Ketsbaia 0 Posted February 10, 2011 Share Posted February 10, 2011 He's not been a good target man throughout his career Keith. What makes you think he's gonna start at 34. We've basically signed a big mong that we can put in the box and try to bounce balls off if we're losing with 10 minutes to go. The white Harvey Price? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeazesMag 0 Posted February 10, 2011 Share Posted February 10, 2011 Pardew wants to bring him in... hands tied, etc etc....not Pardews fault is it ? It begins again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoveTheBobby 1 Posted February 10, 2011 Share Posted February 10, 2011 End of the pisstakes by them for me this like . Charge top dollar for inferior quality . Fuck them . . . "When your losing four three, he says don't count on me Shefki Kuqi" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Marshall-Baines Posted February 10, 2011 Share Posted February 10, 2011 End of the pisstakes by them for me this like . Charge top dollar for inferior quality . Fuck them . . . "When your losing four three, he says don't count on me Shefki Kuqi" "We will stick up him front, but he's a fat useless cunt Shefki Kuqi" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 22185 Posted February 10, 2011 Share Posted February 10, 2011 when the ball hits the goal it's not shearer or cole it's the kuqi when the ball hits the net like a fucking rocket shefki kuqi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Besty 4 Posted February 10, 2011 Share Posted February 10, 2011 Don't think you kept the theme well there Dr G! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 22185 Posted February 10, 2011 Share Posted February 10, 2011 Don't think you kept the theme well there Dr G! how about when there's nowt on the bench and pardew's scratching his head, shefki kuqi when your scraping the barrel and pining for andy carroll, shefki kuqi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Besty 4 Posted February 10, 2011 Share Posted February 10, 2011 Don't think you kept the theme well there Dr G! how about when there's nowt on the bench and pardew's scratching his head, shefki kuqi when your scraping the barrel and pining for andy carroll, shefki kuqi Fits well that, like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoveTheBobby 1 Posted February 10, 2011 Share Posted February 10, 2011 Well he came in for free Bet he can't count t three Shefki Kuqi I've just walked past Ian Bogie on Park View in Whitley - I'd rather they'd got him in !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Besty 4 Posted February 10, 2011 Share Posted February 10, 2011 (edited) When he's oot on the pitch, Pardew's porking his bitch, Shefki Kuqi Edited February 10, 2011 by Besty Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Kenneth Noisewater 0 Posted February 10, 2011 Share Posted February 10, 2011 There's footage of him in his underpants singing in a hotel room with Savage. Savage posted it on his twitter a few months back. Savage used to call him Ski-Boot, as in he's got a first touch like a man wearing ski-boots Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Kenneth Noisewater 0 Posted February 10, 2011 Share Posted February 10, 2011 What time is the big Shearer / Owen style unveil in the Leazes? Want to make sure I'm near the front and don't miss Alan Robson's big build-up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoveTheBobby 1 Posted February 10, 2011 Share Posted February 10, 2011 When he's oot on the pitch, Pardew's porking his bitch, Shefki Kuqi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ollie Burtons Grandad 0 Posted February 10, 2011 Share Posted February 10, 2011 Alan Shoulder still has his fruit and veg shop in Blyth, I am sure he will be fitter and faster than this Albanian pie eating piss artist. I bet they are paying him in Greggs pasties. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 22185 Posted February 10, 2011 Share Posted February 10, 2011 When he's out on the grass, pards cocks up his wifes arse, shefki kuqi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoveTheBobby 1 Posted February 10, 2011 Share Posted February 10, 2011 What time is the big Shearer / Owen style unveil in the Leazes? Want to make sure I'm near the front and don't miss Alan Robson's big build-up. Aye - av heard they're shutting off Barrack Road like... ...t wheel th' fat cunt in ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoveTheBobby 1 Posted February 10, 2011 Share Posted February 10, 2011 When you've been on the glue Don't know quite what to do Shefki Kuqi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaythesouthernmag 0 Posted February 10, 2011 Share Posted February 10, 2011 He`s old, he`s slow he`s not on much dough, shefki,shefki but fattys happy cos we got him on a free shefki,shefki Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted February 10, 2011 Share Posted February 10, 2011 Pass to Kuqi on the left hand side. Does he play on the left? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaythesouthernmag 0 Posted February 10, 2011 Share Posted February 10, 2011 Pass to Kuqi on the left hand side. Does he play on the left? class Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted February 10, 2011 Share Posted February 10, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 46088 Posted February 10, 2011 Share Posted February 10, 2011 When your options look shit, sign a big Finnish(ed) tit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AgentAxeman 189 Posted February 10, 2011 Share Posted February 10, 2011 Pass to Kuqi on the left hand side. Does he play on the left? I dont think the 2nd line scans Happy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin S. Assilleekunt 1 Posted February 10, 2011 Share Posted February 10, 2011 (edited) Has this been posted? Edited February 10, 2011 by Kevin S. Assilleekunt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoveTheBobby 1 Posted February 10, 2011 Share Posted February 10, 2011 Pass to Kuqi on the left hand side. who's eez agent ? Jack Herer !? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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