Sonatine 11597 Posted February 9, 2011 Share Posted February 9, 2011 Ah well, that's the way the Kuqi crumbles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitman 2207 Posted February 9, 2011 Share Posted February 9, 2011 Ah well, that's the way the Kuqi crumbles It's certainly a Kuqi deal Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acrossthepond 878 Posted February 9, 2011 Share Posted February 9, 2011 Do you reckon Ashley and Llambias are signing players based on a game of Scrabble? "I've got Aliadière for 10 Mike" "Fuck that kidda Ive just found Shefki Kuqi for 33 but its on a triple word, thats 99 my son, now get him signed up!!" Tomorrow's Mirror: "Toon chase Anderlecht's Xherdan Shaqiri! Managing director Derek Llambias's extensive scouting network identified this player as a '125-pointer'." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sniffer 0 Posted February 9, 2011 Share Posted February 9, 2011 I wonder if joorabchian is his agent and this is the shite he's sending our way? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 22188 Posted February 9, 2011 Share Posted February 9, 2011 You'd have to laugh if you were a fan of a different club. Absolutely farcical. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flair 0 Posted February 10, 2011 Share Posted February 10, 2011 What did you expect with Ashley in charge? Sums the level of ambition currently at the club up. 'Lets replace Andy Carroll with Shefqi Kuqi.' Shefqi fucken Kuqi, the man only famous for one thing, belly flopping. Couldn't make it up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin 1 Posted February 10, 2011 Share Posted February 10, 2011 What did you expect with Ashley in charge? Sums the level of ambition currently at the club up. 'Lets replace Andy Carroll with Shefqi Kuqi.' Shefqi fucken Kuqi, the man only famous for one thing, belly flopping. Couldn't make it up. Yeah lets all go sign your petition and get rid of Ashley! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flair 0 Posted February 10, 2011 Share Posted February 10, 2011 (edited) What did you expect with Ashley in charge? Sums the level of ambition currently at the club up. 'Lets replace Andy Carroll with Shefqi Kuqi.' Shefqi fucken Kuqi, the man only famous for one thing, belly flopping. Couldn't make it up. Yeah lets all go sign your petition and get rid of Ashley! Nothing productive to add? Then, belt up. Edited February 10, 2011 by Flair Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Besty 4 Posted February 10, 2011 Share Posted February 10, 2011 What did you expect with Ashley in charge? Sums the level of ambition currently at the club up. 'Lets replace Andy Carroll with Shefqi Kuqi.' Shefqi fucken Kuqi, the man only famous for one thing, belly flopping. Couldn't make it up. Yeah lets all go sign your petition and get rid of Ashley! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 14074 Posted February 10, 2011 Share Posted February 10, 2011 What did you expect with Ashley in charge? Sums the level of ambition currently at the club up. 'Lets replace Andy Carroll with Shefqi Kuqi.' Shefqi fucken Kuqi, the man only famous for one thing, belly flopping. Couldn't make it up. Yeah lets all go sign your petition and get rid of Ashley! Kevin shoots, Kevin scores! First goal in over 5500 posts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bibble 0 Posted February 10, 2011 Share Posted February 10, 2011 (edited) Signed til end of season according to club website *beaten* Edited February 10, 2011 by Bibble Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted February 10, 2011 Share Posted February 10, 2011 Hayzeus Christos Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 14074 Posted February 10, 2011 Share Posted February 10, 2011 Good lord Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billy Castell 0 Posted February 10, 2011 Share Posted February 10, 2011 Bloody hell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daveymac 0 Posted February 10, 2011 Share Posted February 10, 2011 (edited) My brother-in-law's a palace fan reckons he's fucking awful, couldn't hit a cow's arse with a banjo, but he will run around like an excited spaniel for the 5 minutes he maybe on the pitch. Great. Edited February 10, 2011 by Daveymac Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonraider 0 Posted February 10, 2011 Share Posted February 10, 2011 Hilarious!!! You just have to laugh else you'd cry This is why I love being a Newcastle fan, there's never a dull moment Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JawD 99 Posted February 10, 2011 Share Posted February 10, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nyff 0 Posted February 10, 2011 Share Posted February 10, 2011 Our strike force is amazing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted February 10, 2011 Share Posted February 10, 2011 ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JawD 99 Posted February 10, 2011 Share Posted February 10, 2011 From Henry to Kuqi. Only us like Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AgentAxeman 189 Posted February 10, 2011 Share Posted February 10, 2011 What no. shirt is he getting? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted February 10, 2011 Share Posted February 10, 2011 What no. shirt is he getting? 40-something. I.e. his age Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AgentAxeman 189 Posted February 10, 2011 Share Posted February 10, 2011 What no. shirt is he getting? 40-something. I.e. his age ah, same as Martins at Brum then................... as long as its not the no. 9 shirt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 14074 Posted February 10, 2011 Share Posted February 10, 2011 What no. shirt is he getting? 40-something. I.e. his age ah, same as Martins at Brum then................... as long as its not the no. 9 shirt. Christ, can you imagine? I just know he's going to score a decent header from a corner, do that daft celebration and break all his ribs. Then we'll sign Aliadiere and so on and so forth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeeForce 0 Posted February 10, 2011 Share Posted February 10, 2011 I no he is shite, obviously, but its a short term solution and we had the pick of a bad bunch having waited till after the transfer window. It is another body at the end of the day and only here till the end of the season. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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