jaythesouthernmag 0 Posted February 10, 2011 Share Posted February 10, 2011 when he`s takin a throw Pardews banging his ho, Shefki Kuqi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaythesouthernmag 0 Posted February 10, 2011 Share Posted February 10, 2011 (edited) When he takes a free kick she`s on Pardews dick, Mrs Kuqi When he beats the offside trap Pardews given her the clap, Mrs Kuqi As he comes off the bench Pardews boning his wench, Shefki Kuqi He`s got the speed of a granny and Pardews on his wifes fanny, Shefki Kuqi Edited February 10, 2011 by jaythesouthernmag Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billy Castell 0 Posted February 10, 2011 Share Posted February 10, 2011 You should print these off for everyone on Saturday . Any chance of Kuqi being Stokoe'd? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21350 Posted February 10, 2011 Share Posted February 10, 2011 When he's injuring Best, Pardew's on his wife's nest, Shefki Kuqi. Sees the ball, takes a lunge, Pardew's up his birds clunge Shefki Kuqi When his touch makes you weep Pardew's fucking nuts deep Shefki Kuqi Trips and falls In the clart Pardews banging her blart Shefki Kuqi. when he twists and he turns pardew opens his wife's beef curtains shefki kuqi with a twist and a dash pards is right up her gash shefki kuqi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41372 Posted February 10, 2011 Share Posted February 10, 2011 (edited) Sees a chance Takes a punt …… And his Mrs. is tucked up in bed with a Mills and Boon and cup of cocoa. Shefki Kuqi Edited February 10, 2011 by Monkeys Fist Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeeForce 0 Posted February 10, 2011 Share Posted February 10, 2011 When he's injuring Best, Pardew's on his wife's nest, Shefki Kuqi. Sees the ball, takes a lunge, Pardew's up his birds clunge Shefki Kuqi When his touch makes you weep Pardew's fucking nuts deep Shefki Kuqi Trips and falls In the clart Pardews banging her blart Shefki Kuqi. when he twists and he turns pardew opens his wife's beef curtains shefki kuqi with a twist and a dash pards is right up her gash shefki kuqi Kuqi's slow cos he's fat Pardew's up his wifes Gwat Shefki Kuqi When he bearers down on goal Pards creams right up her hole Mrs Kuqi When Shefki hits both Bars Pardew hangs out her arse Mrs Kuqi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shackbleep 0 Posted February 10, 2011 Share Posted February 10, 2011 What time is the big Shearer / Owen style unveil in the Leazes? Want to make sure I'm near the front and don't miss Alan Robson's big build-up. "Make some noise....." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21350 Posted February 10, 2011 Share Posted February 10, 2011 he's 6ft, his wife's fit keyes would definitely smash it shefki kuqi he's a giant, his touch's shit keyes would hang out of the back of it shefki kuqi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Besty 4 Posted February 10, 2011 Share Posted February 10, 2011 When he's injuring Best, Pardew's on his wife's nest, Shefki Kuqi. Sees the ball, takes a lunge, Pardew's up his birds clunge Shefki Kuqi When his touch makes you weep Pardew's fucking nuts deep Shefki Kuqi Trips and falls In the clart Pardews banging her blart Shefki Kuqi. Had me giggling like a twat at work! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13621 Posted February 10, 2011 Share Posted February 10, 2011 Alan Shoulder still has his fruit and veg shop in Blyth, I am sure he will be fitter and faster than this Albanian pie eating piss artist. I bet they are paying him in Greggs pasties. Fucking hell, creased. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted February 10, 2011 Share Posted February 10, 2011 Quality thread lads. You've got to laugh like, or you'd cry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke 2 Posted February 10, 2011 Share Posted February 10, 2011 Top stuff guys. