Ayatollah Hermione 13766 Posted February 9, 2011 Share Posted February 9, 2011 Having his medical. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13766 Posted February 9, 2011 Share Posted February 9, 2011 Skysports.com understands Shefki Kuqi is undergoing a medical at Newcastle ahead of a shock move to St James' Park. As revealed by skysports.comearlier on Wednesday, the Magpies were lining up a shock move for the Finnish striker to bolster their attacking options. The North East side have targeted a move for Kuqi as they are desperately short of options in attack having sold Andy Carroll to Liverpool on deadline day and lost Shola Ameobi for several weeks with a fractured cheekbone. Magpies boss Alan Pardew confirmed earlier this week he was considering a number of free agents having missed out on bringing in a new forward before the close of the transfer window Former Blackburn forward Kuqi is available on a free transfer having cancelled his contract at Swansea last month. Pardew has indentified Kuqi as the answer to Newcastle's striking problems and is ready to offer the 34-year-old a short-term deal at St James' Park. 34 year old ffs. He'll have no legs left in the slightest I imagine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howay 12496 Posted February 9, 2011 Share Posted February 9, 2011 Having his medical. Fucking hell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonraider 0 Posted February 9, 2011 Share Posted February 9, 2011 Unbelievable But if this is the guy that played for Ipswich he was getting past his best when they got rid of him! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin 1 Posted February 9, 2011 Share Posted February 9, 2011 Pathetic. A fucking league 2 club wouldnt want him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonraider 0 Posted February 9, 2011 Share Posted February 9, 2011 Pathetic. A fucking league 2 club wouldnt want him I dont think we'd want him here at Torquay United! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonatine 11296 Posted February 9, 2011 Share Posted February 9, 2011 There's nothing to be said, other than Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acrossthepond 866 Posted February 9, 2011 Share Posted February 9, 2011 Fuck off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ToonArmyMIA 0 Posted February 9, 2011 Share Posted February 9, 2011 We signed him on a free, Kuqi, Kuqi, He’s as fat as Ashley, Kuqi, Kuqi Spill his pint and he’ll give you the chop But when he scores, he’ll bellyflop Shefki Kuqi, Newcastles Number 9. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted February 9, 2011 Share Posted February 9, 2011 This fat bastard is taking the piss now but worst of all this confirms to me were dreaming if we think there'll be any serious money spent in the summer. This is the stamp of the fat bastard and he won't change. I would love to see his helicopter go down with him and lambias in it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 19856 Posted February 9, 2011 Share Posted February 9, 2011 What a fucking Joke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ketsbaia 0 Posted February 9, 2011 Share Posted February 9, 2011 I quite literally couldn't give a shite about this. Anyone who we were going to sign on a free was going to be complete bollocks, Kuqi is just that. No point in moaning as I doubt he'll get game time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monroe Transfer 0 Posted February 9, 2011 Share Posted February 9, 2011 Utterly embarrassing. What's worse is apparently Ewerthon won't come here because we can't afford him or something like that. Now he's either asking for ridiculous wages or the regime are just being their usual selves. In this scenario we should pay over the odds a bit if we have to, it's not like we're short of money after the Carroll transfer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ketsbaia 0 Posted February 9, 2011 Share Posted February 9, 2011 Utterly embarrassing. What's worse is apparently Ewerthon won't come here because we can't afford him or something like that. Now he's either asking for ridiculous wages or the regime are just being their usual selves. In this scenario we should pay over the odds a bit if we have to, it's not like we're short of money after the Carroll transfer. Isn't Ewerthon also fucking bilge and living off his reputation of 5 plus years ago? Whoever we signed at this stage was always going to be shite and have a role similar to that of Lamine Diatta or Ronny Johnsen. Not replacing Carroll in the window was utterly embarrassing, bringing in Kuqi as cheap back up just in case barely registers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hudson 0 Posted February 9, 2011 Share Posted February 9, 2011 i honestly think we're better off playing the three we've already got and using the kids as back up. Yeah unless we're in for anyone decent I agree. Last thing we'd want is for some past it bastard to come in, score a few flukey goals, have Pardew blow smoke up his arse and see the club turn around in the summer and offer a contract whilst saying they now don't need to look for strikers. Somebodys been gettng them self a crystal ball Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13766 Posted February 9, 2011 Share Posted February 9, 2011 I bet he's no worse than the likes of Phil Airey at this point in his career. And I've seen fuck all of Airey. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitman 2204 Posted February 9, 2011 Share Posted February 9, 2011 Presumably our tactic with Kuqi will be to lump it up to the old lad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ToonMarshy 2 Posted February 9, 2011 Share Posted February 9, 2011 I really don't think he'll be getting many first team starts if we do end up with him, a completely shambolic signing if ever i saw one. If we are going to risk a sub or start on somebody who is clearly lacking in talent - we may as well give the experience to a young un' that would benefit them AND the future squad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shackbleep 0 Posted February 9, 2011 Share Posted February 9, 2011 I bet the fuckers give him the #9 shirt too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nobby 0 Posted February 9, 2011 Author Share Posted February 9, 2011 Told you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barney 0 Posted February 9, 2011 Share Posted February 9, 2011 Manc mag: Macken went on to play international football and was on Man City's books for a bit. I flew over for that game Webber scored in. Saturday 5:45 kick off, 2 days after playing in Europe. Freddy wanted the sky money and we were massively lethatrgic against the newly promoted Sheffield Utd. Rossi played that night for us and I told everyone within earshot he'd never make it in England as he wanted too many touches. Ive played with some League of Ireland players, including one who scored 2 against a top team in the UEFA cup. That was his peak though. I was in class with him as a kid when English clubs were sniffing about him every week. Palace offered him a deal but his folks wouldn't let him go until he finished school. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasepud 59 Posted February 9, 2011 Share Posted February 9, 2011 Do you reckon Ashley and Llambias are signing players based on a game of Scrabble? "I've got Aliadière for 10 Mike" "Fuck that kidda Ive just found Shefki Kuqi for 33 but its on a triple word, thats 99 my son, now get him signed up!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15357 Posted February 9, 2011 Share Posted February 9, 2011 I'd suggest they've been reading http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2011/fe...port?CMP=twt_gu in that case, but that'd imply reading skills. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barney 0 Posted February 9, 2011 Share Posted February 9, 2011 Just a note on him, I'd say he's being signed ahead of Ewerthon as he knows the league and language and can settle immediately. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitman 2204 Posted February 9, 2011 Share Posted February 9, 2011 Just a note on him, I'd say he's being signed ahead of Ewerthon as he knows the league and language and can settle immediately. Plus he can't believe his luck, so is prepared to play for buttons Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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