have a choice: birds bits, looks like a man. Mans bits, looks like a bird. THE CHOICE IS YOURS!! Got to be a hard decision that. It's like asking someone. Most gorgeous face ever, body like Subo. Face like Claire Balding, tits and arse of the world's best porn star. Personally I'd take Claire any day given those options. So in the mermaid question youre fucking a fish head. You fucking pervert. Edited February 10, 2011 by DesperateDannyB Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted February 10, 2011 Share Posted February 10, 2011 Crying out for the Grandpa Simpson gif. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin 1 Posted February 10, 2011 Share Posted February 10, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13621 Posted February 11, 2011 Share Posted February 11, 2011 Oi, the other lot were definitely a lad and a lass. Well I think so anyway. It wasn't Thailand, as I say. God where do you guys stand on ladyboys??? I had never considered this. Its like the mermaid discussion....top half or bottom half fish? *bottom obviously* Mate of mine fucked a ladyboy in Thailand, swears blind he didn't know he was doing shim up the wrong'un until he looked down and saw his groin spattered with shit. He insists he pushed shim off and jumped in the shower, only to look around and the ladyboy stroking it's cock... but, yeah, swears he didn't know... We reckon that's bullshit, because if you're coming in for a landing, you're going to buzz the tower first, right? Especially in Thailand ffs Same here, there was no Begbie moment neither he just got on with it. Full pitch inspection from me with the other one who came up though. I'm stealing that like Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke 2 Posted February 11, 2011 Share Posted February 11, 2011 What, for the next time you order a prostitute that's a bit Caster Semenya? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13621 Posted February 11, 2011 Share Posted February 11, 2011 What, for the next time you order a prostitute that's a bit Caster Semenya? Aye, I'm even going to wear a trenchcoat and carry a pitchfork while I do it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke 2 Posted February 11, 2011 Share Posted February 11, 2011 Stick your key in it a la Geoffrey Boycott. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15169 Posted February 11, 2011 Share Posted February 11, 2011 "You'd never have guessed - she had a Redknapp hanging out the front of her!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 42792 Posted February 11, 2011 Share Posted February 11, 2011 I'm with Danny on this one. My idea of a nightmare on holiday is a couple that tries to latch on and comes and talks to me all the time. I love it when they move onto someone else and give up on me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrBass 2566 Posted February 11, 2011 Share Posted February 11, 2011 Dude I've been to Cairo, suck on them choppers, bitch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10460 Posted February 11, 2011 Share Posted February 11, 2011 I'm with Danny on this one. My idea of a nightmare on holiday is a couple that tries to latch on and comes and talks to me all the time. I love it when they move onto someone else and give up on me. Who the fuck wants to talk to you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonraider 0 Posted February 11, 2011 Share Posted February 11, 2011 I tell you what if you lived here in Torquay where every Easter, Summer and half term you are besieged by Grockles, the last thing you'd want on holiday is more of them I dont mind being polite and having a drink but basically I dont go on holiday to socialise with strangers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13621 Posted February 11, 2011 Share Posted February 11, 2011 I'm with Danny on this one. My idea of a nightmare on holiday is a couple that tries to latch on and comes and talks to me all the time. I love it when they move onto someone else and give up on me. They probably have one conversation then realise you're about to bench press them around the poolside area and run for their lives. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted February 11, 2011 Share Posted February 11, 2011 I'm with Danny on this one. My idea of a nightmare on holiday is a couple that tries to latch on and comes and talks to me all the time. I love it when they move onto someone else and give up on me. They probably have one conversation then realise you're about to bench press them around the poolside area and run for their lives. Not met Gemmill then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted February 11, 2011 Share Posted February 11, 2011 We've occasionally met other couples on holiday who've been sound and have been good company but on the whole I don't really tend to 'buddy up' with other couples. I've learned you've got to be dead selective about it anyway when you're away otherwise you get some dull as fuck couple or a right pair of nutjobs trying to hang about with you for the entire week/fortnight which can obviously be a bit of a nightmare. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted February 11, 2011 Share Posted February 11, 2011 I like meeting people whenever really, am a very sociable person but there is a difference between creepy and friendly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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