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41372 Posted February 10, 2011 Share Posted February 10, 2011 Someones been updating his wiki site Shefki Kuqi[a] (pronounced [ˈʃɛfki ˈkuci]; born 10 November 1976 in Vučitrn) is apparently a professional footballer who plays as a striker. He sadly plays for Newcastle United believing he now has talent. Newcastle United On 10 February 2011 Kuqi joined Premier League side Newcastle United with the contract lasting for the remainder of the season. Although certainly one of the fattest players to pull on the black and white jersey in recent times, Kuqi could hardly be a worse signing than horse bothering, pygmy Michael Owen. [7] ClickyWiki Apologies if it's already been posted Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deano 0 Posted February 10, 2011 Share Posted February 10, 2011 Fuckin annoyed about this like...Why him and not aliadiere? Both shite like but aliadiere would of been a better option. Lets just hope he scores a few goals and isnt a signal of our future intent in the transfer market. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21350 Posted February 10, 2011 Share Posted February 10, 2011 when he shoots and he scores pards is lowering her drawers shefki kuqi wins the ball, picks a pass pards is boning his lass shefki kuqi takes a shot but he misses pards is nailing his mrs shefki kuqi on the team bus, heading south pards is coming in her mouth shefki kuqi when he dribbles round the goalie pards is entering her holy shefki kuqi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21350 Posted February 10, 2011 Share Posted February 10, 2011 Fuckin annoyed about this like...Why him and not aliadiere? Both shite like but aliadiere would of been a better option. Lets just hope he scores a few goals and isnt a signal of our future intent in the transfer market. they were both shit options but nevermind that now - this thread has become the ode to shefki kuqi thread. keep up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21350 Posted February 10, 2011 Share Posted February 10, 2011 Sees a chanceTakes a punt …… And his Mrs. is tucked up in bed with a Mills and Boon and cup of cocoa. Shefki Kuqi best yet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41372 Posted February 10, 2011 Share Posted February 10, 2011 At halftime ,has a pie Pardew cums in her eye Shefki Kuqi Takes a shot Falls down flat Pardew's raping her rat Shefki Kuqi Takes a pen From the spot Pardew's stretching her bot Shefki Kuqi In the ground With the Lads Pardew's draining his nads Shefki Kuqi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41372 Posted February 10, 2011 Share Posted February 10, 2011 On Talksport With Stevie Pardew's drinking her pee Shefki Kuqi Not so young Or so light Pardew's eating her shite Dirty Bastard!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bizza 105 Posted February 10, 2011 Share Posted February 10, 2011 34 and released by Swansea, exactly the kind of talent we should be looking to bring in Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke 2 Posted February 10, 2011 Share Posted February 10, 2011 it's the post his shot hits Pardew jizzes on her tits Shefki Kuqui Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AgentAxeman 166 Posted February 10, 2011 Share Posted February 10, 2011 Someones been updating his wiki site Shefki Kuqi[a] (pronounced [ˈʃɛfki ˈkuci]; born 10 November 1976 in Vučitrn) is apparently a professional footballer who plays as a striker. He sadly plays for Newcastle United believing he now has talent. Newcastle United On 10 February 2011 Kuqi joined Premier League side Newcastle United with the contract lasting for the remainder of the season. Although certainly one of the fattest players to pull on the black and white jersey in recent times, Kuqi could hardly be a worse signing than horse bothering, pygmy Michael Owen. [7] ClickyWiki Apologies if it's already been posted Fuckin Class! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21350 Posted February 10, 2011 Share Posted February 10, 2011 makes a run down the line pards is buggering her blind shefki kuqi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NobbySol 4 Posted February 10, 2011 Share Posted February 10, 2011 At halftime ,has a piePardew cums in her eye Shefki Kuqi Takes a shot Falls down flat Pardew's raping her rat Shefki Kuqi Takes a pen From the spot Pardew's stretching her bot Shefki Kuqi In the ground With the Lads Pardew's draining his nads Shefki Kuqi wins for me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke 2 Posted February 10, 2011 Share Posted February 10, 2011 He signs, fans irate Pardew does the angry pirate Shefki Kuqi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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