Press Conference Tweets

[Christmas Tree 5222]

Caulkin

 

 

Alan Pardew confirmed at his presser #Nufc are scouring unattached list for 1 or 2 strikers to fill a considerable gap. No names though.

 

Pardew clearly keen to move on from Carroll-gate and backing his "good strong group" to "pull together" in the face of adversity. #Nufc

 

Pardew admitted whoever brought in unlikely, in circumstances, to be 1st-team starter. Ameobi to have op on cheekbone on Tuesday. #Nufc

[KeithJ 0]

Alan Pardew denies being a stupid prick for not thinking about our striker situation when he had a chance to do something by declaring Besty and Lovankrands are on form

[LoveTheBobby 1]

"Refused to confirm the 'performance related' aspect of his contract meant 'performance infront of the media' before scuttling off to brush the too many teeth in his lying mouth ahead of a night out as one of mike's rent-a-mate gatherings"

[LoveTheBobby 1]

"Refused to confirm the 'performance related' aspect of his contract meant 'performance infront of the media' before scuttling off to brush the too many teeth in his lying mouth ahead of a night out as one of mike's rent-a-mate gatherings"

 

 

Joke aside, this is why I'm fairly sure he knew Carroll would be sold all along.

 

If you knew your only goal threat was going to be flogged why would you agree to a portion of your wage being determined by performances if your goalscoring player wasn't guaranteed to stay.

Unless

-A. the performance related part was bollocks

-b. it's 5yr contract because the performance related part is "get us promoted after a relegation so we have a parachute payment, bonuses for everytime you do it."

For me there is no way on this God-given earth that AP came into this cold and without some of the picture of what these balloons intend/are playing out here . I think he's clearly sold his soul to the Devil . He's reported to be not lacking in the self-confidence department, history of affairs with players wives , said to like the casino and a prior mate of them blah blah . Given all this I see no reason to believe a word that he utters .

 

Brought in with a brief along the lines of "Alan - you're a ballsy sort yeah - or so you rekon eh - how's about you come onboard with me and you'll never have to worry about money ever again ? OK - it's gonna be tough - youre gonna have to take some shit along the way - but faackit you can handle that yeah - and trust me - I'll sort you for it . BIG TOIME !"

 

I've no doubt he knew intention was to sell AC, but as we stand I think he's been shafted more than he realised he would be too (see Ashley's alleged Umbro bump and the reported upping of AC fee last minute) but either way I think he came onboard knowing 70% of his job was to use his "smooth" media skills to front the behind the sceens looting/workings of Bonnie & (right turn) Clyde , 30% "see what you can do to get a team of 11 out there when there's a match on otherwise the dozy caants won't turn up" . In fact no, make that 80/20 .

 

He has no afiliation or history with the area/city (called it a town at his one man unveiling) , a known associate and a a proven snide . Add a promise of a good few million to take some flak for a while before hot-footing back down south into obscurity and ladies and gentlemen - i give you Alan Pardew , Newcastle United's current manager .