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When he takes a free kick she`s on Pardews dick, Mrs Kuqi

 

When he beats the offside trap Pardews given her the clap, Mrs Kuqi

 

As he comes off the bench Pardews boning his wench, Shefki Kuqi

 

He`s got the speed of a granny and Pardews on his wifes fanny, Shefki Kuqi

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When he's injuring Best,

Pardew's on his wife's nest,

Shefki Kuqi.

 

Sees the ball,

takes a lunge,

Pardew's up his birds clunge

Shefki Kuqi

 

When his touch makes you weep

Pardew's fucking nuts deep

Shefki Kuqi

 

Trips and falls

In the clart

Pardews banging her blart

Shefki Kuqi.

 

when he twists and he turns

pardew opens his wife's beef curtains

shefki kuqi

 

with a twist and a dash

pards is right up her gash

shefki kuqi

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When he's injuring Best,

Pardew's on his wife's nest,

Shefki Kuqi.

 

Sees the ball,

takes a lunge,

Pardew's up his birds clunge

Shefki Kuqi

 

When his touch makes you weep

Pardew's fucking nuts deep

Shefki Kuqi

 

Trips and falls

In the clart

Pardews banging her blart

Shefki Kuqi.

 

when he twists and he turns

pardew opens his wife's beef curtains

shefki kuqi

 

with a twist and a dash

pards is right up her gash

shefki kuqi

Kuqi's slow cos he's fat

Pardew's up his wifes Gwat

Shefki Kuqi

 

When he bearers down on goal

Pards creams right up her hole

Mrs Kuqi

 

When Shefki hits both Bars

Pardew hangs out her arse

Mrs Kuqi

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When he's injuring Best,

Pardew's on his wife's nest,

Shefki Kuqi.

 

Sees the ball,

takes a lunge,

Pardew's up his birds clunge

Shefki Kuqi

 

When his touch makes you weep

Pardew's fucking nuts deep

Shefki Kuqi

 

Trips and falls

In the clart

Pardews banging her blart

Shefki Kuqi.

 

 

;) Had me giggling like a twat at work!

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Someones been updating his wiki site ;)

Shefki Kuqi[a] (pronounced [ˈʃɛfki ˈkuci]; born 10 November 1976 in Vučitrn) is apparently a professional footballer who plays as a striker. He sadly plays for Newcastle United believing he now has talent.

 

 

Newcastle United

 

On 10 February 2011 Kuqi joined Premier League side Newcastle United with the contract lasting for the remainder of the season. Although certainly one of the fattest players to pull on the black and white jersey in recent times, Kuqi could hardly be a worse signing than horse bothering, pygmy Michael Owen. [7]

ClickyWiki

 

 

Apologies if it's already been posted

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Fuckin annoyed about this like...Why him and not aliadiere?

 

Both shite like but aliadiere would of been a better option.

 

Lets just hope he scores a few goals and isnt a signal of our future intent in the transfer market.

 

;)

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when he shoots and he scores

pards is lowering her drawers

shefki kuqi

 

wins the ball, picks a pass

pards is boning his lass

shefki kuqi

 

takes a shot but he misses

pards is nailing his mrs

shefki kuqi

 

on the team bus, heading south

pards is coming in her mouth

shefki kuqi

 

when he dribbles round the goalie

pards is entering her holy

shefki kuqi

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Fuckin annoyed about this like...Why him and not aliadiere?

 

Both shite like but aliadiere would of been a better option.

 

Lets just hope he scores a few goals and isnt a signal of our future intent in the transfer market.

 

;)

 

they were both shit options but nevermind that now - this thread has become the ode to shefki kuqi thread. keep up

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At halftime ,has a pie

Pardew cums in her eye

Shefki Kuqi

 

Takes a shot

Falls down flat

Pardew's raping her rat

Shefki Kuqi

 

Takes a pen

From the spot

Pardew's stretching her bot

Shefki Kuqi

 

In the ground

With the Lads

Pardew's draining his nads

Shefki Kuqi

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Someones been updating his wiki site ;)
Shefki Kuqi[a] (pronounced [ˈʃɛfki ˈkuci]; born 10 November 1976 in Vučitrn) is apparently a professional footballer who plays as a striker. He sadly plays for Newcastle United believing he now has talent.

 

 

Newcastle United

 

On 10 February 2011 Kuqi joined Premier League side Newcastle United with the contract lasting for the remainder of the season. Although certainly one of the fattest players to pull on the black and white jersey in recent times, Kuqi could hardly be a worse signing than horse bothering, pygmy Michael Owen. [7]

ClickyWiki

 

 

Apologies if it's already been posted

 

:D

Fuckin Class!

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At halftime ,has a pie

Pardew cums in her eye

Shefki Kuqi

 

Takes a shot

Falls down flat

Pardew's raping her rat

Shefki Kuqi

Takes a pen

From the spot

Pardew's stretching her bot

Shefki Kuqi

 

In the ground

With the Lads

Pardew's draining his nads

Shefki Kuqi

 

;) wins for me

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