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Just watched his goals while at Crystal Palace and have to admit am slightly excited to seeing him come off the bench ;)Great control, some nice finishing and a massive bloke. But the celebration.....def tops Martins' flip.

 

He's not what we would expect to be signing but he could turn out to be a specialist 'off the bench' player. Makes you wonder though if Pardew doesn't have faith in Lovenkrands, we may need more than a couple of new forwards in the summer.

 

If you are not being sarcastic, then you have surely never seen him play. He's less skillful than Paul Dickov.

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Looking at the pictures of him in training he does actually look to be in fairly decent shape.

 

Not taking the piss like Sol Campbell.

 

They wanted and got someone who could play straight away if required, had all clearances for the English game, has played in England for some time, is on a low wage.

 

Basically there's little risk in it - apart from further annoying supporters, which is really just throwing a little more wood on the already furiously burning fire.

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If you are not being sarcastic, then you have surely never seen him play. He's less skillful than Paul Dickov.

 

Dickov is a midget. If you're a midget you need to have skill. If you're taller with a bigger build a little less skill doesn't matter as much. Noone's expecting anything from him, so he can't disappoint. I'm not expecting to see him on the pitch too much.

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I think he's being signed because we have 3 strikers and we're fucked if one gets injured.

 

What? someone had to tell the truth. Two right deluded posts above.

 

;) I never claimed he was any good to be fair...

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To the tune of "Oh Carol"

 

Oh Shefki, you are but a fool

Your wife is sucking, hard on Pardews tool

Hes got the pox and might make her cry

when he gets nuts deep, in her hairy pie.

 

He sez he will never fuck another

because she does dirty tricks

Unless its her mother

as she likes lots of dicks

Your only here so he can fuck your Mrs

yes that is true

Oh Shefki, now he's fucking you.

 

Oh Shefki, you are paid in pies

But Pardews deposit, is jizz right in her eyes

Shes promised that if you score a goal

He can do her right up the arsehole

 

He sez he will never fuck another

because she does dirty tricks

Unless its her mother

as she likes lots of dicks

Your only here so he can fuck your Mrs

yes that is true

Oh Shefki, now he's fucking you.

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Talking about this, and specifically his age, with my Dad and he said "Well, sure, but he's younger than Ryan Giggs"...

 

Bless him, he's a Glaswegian Queens Park fan.

 

 

while his weight won't unload, Al's transferring Munroe, Shefki Kuqi

 

Alan's fucking his hag, wears her like a feed bag, Shefki Kuqi (Shefki Kuqi)

 

know his boss plans to sink, one in goo two in pink, Shefki Kuqi

 

But the wage that he's got, means he don't car a jot, Shefki Kuqi!

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Talking about this, and specifically his age, with my Dad and he said "Well, sure, but he's younger than Ryan Giggs"...

 

Bless him, he's a Glaswegian Queens Park fan.

 

 

while his weight won't unload, Al's transferring Munroe, Shefki Kuqi

 

Alan's fucking his hag, wears her like a feed bag, Shefki Kuqi (Shefki Kuqi)

 

know his boss plans to sink, one in goo two in pink, Shefki Kuqi

 

But the wage that he's got, means he don't car a jot, Shefki Kuqi!

 

 

Like the feedbag line. Was that inpired by bill hicks?

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Talking about this, and specifically his age, with my Dad and he said "Well, sure, but he's younger than Ryan Giggs"...

 

Bless him, he's a Glaswegian Queens Park fan.

 

 

while his weight won't unload, Al's transferring Munroe, Shefki Kuqi

 

Alan's fucking his hag, wears her like a feed bag, Shefki Kuqi (Shefki Kuqi)

 

know his boss plans to sink, one in goo two in pink, Shefki Kuqi

 

But the wage that he's got, means he don't car a jot, Shefki Kuqi!

 

 

Like the feedbag line. Was that inpired by bill hicks?

 

Indeed :icon_lol:

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As the ball hits the net Pardews covered in sweat from your Mrs

 

As he jinks and he turns his Mrs is getting carpet burns, Shefki Kuqi

 

As he gives and he goes Pardews sucking her toes, Shefki Kuqi

 

As he plays a one two Pardews cocks covered in poo, Shefki Kuqi

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